11 అక్టోబర్, 2026

"We’ve got the gulf. We’ve got a beautiful lake... We need a river. We need an ocean. We call it 'Trump Ocean' or, or, 'Ocean of the Americas.'"

"Something like that. Before I get out, I think we should have an ocean. And we need a great river."

Said You Know Who, quoted in "Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific/The president also floated the idea of naming an ocean after himself" (WaPo).

I see the use of "float" to humorously carry the water theme, but is there a verb for "suggests" that could also be about water?

Now, I think the President is just toying with us. One clue is that name "Ocean of the Americas." That's a New York City joke,  isn't it? "Of the Americas" is so awkward, it must be intended as a reference to the long-derided renaming of 6th Avenue as "Avenue of the Americas." WaPo left out the "the" in its headline, but Trump said "Ocean of the Americas." 

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rcommal చెప్పారు...

"Trump floats ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific/The president also launched the idea of naming an ocean after himself" (WaPo).

^^^ Althouse: Quick option.

rcommal చెప్పారు...

I think the ideas are stupid, by the way. Leave things as they are, is my stance.

Eric the Fruit Bat చెప్పారు...

Both the Atlantic and the Pacific are pretty big. Either one could be subdivided and then you'd have more names to work with.

Left Bank of the Charles చెప్పారు...

The Gulf of America could be renamed the Sea of Trump.

Lyle Smith చెప్పారు...

Houston has - Avenida de las Américas which runs in front of the downtown convention center. When you are in power... you get to name public spaces.

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ చెప్పారు...

Trump is at the lowest approval rating I've ever seen him at:
Approve 37.8%
Disapprove 60.0%
Net ~22.2 points

Real Clear Polling: https://www.realclearpolling.com/polls/approval/donald-trump/approval-rating

Expect more theater of the absurd in the coming days.

Leland చెప్పారు...

I wish people would quit deadnaming the Gulf of America.

rehajm చెప్పారు...

If there’s The Trump Ocean where do the giant letters go?

Rocco చెప్పారు...

The oceans are all interconnected, right? What’s the job of the US Navy?

The ocean off of California is the West American Ocean. The ocean off of NYC is the East American Ocean. Since we now have much more control over Greenland, the Arctic is now the North American Ocean. And RCOcean II is renamed to RCAmerica II.

Michael Fitzgerald చెప్పారు...

I could hear the libtards here gnashing their teeth and tearing their hair and screaming "Dementia!" before I even clicked on the comments. I'm going to enjoy reading these.

RCOCEAN II చెప్పారు...

The English and Irish have a Channel. The japanese have sea, and so do the Chinese. I agree we need one too. Why not take the Carribean? The Sea of the Americas. We could even call it "The south american sea" just to be inclusive.

RCOCEAN II చెప్పారు...

Rocco thanks for the name drop. But I was born an ocean and shall remain one.

Big Mike చెప్పారు...

“Now, I think the President is just toying with us.”

@Althouse, ya think?!?

Achilles చెప్పారు...

"Now, I think the President is just toying with us."

I blame public education.

Freder Frederson చెప్పారు...

"I could hear the libtards here gnashing their teeth and tearing their hair and screaming "Dementia!" before I even clicked on the comments. I'm going to enjoy reading these."

Sorry, this is just too stupid to comment on.

Achilles చెప్పారు...

This is all targeted at the rulers of Europe by the way.

Trump is resetting all of the work that Britain and France did over the last century and a half in the middle east.

I wouldn't be surprised if Persia became Persia again.

Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq. Suez Canal. This is all British bullshit that needs to be erased. Most of the countries in the Middle east should be redrawn and allowed to be named by the people that live there.

Kurdistan needs to happen.

Achilles చెప్పారు...

Freder Frederson said...

"I could hear the libtards here gnashing their teeth and tearing their hair and screaming "Dementia!" before I even clicked on the comments. I'm going to enjoy reading these."

Sorry, this is just too stupid to comment on.

Are you serious?

Read your comment again. Think about it. Think really really really hard. Think harder than you have in your entire life. Then read the comment out loud. Think about it again.

I know you are stupid but if you think hard enough you will eventually figure out just how stupid your comment is.

Freder Frederson చెప్పారు...

Are you serious?

As I was contemplating my comment, I thought someone (most likely you) would call me out on commenting on something I thought was too stupid to comment on.

At least you didn't call me a retard, which seems to be one of your favorite insults (demonstrating you have the maturity of your particularly cruel seventh grade bully).

Maynard చెప్పారు...

Translated Trump message to libtards " Look, a rabbit"

Mark చెప్పారు...

Achilles is too stupid to explain how Freder's comment is stupid.

Pot, meet kettle.

Aggie చెప్పారు...

Gosh, he makes it look so easy.

Spiros చెప్పారు...

The Democrats renamed everything. Tens of thousands of names affixed to streets, university buildings, military bases, consumer products, sports teams and even animals were challenged or removed by the Democrats because of their association with racism, slavery and the "patriarchy" (I.e., White men). It's good these insufferable losers are getting a taste of their own medicine.

Kai Akker చెప్పారు...

Can he quell the storms and make the waters recede?

Achilles చెప్పారు...

Freder Frederson said...

Are you serious?

As I was contemplating my comment, I thought someone (most likely you) would call me out on commenting on something I thought was too stupid to comment on.

At least you didn't call me a retard, which seems to be one of your favorite insults (demonstrating you have the maturity of your particularly cruel seventh grade bully).


LOL. You can pretend you didn't post a dumbass comment.

But your history on this board is of utter stupidity and absolutely no sense of humor.

You are a retard.

Rocco చెప్పారు...

RCOCEAN II said...
“Rocco thanks for the name drop. But I was born an ocean and shall remain one.”

That’s just what you were assigned at birth by the doctor on the certificate. What if you identify as fresh water?

Achilles చెప్పారు...

Mark said...

Achilles is too stupid to explain how Freder's comment is stupid.

Pot, meet kettle.


You can't make this up.

This is how stupid you have to be to vote for democrats. I really do sincerely appreciate you idiots showing up on this board showing everyone that the people who voted for Joe Biden are actually dumber than a dementia patient.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper చెప్పారు...

Admiral of the Ocean Sea: A Life of Christopher Columbus.

President of the Ocean Sea: A Life of Donald Trump

Rocco చెప్పారు...

Spiros said...
The Democrats renamed everything… because of their association with racism, slavery and the "patriarchy" (I.e., White Men).

But oddly not the Democratic Party.

Lazarus చెప్పారు...

The Trump Ocean is a good place to see the Don jump the shark from intentional to unintentional and uncontrollable self-parody.

Inga చెప్పారు...

Trump told his supporters at a rally in Tennessee “I could say the stupidest things and you’d clap”.

bagoh20 చెప్పారు...

"Trump is at the lowest approval rating I've ever seen him at:
Approve 37.8%"

Still well above Abraham Lincoln, who came in at 25% in 1861.
"Lincoln was consistently unpopular among Northern civilians for most of the war. His strongest support came from Union soldiers, who overwhelmingly championed him, but on the home front, war weariness and opposition to emancipation kept his civilian approval low until the very end." ~ Grok

Strong leaders in the process of making important, long-needed changes are almost always unpopular when they are in the middle of that work. Their critics end up looking like fools.

bagoh20 చెప్పారు...

"The Milky Way" could use a new name.

boatbuilder చెప్పారు...

"Sorry, this is just too stupid to comment on."

It has never stopped you before.

boatbuilder చెప్పారు...

"The Milky Way" could use a new name."

"The Galaxy of America." Heh.

And you are right. It really could use a new name.

boatbuilder చెప్పారు...

Next week: The Moon is now "The Great Trumpian Orb."

FortheloveofIce చెప్పారు...

I read this name change proposal in the bathroom this morning while I was taking a Trump.

Michael Fitzgerald చెప్పారు...

"while I was taking a Trump"
Be sure to wipe your obama.

Freder Frederson చెప్పారు...

"Still well above Abraham Lincoln, who came in at 25% in 1861."

What bullshit. Who conducted the poll? The first poll using modern scientific sampling methods came seventy-five years later.

Freder Frederson చెప్పారు...

"It has never stopped you before."

You're right. I spend way too much time responding to stupid comments on this site. Yours is a perfect example.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper చెప్పారు...

The Great Trumpian Orb on Orangy nights

Inga చెప్పారు...

When will he rename God or Jesus “Trump”? Oh sorry, he’s already done that.

“In April 2026, President Donald Trump shared an AI-generated image on Truth Social that depicted him in a white robe and red sash with a glowing hand extended in a healing pose toward a sick person.

Key Details

• The Post & Timing: Trump shared the image on Sunday night, April 12, 2026, coinciding with Orthodox Easter and shortly after an escalating public feud with Pope Leo XIV regarding U.S. and Israeli military strikes in Iran.

• The Backlash: The post drew swift and widespread condemnation from across the political spectrum, including conservative activists, Christian media, and prominent religious supporters who labeled the imagery sacrilegious or blasphemous.”

hanuman_prodigious_leaper చెప్పారు...

@Inga said...
When will he rename God or Jesus “Trump ....

He is already abstinence and grabbing women with left and right hand so Iranian mullah can easily hail him Twelfth and Peace Be Upon Earth

Jim at చెప్పారు...

*Trump told his supporters at a rally in Tennessee “I could say the stupidest things and you’d clap”.*

We already know you didn't understand the joke and what he was doing. You don't need to confirm it by posting twice.

Leland చెప్పారు...

Trump isn't running, but Talerico is and he says Jesus is non-binary.

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ చెప్పారు...
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boatbuilder చెప్పారు...

"You're right. I spend way too much time responding to stupid comments on this site. Yours is a perfect example."

Thank you. I strive for perfection.

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