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After fleeing the crime scene naked on a bicycle...

... this is how you end up "posing" for the police evidence photo. There's no male frontal nudity at that link, but there is some choice male backal nudity.

২০টি মন্তব্য:

chuck b. বলেছেন...

More horrible news from Florida. It really is the worst state. Or as Jason (the commenter) put it, the best state for horrible news.

Bissage বলেছেন...

Wow.

So it turns out to be true, after all.

There really are guys out there who will f*ck a hole in the ground.

Now I know.

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

I hope there's aren't fire ants in that lawn.

chickelit বলেছেন...

I'm glad it wasn't caudal nudity.

John Burgess বলেছেন...

chuck b. Your restatement, via Jason (the commenter) is better.

But Florida is simply a whole lot of fun to be in. Crazy shit all the time and most of it doesn't affect any given individual. To be affected, in fact, would sort of like be like winning at Power Ball.

Wince বলেছেন...

What the hell happened to the right side of his face, as shown in both pictures?

Big Mike বলেছেন...

Professor, is Meade aware that you go surfing around the Internet for pictures of the bare backsides of strange men?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Citizenship status?

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

This dude had a very bad night, indeed. Maybe his 14 year old girl friend was from Argentina and she told him she loved him.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

@EDH, according to the summary on the first page, the guy was punched several times by the father. You could be looking at blood.

Ron বলেছেন...

Meade, are you s-faced again? ;)

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

The police report notes he has a large disc birthmark on his face. I'll say.

Ralph L বলেছেন...

The girl must have been blind, or else she felt really sorry for him.

Will বলেছেন...

A 23-year old, caught in bed with a 14-year old by her father. The man's lucky to be alive.

Penny বলেছেন...

But at least we know he is in great physical shape.

If only we could get him to exercise his mind.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Bummer!

Penny বলেছেন...

You are right, Jess. Getting caught with your pants off just plain sucks. Unless you are a naturalist or an exhibitionist, of course.

The next biggest bummer is being horny without a brain.

Maybe it would help if we had mandatory birth date tattooing and government sponsored classes on the age of consent?

Penny বলেছেন...

Cynicism is a disease with no known vaccine.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

"Backal" isn't a word. A better word would have been "dorsal."

@Penny: E.O. Wilson is a "naturalist." I think you were going for "naturist."

Diamondhead বলেছেন...

All else aside, nice ass.