१७ जानेवारी, २०१३

"Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Lance doped."

Michael Ian Black.

४० टिप्पण्या:

Automatic_Wing म्हणाले...

Maybe?

Meade म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive,
But I still don't think Bill Clinton groped.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think John Edwards was a good husband.

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think OJ didn't do it.

tiger म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I think Hilary Clinton is a great Sec/State.

Meade म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Obamacare means Obama loves us.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Wow! I got nothin'.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Al Gore is still working for the American people.

BarrySanders20 म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Al-gore is Al-truistic

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think the earth is flat as pancake.

BarrySanders20 म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think the UN lives up to its own ideals through its undeniable competence and effectiveness

BarrySanders20 म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think cassette tapes are coming back.

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think my email correspondence with a Nigerian Chamber of Commerce contact is rock solid.

kcom म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm native but I still think I was born in Mongolia.

kcom म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Elvis croaked.

Meade म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Heather Locklear is signaling to me.

mccullough म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still believe Milli Vanilli sang Girl You Know It's True

अनामित म्हणाले...

Michael Ian Black: still not funny.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive...Nope, I think paranoid is more me.

Imagine if everyone doped, or nobody did, including Lance, do you think he might still have been just about as outstanding? I think it's quite possible, since many did dope, and he still beat them all. The question would be how good were the ones who didn't? Were they good enough to beat an un-doped Armstrong?

What a shame if he actually was naturally the best anyway, and he threw it all away out of fear of being beat by other cheaters.

Would he have doped if he knew nobody else was? He certainly knew some were not, but it's all about being first at all costs, not honorably second.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

I'm very competitive in sports only, not enough to cheat, which to me is actually being noncompetitive, but I really want to win.

I have no need to be first or best in anything else. For all other endeavors I just need to be good, competent, honest, effective. My attention span, and the ease with which I'm distracted by some new endeavor would never allow me to be the best at anything... except for love, at which I'm of course the best who ever lived - man, beast, or latex. I shit you not. Sure, I live alone, but that doesn't mean anything. Maybe I'm just too good for them. Yea, I think that's it.

So this doping thing really improves performance, huh? Just wondering.

Jason म्हणाले...

What? Liberace was gay? What???

YoungHegelian म्हणाले...

Call me naive, but I'm still surprised that the world didn't end on 12/21/2012.

I've got my whole life in front of me now!

Sam L. म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Al Franken is the funniest guy ever to be elected Senator by an overwhelming majority.

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think the Wiener did get a pie thrown at him from the back of the room, while giving a speech to 45,000 people.

Petunia म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Manti T'eo really thought Lennay Kekua was real.

sonicfrog म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Pee Wee Herman was showing his stub in that theater!

MayBee म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I really believe Obama wants to work across party lines to balance the budget.

ErnieG म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Obama is telling the truth when he says he supports the Second Amendment.

अनामित म्हणाले...

I bet Lance even used drugs to beat Cancer. What a cheat.

Icepick म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think Michael Ian black needs to pull a stunt like this to get attention.

Icepick म्हणाले...

I wonder if the "Maybe I'm naive but ..." will be even a tenth as popular today as Te'o'ing was yesterday.

edutcher म्हणाले...

And the Demos won the election, fair and square.

ErnieG म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
ErnieG म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think the Tour ought to have an Unrestricted class, sort of like Top Fuel dragsters. Top Fuel, yeah, that's it.

machine म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

I Callahan म्हणाले...

I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

machine, do you ever tire of beclowning yourself?

Weapons of Mass Destruction Found

Meade म्हणाले...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think the Benghazi attack was anything more than retaliation for the release of the anti-Islamic video, Innocence of Muslims.

edutcher म्हणाले...

machine said...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

The clock finally stops.

TMink म्हणाले...

Naive =/= denial.

Trey