২১ সেপ্টেম্বর, ২০০৯

"Zooey Deschanel Gets Married."

Zooey Deschanel Gets Married? That's the headline? Ben Gibbard gets married.

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Bissage বলেছেন...

God! As if any of us needed any more reasons to envy Zooey Deschanel.

Salamandyr বলেছেন...

Poor girl, couldn't she have found a rocker who looks good in leather pants?

Methadras বলেছেন...

It's love? He must have a really large bank account or a huge crank.

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

Is she now called Zoo Gibbard? That name needs a little work.

former law student বলেছেন...

I guess the professor always did have a little crush on Ben Gibbard.

Kev বলেছেন...

(the other kev)

You sure that wasn't Katy Perry? :)

v/f 'anduck'

aannnd - duck!

Bissage বলেছেন...
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Bissage বলেছেন...

I guess the professor always did have a little crush on Ben Gibbard.

Who can help but admire the man who wrote and performs “I Will Follow You into the Dark?”

Bissage বলেছেন...

The bunnies are what brings it all together, of course.

John বলেছেন...

OMG Ann. Really? Zoey Deschanel is the latest installment of the sexiest girl next door type in hollywood. That is a pretigious post formerly held by the likes of Goldie Hawn, Meg Ryan and Sandra Bullock. Ben Gibbard is a mal adujusted dork with the one of the most overrated bands in the last 30 years that also happens to have the gayest name ever given to a pop band. Talk about marrying down.

ricpic বলেছেন...

I saw Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days Of Summer and she was too taken with herself. It's one thing for a beautiful woman to know she's beautiful. That's practically a given. But for a beautiful girl to broadcast her awareness of the effect of her beauty on all the lesser beings around her is repellent.

daubiere বলেছেন...

zooey is a gross name.

maybe zooooey can help ben find his lips.

former law student বলেছেন...

zooey is a gross name.

somebody was a J.D. Salinger fan.

John বলেছেন...

RicPic,

I haven't seen that one. That is sad to hear. Zoey was lovely in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. She is not really beautiful. She is very cute and wildly sexy. But, I wouldn't consider her beautiful in the way a Natalie Portman or Selma Hayak is.

Her husband looks like a reject character from the old David Letterman show. What a dork

al বলেছেন...

He's seriously over-chicked.

Jason (the commenter) বলেছেন...

ricpic: I saw Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days Of Summer and she was too taken with herself.

That was acting. I don't think it was Zooey who had problems, but the movie.

Joe বলেছেন...

What a dork

So Althouse is now going to become a haven of dork discriminators?

What next? Nerd bigotry?

kristinintexas বলেছেন...

I have such a girl-crush on Zooey Deschanel. She's adorable.

John বলেছেন...

"So Althouse is now going to become a haven of dork discriminators?

What next? Nerd bigotry?"

The fact that he is a dork might be forgivable if his band didn't suck.

miller বলেছেন...

Zooey is a beautiful captivating lady. Why bother with the other half?

She's cute & sassy.

Salamandyr বলেছেন...

So Althouse is now going to become a haven of dork discriminators?

What next? Nerd bigotry?


I speak as someone who has been called a nerd, dork, geek, and a few other aspersions that I can't repeat here. That guy is abusing the privilege of dork-i-tude. I've never appreciated the emo trend of wallowing in bad clothes, bad hair, and bad hygeine. Rock is supposed to be an angry snarl, not a whiny imprecation.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi বলেছেন...

I'll be generous and give the marriage six months to a year.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

I adore Zooey Deschanel. She's adorable and quirky and talented and, yes, sexy. I'm secure enough in my sexuality to admit that.

Tibore বলেছেন...

"Salamandyr said...
Rock is supposed to be an angry snarl, not a whiny imprecation."


And with that, you have neatly summed up my complaint about the path rock has taken for the past decade-plus. I point to this unfortunately fictional parody from the Onion on what I wish would indeed happen to the genre.

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Word Verification: diallik... I really don't know if I should go where this is leading...

Second word verification on an edit: dedriene. What Adriene named her derriere. :D

William বলেছেন...

Zooey Deschanel is one of those stars who has never made a first rate movie. I remember her, but I can't remember any of her movies. I'm not sure, but I think this is a demonstration of her star quality....Her spousal choice will give any number of dorky men unrealistic expectations.

Methadras বলেছেন...

William said...

Zooey Deschanel is one of those stars who has never made a first rate movie. I remember her, but I can't remember any of her movies. I'm not sure, but I think this is a demonstration of her star quality....Her spousal choice will give any number of dorky men unrealistic expectations.


Oh come on man, she was in ELF. That was an awesome movie.

summer anne burton বলেছেন...

Zooey Deschanel is one of those stars who has never made a first rate movie. I remember her, but I can't remember any of her movies.

She made a great, subtle, heartbreaking, quiet independent movie called All The Real Girls. Directed by David Gordon Greene, who might be the most underappreciated director out there (he's doing that show Eastbound & Down now, the star of that was in ATRG as well -- plus Paul Schneider from "Parks & Rec")...

Anyway, since pretty much no one on this thread has said a single nice thing, let me say that I think they are a lovely couple, both very talented, and I wish them well. :)

John Richardson বলেছেন...

I'm not even sure who either of these people are but it does further my theory that even the ugliest rocker can get a hot chick. A 3 carat diamond also helps.

Need examples - Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova, Kid Rock and whomever, etc.

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