२५ नोव्हेंबर, २००८

Ann Coulter has her mouth wired shut.

After breaking her jaw.

I hope no one breaks any bones in the rush to crack jokes about it.

६३ टिप्पण्या:

Once written, twice... म्हणाले...

Hopefully, Ann Coulter will have a quick and painless recovery. It should be noted though that she would be the first to make caustic and mean spirited jokes if it was a liberal talking head who was in the same situation.

Synova म्हणाले...

She will, no doubt, be the first to make a joke about it happening to *her*.

Sheesh, Lee.

I bet she was making jokes with the doctor about getting her mouth wired shut while he (or she) was doing it.

Bissage म्हणाले...

That must be some mighty strong wire.

AllenS म्हणाले...

You really don't need to talk that much anymore, just know how to type. Look at the influence that I, AllenS, have had at this blog and I've not uttered a word!

Original Mike म्हणाले...

This is too funny to be true. I want evidence. Show me a picture.

bearbee म्हणाले...

She could get an Ann Coulter lookalike puppet and become a ventriloquist.

Ron म्हणाले...

How funny can it be when the jokes write themselves?

MadisonMan म्हणाले...

Bissage, you crack me up.

Methadras म्हणाले...

Ann Coulter breaks jaw, gets wired shut. Liberals stunned in silence. Film at 11.

AlphaLiberal म्हणाले...

Good one, Bissage!

And, let's pause to give thanks to a merciful God.

John Stodder म्हणाले...

I'm donating my Ann Coulter comment opportunity to Titus. I want to know if this arouses him.

AlphaLiberal म्हणाले...

I bet she was making jokes with the doctor...

Honestly, I can't think of a funny remark from her. Caustic quips dressed up as joke, sure. (See, various "fag" jokes directed at Democrats).

But funny? Nope, not Annie.

garage mahal म्हणाले...

Permanently one would hope.

kjbe म्हणाले...

It's quite the visual, I'm getting. Too, too funny.

chuck b. म्हणाले...

Now I suppose she'll go on a liquid diet. Maybe she'll be able to lose some of that weight.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Bah! Less time talking means more time writing for someone like her. I'll bet she gets 2/3rds of her next book written during this time. The wires will come off in plenty of time for her incendiary book tour: a new batch of offensive comments, interviews with self-righteous reporters who ask her if she should perhaps feel regret for said comments, defiant doubling down.

AlphaLiberal म्हणाले...

Nice picture of Annie here

So does Pat Robertson, who said God punished the US with hurricanes and terror attacks, see a divine hand at work?

Chip Ahoy म्हणाले...

I hate it when women get hurt.

* sads *

walter neff म्हणाले...

While they are fixing her jaw will they be able to shave down her adams apple?

Zachary Sire म्हणाले...

Well, good. Now she has a mouth to match her cunt and her brain.

Dust Bunny Queen म्हणाले...

I was remarking to my husband that this entire election season has been just surreal.

Obama raising the Clinton administration from the dead. His followers chanting change like the South Park Night of the Living Homless. Change....change...change..... and then there is no change.

The weird campaign that McCain ran. Half hearted, like he really didn't want to win. The bizarre foaming at the mouth attacks on Sarah Palin. Joe the freaking Plumber!!!

And now Ann Coulter has her mouth wired shut. (snicker)

Surreal.

Lem Vibe Bandit म्हणाले...

No irony free zone here.

Paul म्हणाले...

"Well, good. Now she has a mouth to match her cunt and her brain."

Proof that anything Ann Coulter says about liberals is probably too mild.

अनामित म्हणाले...

Section 13(C)(8)(v) of the Fairness Doctrine now requires that Rachel Maddow's jaw is wired shut for an amount of time equal to the amount of time Ann Coulter's jaw will be wired shut.

Unknown म्हणाले...

Bah squared! Her book is due for release in January. Her jaw will probably be ready for action on that book tour!

अनामित म्हणाले...

Some people only live to be outraged.
It gives their lives meaning.
Ann needs to heal quickly to give them purpose.

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

"Well, good. Now she has a mouth to match her cunt and her brain."

I don't care much for her but the seething rage she gets from libs just makes me want to send her flowers.

Zachary Sire म्हणाले...

I don't care much for her but the seething rage she gets from libs just makes me want to send her flowers.

Yeah, because she never says anything to welcome it.

Trooper York म्हणाले...

I always heard that she had an Erica Boyer thing going on so the wired mouth,cunt and brain are no big deal.

Just keeping it real.

Zachary Sire म्हणाले...

Her and Matt Drudge are rumored to be gay lovers, somehow.

garage mahal म्हणाले...

Hard to believe she's never been married. Chardonnay and cigarettes. Mmmmm. Who wouldn't want that?

Trooper York म्हणाले...

You know the old saying.

“Things never turn banal with girls who like anal.”

I think Dorothy Parker said that to James Thurber at the Algonquin Round Table in 1937.

Trooper York म्हणाले...

He wouldn't do her either.

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

Hard to believe she's never been married.

You're right. It's hard to believe someone would choose to remain single their whole life.

Hey did Barry quit smoking yet?

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

Her and Matt Drudge are rumored to be gay lovers, somehow.

Is that supposed to be some kind of slam? Kinda ironic coming from an admitted gay man.

garage mahal म्हणाले...

I'm sure Coulter is unmarried because she chooses to be. I doubt I could go my entire life without sex like Coulter though.

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

I'm sure Coulter is unmarried because she chooses to be. I doubt I could go my entire life without sex like Coulter though.

You sure she's celibate?

Zachary Sire म्हणाले...

Is that supposed to be some kind of slam?

No, just a rumor.

Kinda ironic coming from an admitted gay man.

And if it were a "slam," it would fail to reach the definition of irony. Just because someone "admits" (jesus christ) to being gay doesn't preclude them from insulting people who happen to be gay. The insult, or "slam," would be that two hideous people (Drudge and Coulter) are having sex with each other. But like I said, it's not a slam, just a rumor.

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

And if it were a "slam," it would fail to reach the definition of irony. Just because someone "admits" (jesus christ) to being gay doesn't preclude them from insulting people who happen to be gay.

Well repeating a 'rumor' about a couple of conservatives being gay is...what was your purpose?

But like I said, it's not a slam, just a rumor.

Matt's a male, Ann's a female...gay lovers...

Clearly I'm missing something vital here.

walter neff म्हणाले...

Well the joke is that Ann is a trannie so thats why it's a gay thing. You know like when Barry and Eddie Murphy go crusing on the down low.

What, we can't make up rumors too!

garage mahal म्हणाले...

You sure she's celibate?

I can't imagine someone ever having sex with her, although I'm sure there are a few brave souls. But if she is having sex out of wedlock that would be directly against everything she's said in her entire career wouldn't it?

TitusTheReflex म्हणाले...

Now she doesn't get to perform any oral.

That would suck.

TitusTheReflex म्हणाले...

I think she went out with Bob (Penthouse owner) son for awhile.

Seriously.

TitusTheReflex म्हणाले...

I wonder what her tits look like.

You know she shaves her cooch. Full Brazillian.

michael farris म्हणाले...

"You sure she's celibate?"

Wouldn't she be a filthy liberal slut (nb by her own reckoning, not mine) if she weren't?

walter neff म्हणाले...

Conservatives can be sexually active.

Just like liberals can have jobs and not be on welfare waiting for government hand outs.

Ann Althouse म्हणाले...

I'm glad Trooper York knows the right way to pronounce the word "banal."

blake म्हणाले...

This is a nice picture of Ann.

michael farris म्हणाले...

"Conservatives can be sexually active.
Just like liberals can have jobs and not be on welfare waiting for government hand outs."

But by and large liberals don't have anything against those who need assistance while IME conservatives have a _lot_ against those who are sexually active without the state's approval.

Methadras म्हणाले...

Zachary Paul Sire said...

Her and Matt Drudge are rumored to be gay lovers, somehow.


Ha! Oh, just look at you. Wishes and desires again.

Eric म्हणाले...

Michael Farris, do you actually know any conservatives, or is this just what you read on Kos?

michael farris म्हणाले...

"do you actually know any conservatives, or is this just what you read on Kos?"

I never read Kos, I have read lots of social conservatives who tend to give lip service to ideas like abstinence before marriage (and lifetime celibacy for the unmarried).
I've never come across any indication that they think this doesn't apply to conservatives (though they might have a 'do as I say' attitude about it).

Trooper York म्हणाले...

Yes I know that it didn't quite work but when you are reaching for a joke you just go for it.

Of course nitpicking is what you call: anal.

Happy Holidays professor.

Synova म्हणाले...

So... has Ann Coulter ever said that people should follow strict Christian morality?

She never struck me as a particularly religious person. I don't think that the book "Godless" was a call to celibacy.

wind म्हणाले...

Notice how much of the above discourse has deteriorated. Is it because most of the participants here seem to be leftists?

Cedarford म्हणाले...

"John Stodder said...
I'm donating my Ann Coulter comment opportunity to Titus. I want to know if this arouses him."

Titus will no doubt comment on Tranny BJs.

TitusTheReflex said...
Now she doesn't get to perform any oral.
That would suck.


Eh, close...

Now, if I was cruelly funny, I'd invite Coulter to be a guest on Letterman now. I think she is sporting, and would love being the straight butt of the jokes:

Dave: "So, Ann, any validity to the rumor that you were sedated, fell out of your abortion clinic cot, and broke your jaw that way?"

Ann. "Mmmmmmph!"

Dave: "Rumors you are dating Alec Baldwin...or is it Eliot Spitzer?" "Mmmmph!"

"Or broke your jaw when you swallowed too hard and your Adams Apple hit the underside of it?"

"You weren't too clear on Baldwin or Spitzer. I definitely would not insult you or either man by insinuating money changed hands for sex..."

"But it is possible they paid you to go away when they were finished with you"...

Coulter:

"Mmmmph! Mmmmph! Glugg!"

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

I can't imagine someone ever having sex with her, although I'm sure there are a few brave souls.

Well garage, you find her unattractive cause she's a conservative. I understand cause I'd rather nail a sheep than Jeanene Garafolo or Ariana Puffington but I'm sure someone would.

But if she is having sex out of wedlock that would be directly against everything she's said in her entire career wouldn't it?

I don't know. I honestly don't know what her position on pre-marital sex is. No pun intended.

Trooper York म्हणाले...

Her position on premarital sex is from behind.

Pun intended.

Hoosier Daddy म्हणाले...

while IME conservatives have a _lot_ against those who are sexually active without the state's approval.

No we just have a problem paying for the offspring they produce and can't take care of.

hdhouse म्हणाले...

there is a god...there is...i swear it...this is living proof.....free at last free at last...lord god almighty free at last....is this kansas?

dualdiagnosis म्हणाले...

This reminds me of the Mukasey thread.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

I don't understand the eye shadow. The raccoon look. Does she raid garbage cans?

Princess Di was the same way.

jimspice म्हणाले...

I wonder if she has a $1M insurance policy on her mouth like Jamie Lee Curtis has on her legs or Dolly Parton on her Buzzooms.