১৯ অক্টোবর, ২০১১

"Name something you put in your mouth, but don't swallow."

Daytime television, sexy as ever.

৫৫টি মন্তব্য:

Mark O বলেছেন...

Dentures?

Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...

toothbrush
pencil
bottle cap
crack pipe
pea shooter
blow dart

Triangle Man বলেছেন...

Thermometer

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

Jim বলেছেন...

Harmonica
Sax mouthpiece and reed when soaking.

Paddy O বলেছেন...

small rocks

Marica বলেছেন...

Gum.

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

um, cigarette?

Scott M বলেছেন...

Bill Clinton: pot smoke.

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

Titus reportedly prefers courtesy phones of color, thank you.

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Slogans.

Scott M বলেছেন...

A dead lizard, if you're Jesus.

Fen বলেছেন...

Straw
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Silverware

Fen বলেছেন...

Ice

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

Dental Floss
Mouthwash
Chewing Tobacco
Toothpick
Thumb
Golf Tee

Fen বলেছেন...

Barrel of a gun
and the bullet

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Lies.
Promises.


But I repeat myself.

Peter V. Bella বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Peter V. Bella বলেছেন...

TV is going into the toilet. Soon it will be just as bad as politics.

Fen বলেছেন...

Air

Wince বলেছেন...

Wouldn't guessing penis come before guessing "sperm," since at least some fraction of the population of dick suckers, rather than spit, either swallow or eschew the ejaculate entirely?

Scott M বলেছেন...

Air

Which would also include other people's farts.

"It was in my ass. Now it's in your brain."

Chip S. বলেছেন...

Apparently the survey respondents swallow.

AllenS বলেছেন...

Bill Clinton's penis.

The Dude বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Chip S. বলেছেন...

Sea urchin, but only once.

The Dude বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
ndspinelli বলেছেন...

Steve Harvey has one of the best standup acts out there. He should be more successful.

Cellulose Shepherd বলেছেন...

sadly, often times my foot

SBVOR বলেছেন...

Cigar?

Where is Monica Lewinsky when we need her most?

sean বলেছেন...

It's interesting the bifurcation of American culture. You have mediums like rap music and daytime TV (the latter watched mostly by women), which are incredibly vulgar and sexually explicit, and then you have a set of regulated environments, like workplaces and classrooms, where speech of this sort can get you fired.

The Victorians had a similarly bifurcated culture (though the divisions were not in the same place), and later generations considered them hypocrites. In fact, we still do. I wonder what later generations will think of us?

J বলেছেন...

One of the obnoxious shows in Teeveeland, featuring Harvey the dyslexic preacher

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Scott M. Wrote:
A dead lizard, if you're Jesus.

I never studied holy scripture, and if this is scriptural I never will.

Scott M বলেছেন...

I never studied holy scripture, and if this is scriptural I never will.

It's from a gospel that got left out of the version we think of as the Bible.

edutcher বলেছেন...

Q-tip (with something on it).

Actually, if that were the answer, the choices would be:

spit, swallow, or gargle.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Chip Ahoy wrote:
...blow dart

Nah, the blow dart goes in the near end of the blowgun tube (some sources say blowpipe), which is held to the lips, not placed in the oral cavity.

Unless the Amazonian blowgun hunter shoots you in the mouth... I mean you in the general sense... unless J is reading this.

Scott M বলেছেন...

Actually, I don't think that gospel was written until an Angel made Biff spend weeks in a hotel room writing it. Coincidentally, the angel was hooked on daytime soaps.

Joe বলেছেন...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)

small rocks


Grape Gravy?

Joe বলেছেন...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)


ScottM I think you and “J” are attending the same church…..

Scott M বলেছেন...

Joe, you went and ruined it

Joe বলেছেন...

(The Uncredentialed, Crypto Jew)
Joe, you went and ruined it

I may HAVE to order that, now.

Scott M বলেছেন...

It's one of the funniest books I've ever read. I doubt seriously they ever make it into a movie, though it screams out to be.

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

small rocks

Ask Brando.

WineSlob বলেছেন...

What Has Clung to His Ass-Kissing Tongue
Is Flung Toward His French Kissee's Lung
But a Slip of His Tongue
Near the Ass Kissee's Bung
She's Swallowing Flung Dung Ass Foo Yung.

Curious George বলেছেন...

"I'd have to say in the butt Bob"

Oh, wait, wrong game show.

The Dude বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
নামহীন বলেছেন...

Hey all you hipsters and cool cats that are like taking cheap shots at Jesus. Wow, are you guys and gals clever, transgressive and way out there!. Way cool, man. You're hep to the jive. Now it's time to get bent. Please do so now. Thank you for your compliance.

Scott M বলেছেন...

Hey all you hipsters and cool cats that are like taking cheap shots at Jesus.

Who's taking cheap shots at Jesus?

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

I also like the link to the Ellen deGeneres question that is at that site.

Joe Schmoe বলেছেন...

Paging Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone, Mr. Titus to the white courtesy phone please.

He's already answered this question to my satisfaction many times. Tits and clouds, baby.

wv: foulnma 'Pa was foulnma by putt'n something in her mouth that she wouldn't swaller.'

Carnifex বলেছেন...

Beyond sophomoric. Beavis and Butthead without the cynicism. Does anyone who thinks beyond grade school level think this is funny? "he said penis" "huh huh huhhhuh uh"
"No he didn't buttmunch. He said cock!" "HEHHEHHHEEEHHHEHHH"
"Shut up Beavis, Your Mom said it too." "huhhuu huuh uu huhhu hu"
Harvey should have looked at the cameras and said "Either get me some real f$%^ing writes or I quit" But the moneys free and easy.

Mary Beth বলেছেন...

A sexual reference ≠ sexy.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Scott M., odd you should be the only person to question the "Jesus" post. Are you being a cool cat down with the jive again? I'll bet you are wearing a zoot suit with a reet pleat. Heavy, man. Real George. You are up with the latest jive. Stay nervous Pervus. You are a bold guy. I'd suggest you work "poo poo" into your next post to really be hip. Stay solid, Jack.

jeff বলেছেন...

2 broke girls. 7:30 pm. Former rich girl, now poor. Has big roll of cash in her hand and ex boyfriend who dumped her after she lost all her money is at her restaurant.
"It will be nice to throw my wad in his face for once."

CBS.

Craig বলেছেন...

Beche de mer.

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