১৪ ফেব্রুয়ারী, ২০০৮

"You've done an inside job on my heart."

Political valentines.

IN THE COMMENTS: "As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you" and more.

১৯টি মন্তব্য:

Meade বলেছেন...

My love for you is superdelegated

Meade বলেছেন...

For you, my love poll has no margin of error

Meade বলেছেন...

Be my political vortex

Meade বলেছেন...

I want to count your chads

Meade বলেছেন...

Honey, I've fallen so hard that I wouldn't even mind being sort of pimped out by you in some weird sort of way

Meade বলেছেন...

Well, the smoke-filled room is so stuffy,
I can hardly breathe.
Ev'rybody's bailin' on Hillry but me and you
And I can't be the last to leave.
I'm pledging my primary support to Barak Hu,
Hopin' you'll register to vote, too

Meade বলেছেন...

I know your love is in the highest bracket
but please don't tax cut my heart

Meade বলেছেন...

You've got me over a pork barrel of love.

Meade বলেছেন...

Stop waterboarding my love
and curb your terrifying interrogation of my heart

Meade বলেছেন...

My desires for you are unconstitutional

So amend the Constitution already

Simon বলেছেন...

Petition for certiorari...

Meade বলেছেন...

What? The Establishment Clause prohibits us from even holding hands?

Meade বলেছেন...

Pay no attention to my latin-tongued rivals.

They'll break contracts of love quicker'n you can say "philadelphia lawyer."

Meade বলেছেন...

As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

LOL.

I'm just reading this now at 10 at night.

Meade বলেছেন...

Ah, good. The things we do for love. I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing.

Chip Ahoy বলেছেন...

*Looks up certiorari*

Mr. Forward বলেছেন...

Yesterdays vows that got you flustered?
Sorry bout that, they've been filibustered.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

"I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing."

One year later, it would all come to fruition!