Terry Bradshaw is trending on Twitter because, apparently, he repeatedly referred to the fatness of Andy Reid.

Terry Bradshaw’s intrusive thoughts on their way to tell him to call Andy Reid fat multiple times during the post game interview pic.twitter.com/NZXWy1VSbb

— 🥶❄️TheNotoriousNeer🏂☃️ (@Notorious_Neer) February 13, 2023

I selected that tweet in case you'd also — or rather — talk about the halftime show. What were those puffed-up dancers supposed to represent? Rihanna's pregnancy? The UFO/balloon? Snowmen? Polar teddy bears?

I only half-watched the halftime show. I'm sensitive to vicarious acrophobia — basophobia, really — and I thought the sound quality was so bad that that the music could only be "heard" by those who already had the music implanted in their head. 

What, exactly, was the worse thing Bradshaw said? I think it was — directly to Reid, after the game was won — "Big guy. Let me get the big guy in here. C'mon, waddle over here." 

IN THE COMMENTS: Jim puts it more graphically: "The puffed up dancers represented her spouse’s semen. She in her red outfit represented her ovum. This was clearly a biology lesson."