২২ ফেব্রুয়ারী, ২০১৩

Florida Man.

The world's worst superhero.

২০টি মন্তব্য:

virgil xenophon বলেছেন...

LOL!!!

(Tho Wonder Warthog the "Hog of Steel" from a cartoon in the early 60--also a Florida denizen--would give him a run for his money, lol)

Wince বলেছেন...

Florida Man's behavior occasioned by living in the nation's continental phallus.

virgil xenophon বলেছেন...

PS: As would Hostileman!

Thorley Winston বলেছেন...

Captain Hero is still worse IMO.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Ex-pat Floridian here. Oh man. I laughed, I cried. It's funny 'cause it's all true!

eelpout বলেছেন...

Florida Man is one of my favorite follows. Rarely disappoints.

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

He should team up with Arm Fall Off Boy.

edutcher বলেছেন...

His mascot is The Tick.

rehajm বলেছেন...

The level of daily activity is amazing.

Mary Beth বলেছেন...

There's a reason Florida has its own Fark tag.

Dust Bunny Queen বলেছেন...

Is it the heat or the humidity?

Dust Bunny Queen বলেছেন...

Is it the heat or the humidity?

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

This is so typical Floridian. That barefooted man stealing two cases of Mozzarella from Pizza Hut is what you deal with there.

I doubt that any of these are made up.

Icepick বলেছেন...

You know, I think the Powerpuff Girls and The Tick have both caused more damage than Florida Man. Also, what about his sidekick, Florida Boy?

Icepick বলেছেন...

Yeah, here we go, news of the sidekick:

10-year-old Florida boy found wandering street naked and drunk

Florida Boy’s 911 Call Helps Police Nab Burglars

Florida boy, age 11, arrested on arson charges

Beloved pet pig Twinkie can be kept by Florida boy with Down syndrome Subheader: ‘What's wrong with you people? Let this boy have his pig,’ was one comment about Kason Ray‘s struggle on the Coral Springs Facebook page.

Levi Starks বলেছেন...

It looks like it's a full time job

ErnieG বলেছেন...



As a bona fide Florida Man, I must protest that I have never done any of these things, although I have drunk the water here all my life. I thought that it would be interesting to search on the term ‘Florida Woman’. Here are some of the results:

Florida woman crashes car into house while being ‘amorous’ with boyfriend: Police

Florida Woman Drives 100 miles with Live Owl Inside Car Grille

Florida Woman Arrested After Genital Kicking Spree

Florida woman apologizes for flipping off judge, avoids 30-day jail sentence

Florida Woman Stole Tampons, Fled In An Explorer, And Hid In A Box

Florida Woman Arrested on Charge She Rode Manatee

Bob বলেছেন...

I discovered him a couple of weeks ago and immediately followed him. He's hilarious, and all he does is use headlines/lead sentences from news stories. So it's the journalists doing the writing for him, he just copy/pastes it. Of course there will probably soon be imitators, but he scores with me for being the innovator (or the first one I saw doing it, even if he wasn't).

JAL বলেছেন...

Pretty funny.

Dust Bunny Queen বলেছেন...

Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis Morissette

I agree with Florida Man on this one.

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