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Silvio Berlusconi: "Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom..."

"... There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore... Listen, all the beds are full here... this lot won't go home, even at gunpoint."

২৩টি মন্তব্য:

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

And I had 12 oysters last night but only 11 worked.

madAsHell বলেছেন...

"I only did eight" ?? He got his rocks off 8 times??...at 74 years of age??

He has to be juicin' with testosterone.

Clyde বলেছেন...

Compare and contrast: Silvio Berlusconi and Warren Jeffs.

Most of the girls that Berlusconi was banging were of age. Jeffs, on the other hand, at least married the underage girls.

Both of them seem to believe that God loves them and wants them to have young pussy.

Wince বলেছেন...

"Last night I had a queue outside the door of the bedroom… There were 11 … I only did eight because I could not do it anymore."

Some Girls

French girls they want Cartier, Italian girls want cars

American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine

English girls they're so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone

Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook, I don't want them to ever call at all

White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me mad

Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jam

edutcher বলেছেন...

Guy sounds like Titus.

Well, almost...

Clyde said...

Compare and contrast: Silvio Berlusconi and Warren Jeffs.

Most of the girls that Berlusconi was banging were of age. Jeffs, on the other hand, at least married the underage girls.

Both of them seem to believe that God loves them and wants them to have young pussy.


Silvio, certainly. He is Catholic, after all.

ricpic বলেছেন...

edutcher beat me to it. And I must agree that NOBODY could be randier than our Titus.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

The Roman Empire is reemerging withinin its old territory in all of its old glory.

DSK represents the province of Gaul and the Windsors represent the Province of Britain, and Berlusconi Rome itself.

The Carthaginians have again been recently conquered by a Legions sent from Rome but lead from behind by a sneaky Ceasar out of East Africa.

Martha বলেছেন...

"I only did eight" ?? He got his rocks off 8 times??...at 74 years of age??

He has to be juicin' with testosterone.


Juicin' with testosterone and Cialis OR Viagra I bet.
Lots of Viagra.

Carol_Herman বলেছেন...

Silvio Berlusconi and Hugh Hefner are two guys who never learned women can fake it.

As soon as a broad screams out "I came. I came." He plunges into another one.

He'd have "done the whole set" but he's a premature ejaculator.

Plus, it wasn't oysters. He swallowed "the little blue pills."

ricpic বলেছেন...

The downside are those painful 4 hour hardons.

ricpic বলেছেন...

As soon as a broad screams out "I came, I came."

I thought she screams out her bank deposit number.

ricpic বলেছেন...

The downside is. Overexcited.

ndspinelli বলেছেন...

With Carol "Ditzy" Herman it's the drunk guy..realizing he's banging a stupid skank, who would say, "I came..I came" and then they would head for the door as they pulled up their pants.

Regarding Silvio, It is easy to see when you go to Italy, and if you know Italians, how they could rule the world and also how they could pis it all away..dagos!!

Blair বলেছেন...

The second greatest lie told in sex is the one where a woman says she came.

The greatest lie told is the one where a man says he cares whether a woman came.

Mark O বলেছেন...

This cat's doing more coke than Sheen.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

Forget blue pills. Ask what your doctor can do for you with a Rx for Papaverine, Phentolamine, and Prostaglandine called a 3P Rx.

But don't tell widowed granddad about it or he may start chasing the young stuff and spend your inheritance on a young women.

prairie wind বলেছেন...

After reading this, my first thought was that I should vote for Ron Paul.

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

Encouraging support, however, came from Russia, where Vladimir Putin said: "They criticise [Berlusconi] because they are jealous."

In the search for mach-cheese-mo, Putin never disappoints.

Freeman Hunt বলেছেন...

This story should convince any woman considering a life of prostitution to eschew it. Your high rolling job is to have sex with Silvio Berlusconi? Pukeable.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

As soon as a broad screams out "I came, I came."

That's from Antony and Cleopatra V ii 286

Carol_Herman বলেছেন...

A woman's vagina doesn't have vocal chords. There's no need for noise. Women "do" noise to compensate for "keeping their heads on the pillow," and not running away to England.

William বলেছেন...

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Berlusconi: "I came, I came, I came." His last words: "I ate two, Brutus."

damikesc বলেছেন...

I thought Europeans didn't care about this stuff. We were told this incessantly under Clinton.

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