১৫ এপ্রিল, ২০১১

"Man catches fire while watching porn at San Francisco sex shop; vic ran out 'engulfed in flames.'"

"An employee told police the man was watching a movie in the back of the store when he ran out screaming and on fire..."

৪১টি মন্তব্য:

Scott M বলেছেন...

Does the comedic irony increase if it was gay porn the flaming man was watching?

The Dude বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
cassandra lite বলেছেন...

Friction.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

I thought you needed to rub two sticks together.

Wince বলেছেন...

I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

I know what Paris Hilton would say.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

He could have hosed himself off.

Sal বলেছেন...

I hate when that happens.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

The fast and the furious.

Amexpat বলেছেন...

What's the criminal act here: Being on fire in the theater or not yelling "I'm on fire" in the theater?

Scott M বলেছেন...

If you start to chafe, you need to lay off for a week or this is exactly what happens...I've heard. On the other hand (no pun intended), full-body inflagration is a much better parental threat than yesteryear's "you'll go blind" or "you'll grow hair on your palms".

Of course, I can't see for shit and I'm do for a hand-waxing.

Unknown বলেছেন...

What a dilemma for the Lefties:

For 40 years, they push the Let It All Hang Out meme. When it does, it's not fire-retardant.

Watch Newsom (if he's still there) jump all over this one.

Scott M said...

Does the comedic irony increase if it was gay porn the flaming man was watching?

Well, it was San Fiasco, after all.

john বলেছেন...

A David Carradine fan, perhaps? Was he yelling "Oh my God, I made a mistake, I made a mistake!"?

DaveW বলেছেন...

I am way behind on these things. Can anyone offer an explanation for how this guy did this to himself? The ignition could have been by lighting a cigarette, I'm just trying to figure out what flammable material he had put all over himself.

...on the other hand maybe I don't want to know.

Scott M বলেছেন...

Maybe he's a joker in the George R.R. Martin sense and flammable man-goo is his affliction.

Speaking of GRRM, "Game Of Thrones" starts Sunday night...

DADvocate বলেছেন...

Wow! That's worse than hair on you palms or going blind.

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

I didn't click through, but I'm guessing: Butane lighter, pocket, over-involvement in the movie plot, inadvertent rubbage, then presto, instant flame and fame.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

What the Hell. God has a sense of humor.

PaulV বলেছেন...

I thought it just made you go blind.

Toad Trend বলেছেন...

Burning sensation???

নামহীন বলেছেন...

The guy is clearly an overachiever. He doesn't just smoke after sex.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

I'm due for a hand-waxing.

I don't think I like the sound of that.

Peter

নামহীন বলেছেন...

That damn amyl nitrate gets ya every time...

Moose বলেছেন...

Wasn't that what happened to Richard Pryor?

Unknown বলেছেন...

First it was the mens' shorts thing and now this case of post-mature conflagration. It's been asked before, but who the hell told Althouse?

MnMark বলেছেন...

who the hell goes to a theater to watch porn anymore?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Ur doin it rong

Scott M বলেছেন...

Ur doin it rong

I think he was doing it overly well, actually.

Bayoneteer বলেছেন...

I didn't realize places like that even existed anymore what with the internet and digital devices. And in Frisco? How does a sleaze hole like that pay the rent?

Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...

WARNING: Smoking cigarettes can be highly dangerous while inhaling amyl nitrates.

Darwin Awards called and said this is what they are looking for.

Methadras বলেছেন...

"When you are on fire and running down the street, people will get out of your way."

Richard Pryor

Methadras বলেছেন...

New fetish?

William বলেছেন...

Man's ongoing quest for fire. The article doesn't state what movie he was watching. Shoddy journalism. Probably the most important detail, and they leave it out. A porn movie that occasionally causes spontaneous combustion would probably be a big hit. It would be like absinthe. Maybe it was the Edwards tape.

Palladian বলেছেন...

"who the hell goes to a theater to watch porn anymore?"

It wasn't a theater, it was a shop with "buddy booths", little rooms with token-operated monitors. Most men go to these in order to suck or get sucked. Watching porn isn't the primary goal of the expedition. It's a way to hook up with complete anonymity without having to rent a motel room. I think the clientele is primarily closeted, married men getting their after-work cock fix before going home to the wife & kids.

The man in this story almost certainly spilled "poppers" (various alkyl nitrites such as amyl nitrite, butyl nitrite/nitrate that are often inhaled during sex) on himself and then ignited them accidentally. These shops absolutely reek of a combination of alkyl nitrites, disinfectants and the various elastomers used to cast the dildos and butt-plugs on sale there. It's a testament to the strength of the male sex drive that men would willingly enter these ghastly places in search of release.

joethefatman বলেছেন...

needs a better lube

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Jeez I hope Jeremy didn't hurt himself.

Methadras বলেছেন...

Hmmm... Paging Titus?

নামহীন বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
নামহীন বলেছেন...

Someone asked for the tile of the video he was watching...

A Cock Worked Orange

Unknown বলেছেন...

C'est Bon!

Haaaalarryious...AcockworkedOrange!
hoho

VanderDouchen বলেছেন...

@moose and methedras

Dang, late to the party. One must be quick to the punch line here.

"Richard Pryor was unavailable for comment."

WV: umews:

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