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Why did Martha Stewart think it would work to go as a homeless person for Halloween?

I remember, back in the 1950s, going as a "hobo" was as common as going as a witch or a ghost. But in the 2020s, it's so obviously insensitive that one wonders how she could have thought it was a good idea. My theory is that she thought her own real-life image was so strongly the opposite of a homeless man that everyone would get it. She's incredibly neat and put together and made up and smiling, not smudged with dirt and disheveled. And she would never need help getting food. She's a provider of food, always helping others cook and arrange food. So — ha ha — she's going as the opposite of Martha Stewart.

Compare Donald Trump, going as Donald Trump to his Mar-a-Lago Halloween party. He said he only had 10 minutes to get ready. But if he'd had a little more time, maybe he'd have come up with Martha's idea and assembled a costume that would read as the opposite of Donald Trump. What would that be? Undo his usual hairstyle. Wipe the orange off of his face, if it comes off. Get rid of the red tie and boxy suit and go with baggy shorts and an oversized t-shirt with that big Obama logo.
See? That would be funny.

But Martha as the opposite of Martha... not funny.

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Kai Akker বলেছেন...

--- I remember, back in the 1950s, going as a "hobo" was as common as going as a witch or a ghost

Maybe because there weren't any hoboes left by then.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

The answer to her critics ought to be.

I have white skin.

So I am privileged, according to some people.

Even if I am homeless.

People on the left! Roll down the windows of your BMWs and tell the white homeless man how privileged he is.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

Watch Out For the Humble Brag

Rocco বলেছেন...

A hobo is not the same as a homeless person. One is itinerant with no fixed address who travels looking for work. The other has no home, is not (usually) working, and tends not to move around as much.

Maybe Martha should have gone out in an orange jumpsuit. Or maybe the striped pajamas from the old cartoons.

Aggie বলেছেন...

Now all the Envy Outrage Chatter. It's a Halloween costume, FFS.

Her only mistake was to publish a picture of it.

imTay বলেছেন...

So if I dressed as Boxcar Willie, will I be cancelled?

gadfly বলেছেন...

Last Sunday, President Trump announced that he didn’t want Norwegian immigrants coming to America because Norway had failed to give him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Venting his frustration, the president also declared, “Norway sucks” and called it a “shithouse country.” These remarks apparently came as news to Norway’s approximately 5.6 million citizens, who have been quietly going about the business of living in one of the world’s wealthiest, healthiest, happiest, and most successful democracies.~ The Bulwark

Eric the Fruit Bat বলেছেন...

It blew my 3rd grade mind to see my cute-as-a-button crush come to the front door trick-or-treating dressed as a hobo looking hideous with burnt cork on her face and the fright wig and everything but the pillowcase for a trick-or-treat bag pulled it all together.

Wilbur বলেছেন...

gadfly has taken the lead in the 2027 Althouse Awards race for Most Off-topic Comment in 2026.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper বলেছেন...

Good job of portraiture by Professora. Monetize it.

RideSpaceMountain বলেছেন...

Funny that many of her critics aren't using the appropriate term. The appropriate term is "unhoused" bigots.

#Dobetterbigots. Do better.

Big Mike বলেছেন...

@Althouse, here I thought your name was Ann, not Karen. You can resign from the humor police at any time.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Hobos are 20% of the homeless. Crazy 40%, addict 30%. Out of luck 10%. Mnemonic CATO (T=tramp)

rhhardin বলেছেন...

Dress up as easily offended. There's something to mock.

CJinPA বলেছেন...

I think most people know what she was aiming for. In fact, they feign ignorance in direct replies to the X post above where she SPECIFICIALLY STATES HER INTENT, some saying "What was she thinking??" She just told you, dummy.

I've expended all patience with calculated outrage.

Not Illinois Resident বলেছেন...

The Donald protype is missing its sidekick, the multi-pierced purple-haired liberal overweight woman in jeans and tshirt minus the bra, with her "No Kings" protest sign. Plenty of them lounging in our rural city, outraged at Trump, while boisterously supporting our brainless boy-child mayor created by our two purple-haired Dem chairladies.

bagoh20 বলেছেন...

She was missing the crack pipe.

Gusty Winds বলেছেন...

"She's a provider of food..." Obviously not to poor people.

ambisinistral বলেছেন...

Why is anybody supposed to worry about hurting the feelings of bums by dressing as one on Halloween?

Gusty Winds বলেছেন...

Once I was driving back to the suburbs after a business dinner in Chicago. I had about 2lbs of great sushi. We ordered way too much, I was young, so the older guys all told me to take it home.

On the way home, I saw a guy with a sign that said "Need Money for Food." I pulled over, told him I had 2lbs of Sushi he could have. I opened the lid, he looked at it, and he said..."Nahhh, that's ok."

RideSpaceMountain বলেছেন...

"Hobos are 20% of the homeless."

Way less than that I think. I think the official data puts the insane/drug-addicted cohort of the homeless somewhere around 95%. IOW if they're homeless they're nuts, addicted, or both. There is a very small number of people that confirmedly choose the vagabond lifestyle, and there's a lot of Vets in that cohort. Outside of PTSD, they are not deranged and surprisingly straight-edge. They tend to congregate in off-grid communities that move about on public land and NFS & BLM tends to leave them alone because they are mostly well-behaved, very independent, and very well-armed.

Gusty Winds বলেছেন...

I think the "I'm Hungry" on the sign she is holding adds insult to injury. She's NEVER been hungry. Not even in prison.

Now, if she wore an orange, or black and white prison suit, that would be funny, and Martha would have been praised for being self-deprecating.

Charlie বলেছেন...

Why is Martha Stewart, age 85, dressing up in a costume for Halloween?

Freder Frederson বলেছেন...

"See? That would be funny."

Not really. Now if he did it in blackface, that would be hilarious.

Whiskeybum বলেছেন...

That rendering makes Trump look like Pat Murphy

Peachy+2 বলেছেন...

None of these homeless people are hungry. They all want drugs.

n.n বলেছেন...

Empathy.

FullMoon বলেছেন...

"California spends approximately $42,000 annually per homeless person based on data analyzed from state-level funding programs."

"Executive Compensation Controversies: At the executive level, salaries are much higher. Public audits and investigative reports have drawn scrutiny to instances where non-profit CEOs managing state-funded contracts received compensation packages exceeding half a million dollars annually, or in rare controversial cases, over $1.5 million while working remotely

Seems like we need new management.
Personally, big supporter of locking up addicts for a month. Long enough to kick physical addiction. Some will stay clean, some will not. Better than encouraging their addiction, which California does with few arrests and little jail and free needles.
Seems only time a dealer is held responsible is whe a celebrity ODs. In those cases, dealer provides medical level drugs and celeb decides to take more than usual. Unlike street level, where today.s hit could be twice as powerful as yesterdays.

Interested Bystander বলেছেন...

No problem, Martha. We all know more subsidized housing and some rent control will fix the "housing crisis" that causes homelessness. Right? /s

loudogblog বলেছেন...

She didn't dress up as a homeless person to bring awareness to that issue. That is a total load of barnacles. Marth Stewart suffers from a problem that a lot of the people, who consider themselves to be elites, have. She has no self awareness. She doesn't understand how other people see her. She has a commercial, that has been running online lately, Where the first thing that she says is "I like rules." And then she goes on to say that she likes to keep her "options" open. All I could think to myself was, who thought that was a good idea? She spent time in prison for lying to the Feds, conspiracy and obstruction over a stock market deal.

There are a lot of tarnished celebrities who just need to fade away and disappear from the public eye....but their egos won't let them. (I'm also looking at you, Dan Rather.)

loudogblog বলেছেন...

Gusty Winds said...
"Sushi"
To be fair. Sushi makes me gag. I couldn't force it down if my life depended on it.

Freder Frederson বলেছেন...

"None of these homeless people are hungry. They all want drugs."

Before you (and a lot of others on this thread, Althouse included) post such ignorant, cruel statements, spend one day (a full eight hour shift) at a homeless shelter. You might learn how fucking stupid and ignorant you are.

wendybar বলেছেন...

So what?? It is Halloween. Are they mad that she didn't dress as a gym whore instead??

wendybar বলেছেন...

gadfly said...
Last Sunday, President Trump announced that he didn’t want Norwegian immigrants coming to America because Norway had failed to give him the Nobel Peace Prize.

Venting his frustration, the president also declared, “Norway sucks” and called it a “shithouse country.” These remarks apparently came as news to Norway’s approximately 5.6 million citizens, who have been quietly going about the business of living in one of the world’s wealthiest, healthiest, happiest, and most successful democracies.~ The Bulwark

11/2/26, 9:20 AM

What in the world does this crap have to do with Martha's costume. Please get help. You can't think of anybody but Trump. That's on you.

Rabel বলেছেন...

What's going on with her knee?

RideSpaceMountain বলেছেন...

"You might learn how fucking stupid and ignorant you are."

The correct term is "unhoused shelter", Fredo.

#DoBetter Fredo. Do better.

Eva Marie বলেছেন...

The image was part of an Instagram carousel promoting her QVC candles, captioned along the lines of “My QVC candles are perfect for Halloween!!!”
loudogblog said...
“She didn't dress up as a homeless person to bring awareness to that issue.”
I think you’re right.

rehajm বলেছেন...

...there always has to be a costume that upsets. In my day it was going as Jesus or the white guys doing Mr T. Sexy nurse or witch is always a good one, nobody I mean nobody gets to go as Barack. It's always to style to shit on Martha with her perfect homemaker crap and her insider trading and stuff...

rehajm বলেছেন...

...yes, I went as Jesus. My friend took a wonderful photo of me for the yearbook which was summarily nixed but the picture made the slide deck at senior night. It got the biggest roar of the night and I took a bow. Thanks mates...then a few our fathers...

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

A Fleetwood Mac band member went "black face" in the 70's.

Certain taboos are moving targets.

RCOCEAN II বলেছেন...

Martha Stewart? I thought she was dead.

tcrosse বলেছেন...

Well, Martha is an ex-con, after all.

Known Unknown বলেছেন...

"Unhoused Person" please, Professor.

And you, a Madisonian!

Not an oldster. বলেছেন...

That's an expensive Irish wool sweater for a hungry begging homeless person.

Way to spead/share the bigotry, annie.
You two must be so proud of yourselves...

The last shall be first, and the first last, remember...

Wince বলেছেন...

Shouldn't Hoboken NJ have to change the city's name then?

Wince বলেছেন...

And Barbie's boyfriend, HoboKen.

Lazarus বলেছেন...

A hobo would have been more acceptable. When you go out for Halloween as a hobo, you're going out as a '50s kid going out as a hobo. The kid and the hobo are part of Americana. It's the sign that did Martha Stewart in. I can't read the words on hers, but I've seen enough of those heartbreaking cardboard signs. Martha ought to have known better.

RideSpaceMountain বলেছেন...

Custom designed to tug on the 'ol heartstrings...at least until you see them get picked up by their handler in an Audi.

Old and slow বলেছেন...

My sister once went as a particular well known and easily recognizable local homeless man. It was a bit awkward. It was much more fun when she dressed as a real estate agent and my elderly father wondered who the hell had invited this obnoxious woman to our get together. She even fooled me. Wigs do amazing things.

Rosalyn C. বলেছেন...

Why did Martha Stewart think it would work to go as a homeless person for Halloween?
She assumed people knew her and believed that her good intentions were obvious.

Deep State Reformer বলেছেন...

Well, the conventional wisdom answer is that Stewart is a SWPLy rich White woman and who lives inside the richy richy bubble of metro NYC and therefore she doesn't understand. My view is that she's a sociopathic Marie Antoinette type who just DGAF. The first is a DSA tier analysis while the latter is my own working class, street prole analysis FWIW, but notice they both arrive at the same conclusion. I hope Stewart meets the same conclusion as the French Queen did TBH.

Josephbleau বলেছেন...

The “help me I’m hungry” sign was what caused it to blow up.

Jim at বলেছেন...

*You might learn how fucking stupid and ignorant you are.*

Who are we to believe? Freder or our own lying eyes?

Jim at বলেছেন...

And again, no matter the subject ... Freder shows his ass.

Rustygrommet বলেছেন...

They don't let you in a homeless shelter if you're high, Freder. You, however, are free to house as many as you like.

Clyde বলেছেন...

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

stephen cooper বলেছেন...

I don't like to criticize people like Martha Stewart. Yes I know she has had in many ways a privileged life. And her politics are selfish and wack. But she has suffered a lot and has earned the right to have an opinion on homeless people, some of whom have suffered less than her.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent বলেছেন...

No one really cares about the homeless. They might care about airing their own virtue or grifting off Uncle Sucka, but the homeless? Please.

On a slightly unrelated note, I’ve been wondering if the zombie craze of the last decade or two wasn’t inspired by the explosion of the homeless population. Driving to work in the pre-dawn I pass a homeless shelter just as they’re turning their charges out. Many begin their walk to the Union Gospel for breakfast, walking against traffic in twos and threes in the mist and gloaming. Very zombie-like.

Disparity of Cult বলেছেন...

Yawn. Manufactured controversy from Martha Kostyra. "It's a good thing."

Rustygrommet বলেছেন...

And just like that. Freder disappears into the mist of ink.
Anybody who thinks the homeless are some poor, misunderstood, oppressed minority hasn't been to LA.
You know those storm drains in the coastal towns that say, " Drains into the ocean"? Those are homeless toilets.
Mueller

Biff বলেছেন...

"Hobo" was the go-to costume for kids my age in the 70s when they ran out of costume ideas. Every house had clothes that could be scruffed up a bit to make a suitable costume.

I wonder why hobo costumes are so obviously insensitive now. When I was a kid, I probably was thinking more about the itinerant life style versus drunken homelessness, drug addiction, mental illness, etc. Hobos were all over the cartoons we watched, too. Maybe society still remembered Depression-era hobo-culture back then, since there were still a lot of people who directly lived through it. Now "homelessness" has been medicalized into a big money industry, so don't go out there stigmatizing the participants in the manufactured crisis!

SoLastMillennium বলেছেন...

"But in the 2020s, it's so obviously insensitive "

Will someone please explain why it is true and also explain who decides what is "obviously insensitive"? There is so much going on for which that seems to be true but is allowed and encouraged.

mikee বলেছেন...

Engaging the feelings of others is part of the point in wearing a costume. That some people have feelings with extra helpings of outrage over nothing is the issue here, not the costume.

JAORE বলেছেন...

Not funny. Bad taste. Sure.
Cause for getting all wee-wee'd up? Nope.

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