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"Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Lance doped."

Michael Ian Black.

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Automatic_Wing বলেছেন...

Maybe?

Meade বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive,
But I still don't think Bill Clinton groped.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think John Edwards was a good husband.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think OJ didn't do it.

tiger বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I think Hilary Clinton is a great Sec/State.

Meade বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Obamacare means Obama loves us.

madAsHell বলেছেন...

Wow! I got nothin'.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Al Gore is still working for the American people.

BarrySanders20 বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Al-gore is Al-truistic

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think the earth is flat as pancake.

BarrySanders20 বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think the UN lives up to its own ideals through its undeniable competence and effectiveness

BarrySanders20 বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think cassette tapes are coming back.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think my email correspondence with a Nigerian Chamber of Commerce contact is rock solid.

kcom বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm native but I still think I was born in Mongolia.

kcom বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Elvis croaked.

Meade বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Heather Locklear is signaling to me.

mccullough বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still believe Milli Vanilli sang Girl You Know It's True

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Michael Ian Black: still not funny.

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive...Nope, I think paranoid is more me.

Imagine if everyone doped, or nobody did, including Lance, do you think he might still have been just about as outstanding? I think it's quite possible, since many did dope, and he still beat them all. The question would be how good were the ones who didn't? Were they good enough to beat an un-doped Armstrong?

What a shame if he actually was naturally the best anyway, and he threw it all away out of fear of being beat by other cheaters.

Would he have doped if he knew nobody else was? He certainly knew some were not, but it's all about being first at all costs, not honorably second.

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

I'm very competitive in sports only, not enough to cheat, which to me is actually being noncompetitive, but I really want to win.

I have no need to be first or best in anything else. For all other endeavors I just need to be good, competent, honest, effective. My attention span, and the ease with which I'm distracted by some new endeavor would never allow me to be the best at anything... except for love, at which I'm of course the best who ever lived - man, beast, or latex. I shit you not. Sure, I live alone, but that doesn't mean anything. Maybe I'm just too good for them. Yea, I think that's it.

So this doping thing really improves performance, huh? Just wondering.

Jason বলেছেন...

What? Liberace was gay? What???

YoungHegelian বলেছেন...

Call me naive, but I'm still surprised that the world didn't end on 12/21/2012.

I've got my whole life in front of me now!

Sam L. বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Al Franken is the funniest guy ever to be elected Senator by an overwhelming majority.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think the Wiener did get a pie thrown at him from the back of the room, while giving a speech to 45,000 people.

Petunia বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think Manti T'eo really thought Lennay Kekua was real.

sonicfrog বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think Pee Wee Herman was showing his stub in that theater!

MayBee বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I really believe Obama wants to work across party lines to balance the budget.

ErnieG বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still think Obama is telling the truth when he says he supports the Second Amendment.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

I bet Lance even used drugs to beat Cancer. What a cheat.

Icepick বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think Michael Ian black needs to pull a stunt like this to get attention.

Icepick বলেছেন...

I wonder if the "Maybe I'm naive but ..." will be even a tenth as popular today as Te'o'ing was yesterday.

edutcher বলেছেন...

And the Demos won the election, fair and square.

ErnieG বলেছেন...
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ErnieG বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I think the Tour ought to have an Unrestricted class, sort of like Top Fuel dragsters. Top Fuel, yeah, that's it.

machine বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

I Callahan বলেছেন...

I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

machine, do you ever tire of beclowning yourself?

Weapons of Mass Destruction Found

Meade বলেছেন...

Maybe I'm naive, but I still don't think the Benghazi attack was anything more than retaliation for the release of the anti-Islamic video, Innocence of Muslims.

edutcher বলেছেন...

machine said...

Maybe I'm naive but I still think Iraq had weapons of mass destruction...and the war was worth it.

The clock finally stops.

TMink বলেছেন...

Naive =/= denial.

Trey

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