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"I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them."

"The other day I got a text from a boy, but it wasn't hot. I mean, if you're going to text me every day, you haven't seen me for months and you're trying to seduce me, you'd better spice up that text and make it more exciting than 'How was your day? I hope you're having a beautiful one.' Sadly, I haven't been doing a lot of kissing lately."

Chloe Sevingny.

২৮টি মন্তব্য:

Trooper York বলেছেন...

I was on a plane to Vegas once a couple of years ago. She was hitting on one of the Knicks rookies who was flying out to the summer league.

She had dirty hair...and much worse...dirty feet. Big dirty feet.

That might be why the boys aren't calling so much baby.

You know what they say...if a girl has big feet...then she definitely has a big vagi....what....oh it's men...errrr...never mind.

Rialby বলেছেন...

I liked her work in Brown Bunny.

Trooper York বলেছেন...

You have obviously never seen Tracy Lords seminal role in "New Wave Hookers."

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Oscar quality.

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

Chloe is ugly. Hence, the reduced kissing.

The Scythian বলেছেন...

I think that she's pretty adorable -- and no, that has nothing to do with the fact that she sucked Vincent Gallo off on camera, either. I haven't even seen "The Brown Bunny"!

It's just, y'know, I not only think that she's pretty, but I have this thing for chicks with scoliosis. And no, I'm not even joking about that at all!

Weird, I know.

Also, Vincent Gallo is a massive Republican and conservative, and Sevigny is a close friend with him. Whatever her politics might be (and I genuinely don't know what they are) she's not one of those Hollywood types who loathe conservatives.

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

"Tracy Lords seminal role"

That was always her forte. She was a child prodigy.

Rialby বলেছেন...

Chloe Sevigny is why they invented the word "skank".

Unknown বলেছেন...

A little on the scrawny side.

I blame the repeal of DADT.

BJM বলেছেন...

The reason the boys aren't calling much is that Sevingny is 36 years old.

Gees, she should be on Arrested Development. No, wait, that's one of my fav shows, she'd screw it up.

SteveR বলেছেন...

We can debate her attributes but really any man/boy who'd bother texting but not going beyond that, might as well become a eunech. What's the point?

The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

Chloying Sevingny.

I'm not the first with that, am I? Am I? Can't be.

Not my type.

The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

I always love photos like that one, where the woman's trying to look sexy/powerful and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?

Good luck on finding a man with that resume', honey.

somefeller বলেছেন...

I always love photos like that one, where the woman's trying to look sexy/powerful and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?
Good luck on finding a man with that resume', honey



Damaged goods.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

She was great in Kids (1995)

Bob Ellison বলেছেন...

She's 36 years old, and she refers to a potential conquest as "a boy" and the women on her TV show as "girls".

Fred4Pres বলেছেন...

That reminded me of my favorite bumpersticker:

"If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Conserve Liberty বলেছেন...

I'm glad she did what she did in that movie because the title suggests . . .

Eww.

Penny বলেছেন...

So she's looking for a lumberjack...in Hollywood.

Methadras বলেছেন...

E.M. Davis said...

Chloe is ugly. Hence, the reduced kissing.


If you ever seen brown bunny, you will immediately know why no one wants to go near her mouth.

Revenant বলেছেন...

Apparently I'm in the minority, but I find her both talented and attractive.

Yeah, so she's had a man's cock in her mouth. What woman hasn't?

jr565 বলেছেন...

CRack Emcee wrote:

and all I'm thinking is "ewww' and "skinny" and she blew Vincent Gallo on camera?
I think they admitted that it wasn't a real bj. THey used a prosthetic.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

@Trooper, I think you misspelled semen-all.

Tibore বলেছেন...

Ok, were this another actress - say, Kate Beckinsale, or even Amanda Seyfried on a good day - I'd be hot and bothered. But Chole Sevigny is what you get when you cross attractiveness with a train wreck: Not pretty to look at, despite the constituent components. With that statement from her, I'm most more disturbed than hot and bothered.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

I did not know about this "Brown Bunny" performance.

I made the mistake of googling it and it did not look fake.

Though I suppose it is possible.

Chloe is a freak and I can't say she's all that attractive.

Kensington বলেছেন...

I like her, although I suspect immaturity and, perhaps, unwarranted elitism.

It would, it seems, be hard to develop substance when you become famous for being trivial and frivolous.

She's wonderful on "Big Love," however.

Trooper York বলেছেন...

"Yeah, so she's had a man's cock in her mouth. What woman hasn't?"

Anyone that ever dated hdhouse.

itzik basman বলেছেন...

She's hot, hot, hot and brave.

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