Readers are welcome to grey squirrel hunting rights in my backyard in Midland Texas. Not a native species they have only been introduced here 10 years ago and already they have taken over the town.
Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse? Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Squirrel Nutkin is a fictonal character in an old book.....
Squirrels are merely rats with fluffy tails. Very destructive little beast, whatever color they are. If you've ever seen what they can do to an attic, you'd hate them.....
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Readers are welcome to grey squirrel hunting rights in my backyard in Midland Texas. Not a native species they have only been introduced here 10 years ago and already they have taken over the town.
Have to go.....think I hear one in my attic.
They carry squirrel pox, sooooooooo let's feed them to children?
eat the grey squirrels? then what?
reminds me of something we;ve seen before:
Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're
overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese
needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous
type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around,
the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Perhaps we could have a Simsonsesque "Whacking Day."
Squirrel Nutkin is a fictonal character in an old book.....
Squirrels are merely rats with fluffy tails. Very destructive little beast, whatever color they are. If you've ever seen what they can do to an attic, you'd hate them.....
Those American Grey squirrels are just like our GI in WWII. Oversexed, overcompeting and over here.
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