১০ ফেব্রুয়ারী, ২০১০

Stealing that joke about shoplifting?

Sorry that joke was lying on the sidewalk, there for anyone with a sharp eye to pick it up. The first person to blurt it out on Twitter doesn't get to attach his name to it. Not guilty.

১৪টি মন্তব্য:

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Two funny people arrive at the same minor pun simultaneously?

Must be theft!

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Maybe it's a palindrome.

"The palindrome of "Bolton" would be 'Notlob'!! I"

rhhardin বলেছেন...

I don't get it. It would be beer if anything.

wv: [completely illegible]

then : The characters you entered didn't match the word verification.

KCFleming বলেছেন...

rhhardin:
A brand of cigarettes.

Too many jims বলেছেন...
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Too many jims বলেছেন...

How about the first person to blurt it out in the commetns section on a blog?

Fran বলেছেন...

Big problem is that the joke makes no sense. The line should have been "remember to shoplift a bottle of Jack Daniels."

PatHMV বলেছেন...

Judging by the comments, Jon Stewart may have overestimated the number of people who know that "American Spirits" is a brand of cigarettes.

jimspice বলেছেন...

Thanks, TMJims, for noticing that I beat Urbaniak by an hour and a half.

By the way, is this the same James Urbaniak who was implicated in the Reynolds body language attribution kerfuffle a couple weeks back?

And hi Jon if you happen to read this.

Phil 314 বলেছেন...

Watching the clip from The Daily Show and its multiple excerpts from Palin's speech kept reminding me of.......

Cowbell

Too many jims বলেছেন...

jimspice it is a far more impressive (to me at least) feat that you would remember a guy's name from a month ago than that I remember a joke from 3 days ago. But I do think it is the same James Urbaniak.

AllenS বলেছেন...

Dear Mr. Stewart,

You can use any of my stuff.

Your friend,
AllenS

ps that includes my word verifications:

wingogis

Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...

And the zombies died laughing again feeding on the days-old recirculated product of somebody else's creative brain.

* mugs for camera *

Unknown বলেছেন...

Thanks you for sharing and may you have many thought provoking conversations!

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