३१ ऑक्टोबर, २०१२

Biden: "As they say in my business, I'm going to give you the whole load today..."



Top Comments at YouTube:
Now he's plagiarizing from porno scripts??
And:
He learned that saying hanging around with Bill Clinton
Based on Urban Dictionary, the porn meaning is inescapeable. The only alternative that I can think of is load of crap, which might be a more apt metaphor, but could not have been intended.

७० टिप्पण्या:

Matt Sablan म्हणाले...

Yeah. When I hear politicians giving someone a load of something, it is usually a load of B.S. Poor word choice by Biden here.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Just take a look at the faces of the older women behind him, I think they like his phrasing.

अनामित म्हणाले...

How is it that Althouse is so knowledgeable re porn jargon?

BonHagar म्हणाले...

Obama's first executive decision...the whole load.

chickelit म्हणाले...

Was he announcing the retirement of Fed Chairman Ben Bukkake?

Bryan C म्हणाले...

"Poor word choice by Biden here."

I'm pretty sure that's Joe's epitaph.

Julie C म्हणाले...

Hopefully some serious hand washing afterwards is required ...

Humperdink म्हणाले...

Gravitas!

Hagar म्हणाले...

I am not as up on porn jargon as Althouse, but Biden's phrasing seems very close to "taking a dump."

garage mahal म्हणाले...

Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Wow!

Scott M म्हणाले...

Maybe he was speaking of the turnip truck he just fell off of.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

How is it? I said it in the post. I use Urban Dictionary.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

God Bless him.

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

Maybe we can go for dual impeachment. I think that after Obama, we would get the rid of Biden on a unanimous vote.

Strelnikov म्हणाले...

What's his "business"? Does he have the New Enlgand concession for Shoveling Crapola?

Robert Zaleski म्हणाले...

I really need more context on that, I mean I still can't believe he would say that.

Or that people think it's acceptable. Wow. Everytime I get some hope were not degenerating into a bunch of morons, I get floored again.

Wince म्हणाले...

Warning: Link totally NSFW

Biden: "You're all dirty little whores, and I'm gonna send you home to your parents covered in cum.

"And here's Lena Dunham, stand up Lena... oh, my gosh... just bring your tits over here, then.

"Want a Gatorade, Lena?"

bagoh20 म्हणाले...

When Obama loses, this guy is gonna get the blame - the whole load.

alan markus म्हणाले...

I thought he was channeling "The Other McCain":

Benghazi Fertilizer On Collision Course With Air Circulator

Known Unknown म्हणाले...

Can we re-elect him Court Jester?

chickelit म्हणाले...

Garage is so stoked he stroked!

wyo sis म्हणाले...

He's a load alright.
In Wyoming that kind of load is a load of bullshit.

I'm beginning to believe Biden is really really smart and he's yanking everybody's chain. Even a moron can act normal sometimes. It takes concentration and effort to be a toad every time you open your mouth.

Toad Trend म्हणाले...

Lena Dunham types make up much of the dem-o-graphic.

So talking about loads and so forth are pedestrian for these 'folks'.

kristinintexas म्हणाले...

So I'm at work and can't watch the YouTube link, but I took this quiz the other day on Mental Floss: "Who Said It: Joe Biden or Michael Scott?"

Seems appropriate.

(I only got one wrong by the way - gave Michael Scott credit for a Bidenism.)

Tank म्हणाले...

With Biden you always get the money shot.

hombre म्हणाले...

garage:
"O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43."

Perhaps there are cheeseheads who don't realize that when the country goes broke it will effect Wisconsin.

SteveR म्हणाले...

I thought my first time had to be someone special, Joe's no Peter North

Mary Beth म्हणाले...

And he means what he says, at least according to him in the VP debate.

bgates म्हणाले...

If your balls were the size of cue balls, how big would your whole load be?

Larry J म्हणाले...

Personally, I'll sleep a lot better knowing Biden won't be a heartbeat away from control of America's nuclear arsenal in a few months.

Seriously, how can anyone who trashed Palin as being unqualified to be VP in 2008 believe Biden was up to the job? I've seen smarter doorknobs.

gk1 म्हणाले...

I hope the RNC is funding Slow Joe's travel to all the battle ground states. This guy is comedy gold. As the Aussies say "He has two big feet and his guns are pointed downward"

Synova म्हणाले...

I said something to my husband this morning about "going commando" and he claimed he'd never heard that term in his life and I was making it up.

(I miss all porno references. I don't expect anyone else to know what all the dirty stuff means. Like "teabagger". Seriously? It's *normal* not to know that stuff.)

traditionalguy म्हणाले...

Isn't that what Bill Clinton used to say to Monica Lewinski?

JohnJ म्हणाले...

Again, "disinhibition syndrome."

Google it when you have a few mins.

eddie willers म्हणाले...

"I'm going to give you the whole load...


....and then a pearl necklace".

Calypso Facto म्हणाले...

garage:
"O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43."


Weighted D+7. Ain't gonna happen.

garage mahal म्हणाले...

Weighted D+7. Ain't gonna happen.

Its D+5. With leaners also D+5. The exact same as their poll that nailed the Walker recall.

I'd love to see some polling on Ryan vs Zerban. I don't think there has been one public poll on that race. Wonder why not?

O2BNAZ म्हणाले...

He could of been thinking of the Newport Highschool cheerleaders and "...the stuff they do on hardwood...blowing his mind..."

O2BNAZ म्हणाले...

He could of been thinking of the Newport Highschool cheerleaders and "...the stuff they do on hardwood...blowing his mind..."

wyo sis म्हणाले...

Giddy Disinhibition Disorder
primarypsychiatry.com

The telling symptom:

The patient does not alter his/her behavior in response to negative reinforcement.

I think Obama has it too.

Simon Kenton म्हणाले...

I became a democrat recently. It's not going to stick. I just cannot get beyond the comparison - a candidate who writes an entire budget and gets it through the house; a candidate ejaculating monstrous public vulgarities.

Calypso Facto म्हणाले...

I stand by my +7:

Gallup Est 6/1/2011
Republican 40.00
Democrat 45.00

Unweighted
Republican N 596 42.45%
Democrat N 705 50.21%

Weighted
Republican N 600 42.74%
Democrat N 696 49.57%

I stopped into 2 Republican Party HQs this past week to see if I could find a Tommy yard sign. Both were out, and said that sign was by far the most popular. Did see more Obama stickers on the road this weekend, but then noticed they were mostly on Minnesota cars. So I'm sticking steadfastly to my prediction of TT over TB by a sizable majority.

Curious George म्हणाले...

"garage mahal said...
Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Wow!" LOL

I'm Full of Soup म्हणाले...

Biden has spent the last 40 years in the US Senate and as VP.

That helps us understand how f-ed we are and explains a lot doesn't it?

अनामित म्हणाले...

Hop on an Amtrak or fire up that Chevy Volt and come on down to Uncle Joe's working-man, blue collar, union boys non-alcoholic saloon.

He's FIGHTIN' mad!

Let's start growin' that middle class from the bottom up. We'll talk about your missus' ladyparts, Lily Ledbetter, lesbians and those Republican bastards. Come on down, Uncle Joe's got a sweet deal on some solar panels layin' around in back.

There gonna put y'all back in CHAINS!

Roll up your sleeves, put on yer hardhat folks....it's time for the WHOLE LOAD.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Damn it: "They're"

tacotaco म्हणाले...

Was it not Althouse who a few days ago was describing how desperate Krugman must be because he went "juvenile"?

What's good for the goose...

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Guess I need to watch more porn. My first, and only, thought was a load of shit, because that's what he always delivers.

Titus म्हणाले...

This is huge and devastating.

Thanks for sharing.

tits.

DADvocate म्हणाले...

Was it not Althouse who a few days ago was describing how desperate Krugman must be because he went "juvenile"?

You want juvenile? I've got juvenile! And, it's in keeping with the porno interpretation.

Joe Biden has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Very white teeth. Sparkling.

They took a poll after the VP debate that was skewed +5 Blue Dog Democrat that showed Ryan up 3 points after his 5th comment: Typically, Rasmussen has the whitest VP teeth winning in most elections if the VP's party has the best October ground game amongst one-legged likely voters in Kentucky after the 5th comment.

Republicans by preference cascade landslide or Democrats by a hair.

edutcher म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
edutcher म्हणाले...

In a previous life, he was Bart's deputy at Rock Ridge.

Inga said...

Just take a look at the faces of the older women behind him, I think they like his phrasing.

More like grimacing.

garage mahal said...

Some eye popping poll numbers today for Obama and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin from MULaw. Huge sample as well, over 1200+

O up 51-43
Baldwin up 47-43

Which is why Barry is requiring anybody in IL who wants to go to his election Night party (more like a wake) to do campaign work in WI

Big Mike म्हणाले...

Joe is only 3 weeks from his 70th birthday. The chance that he can produce the semen, not to mention sperm count, for the porno interpretation is essentially zero.

Assume he means a load of crap; that's all that has been coming out of his mouth since the day he entered politics. Well, that plus vulgar language.

The people of Delaware should be ashamed. If he's the best you got, then you got nuthin'

BaltoHvar म्हणाले...

JohnJ - I agree - I saw it with my Dad. He slid for 12 years after a 4xby-pass in his 70's; late 70's. In his case it was called vascular dementia - but it was the same. Brain damage from tiny emboli. I am sure this guy has it too. Selecting him as the VP was a stunning risk in many ways. His medical histroy was just one.

Tom from Virginia म्हणाले...

In 2008, shortly after BO selected Biden as his VP choice, I wrote in a comment on this blog that if Michael Scott was a US Senator, he'd be Joe Biden. Just sayin.

Tom from Virginia म्हणाले...
ही टिप्पणी लेखकाना हलविली आहे.
rhhardin म्हणाले...

It may be an old rural joke punchline.

A famous person comes to give a talk and finds only one person in the audience.

The famous person says he feels uncomfortable giving a talk for only one person, and asks what the audience guy thinks.

The audience guy says, well, if you go out to feed the cows and there's only one cow, you feed her.

So the famous person gives the talk.

Then the audience guy says that he wouldn't have dropped the whole load.

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

He must have meant a construction... truck load... the whole load?

I have no idea what Joe means... and little does anybody else.

XRay म्हणाले...

It's a generational thing, also a thing which the protected class likely has never encountered.

Biden is talking crap, in more ways than one, obviously.

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

How nice that they let 2 whole men stand behind Biden.

Peter Hoh म्हणाले...

There's a longish joke that I recall my pastor telling -- from the pulpit -- about a preacher and a farmer. The punch line is, "Yeah, but I wouldn't give him the whole load."

RonF म्हणाले...

Tell me again how this guy is so much more qualified to be President compared to Sarah Palin?

RonF म्हणाले...

Tell me again how this guy is so much more qualified to be President compared to Sarah Palin?

Kirk Parker म्हणाले...

" 'load of crap', which might be a more apt metaphor, but could not have been intended."

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence! (This is Biden we're talking about, right???)

Kirk Parker म्हणाले...

"The people of Delaware should be ashamed. If he's the best you got, then you got nuthin'"

Thank you for criticizing the people of Delaware for their choice in senators. Being from Washington state, I am currently completely unable to do so.

Erik म्हणाले...

Now, I'm not a professional historian, but I consider myself fairly well read in Early American history. And although I could be mistaken, I am pretty sure that that's how Washington began his Farewell Address.

furious_a म्हणाले...

Biden gave the whole load. You never give the whole load.

AllenS म्हणाले...

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Astro म्हणाले...

One Vice-President

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