৮ জুন, ২০০৯

Grey squirrel pate.

To feed the red squirrels.

১৫টি মন্তব্য:

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Look for an outbreak of mad squirrel diseas.

Automatic_Wing বলেছেন...

Seems like a bit of a fraud...if they made 60 batches from 5 squirrels, there ain't much squirrel in there.

It's more like squirrel-flavored pate.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Don't they rehab owls in Britain?

If you take a common animal to a rehab center in the US, they feed them to the hawks and owls that they care for.

Bissage বলেছেন...

(1) It is well-established that squirrel pâté leads one inexorably to acquire a taste for rat tart. [YouTube link to Monty Python sketch goes here.]

(2) Art film squirrel.

(3) Unjugged rabbit fish?

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

I think the secret ingredient that makes it taste just so is Lark's vomit.

Fred4Pres বলেছেন...

Just no feeding grey squirrel pate to red squirrels, because that would be wrong!

AllenS বলেছেন...

Red squirrels suck. I tried to eat one when I was a kid.

Meade বলেছেন...

Listen. You've got to tell them:

Squirrel Paté with Hazelnuts and Frangelico is made out of people.

IT'S PEOPLE!!!

Tibore বলেছেন...

I wanted to make a Soylent Green joke, but nooooo, Meade has to beat me to it!

;)

jimspice বলেছেন...

As a young hunter, I was told to always shoot a red squirrel if I saw it. They're too little to eat, but was told they will ruin a good squirrel woods by gnawing off the manly bits of the competing grey and fox squirrels. Not sure if it's true, and not sure if I should have shared.

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

You can never have too many Soylent jokes. Or Monty Python references.

Palladian বলেছেন...

But you can have too many grey squirrels, apparently.

blake বলেছেন...

Everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz?

Nah, got nothin'.

hombre বলেছেন...

Sometimes you can really be creepy, Professor. And so can these other guys.

Synova বলেছেন...

You'd like the movie "Up", Althouse.

The dog, Doug, tells a joke... "A squirrel goes up to a tree... I forgot to store nuts for the winter... so the squirrel died. It's funny because the squirrel is dead."

Doug was awesome.

একটি মন্তব্য পোস্ট করুন

Please use the comments forum to respond to the post. Don't fight with each other. Be substantive... or interesting... or funny. Comments should go up immediately... unless you're commenting on a post older than 2 days. Then you have to wait for us to moderate you through. It's also possible to get shunted into spam by the machine. We try to keep an eye on that and release the miscaught good stuff. We do delete some comments, but not for viewpoint... for bad faith.