I commented to my friend last week that the political ads this year - from both parties - were so simple-minded and ridiculous that I was repelled by them. He said they use them because they work.
I thought you were supposed to slap babies. Isn't that the first thing they get at birth? I always assumed it was the polite thing to do. I'm not popular, so it's working for me.
They were all laying there turning blue when Van Stinkle happened along and her quick thinking saved those babies! The fact that she enjoyed it more than she should have is neither here nor there.
A politician clears things up: 'I may have married my brother but in a Christian ceremony and only to delude non-Islamic so-called authorities to get him into this racist hellhole because reasons. Anyhow, he's gay so obviously nothing wrong was done, so sharia uber alles.' In other news from Dhimmi-sota, leaves are falling off the trees like ballots being harvested.
All I know is that if I don’t vote Republican my whole county is going to be burnt to the ground by leftist and brown people, and if I don’t vote Democrat, it’s all going to be vaporized instantly in a flash of light.
JAQ - you make the perfect neo-leftist. You got it all down. Hasan Piker(D) openly says he hates blacks (and harms his own dog) - and yet you support him. That's racist.
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I commented to my friend last week that the political ads this year - from both parties - were so simple-minded and ridiculous that I was repelled by them. He said they use them because they work.
Big talent.
…Ursula Van Stinkle would be a candidate upgrade in many races…
That's funny.
Ursula Van Stinkle
Because the other guy's worse.
"Legal for mobile apps to have that tiny x in the corner"
Burn her at the stake.
His voice does not fit his body! He could make a lot of money in animation. Or radio. Or trailers. He's got trailer voice.
The humor is okay. For me, it was a heh. But that voice! If I was an agent I would sign him up.
I wish there was more humor in political ads.
meh
The problem is nobody will bother to look into why Van Stinkle slapped those babies.
They had it comin!
I had a jingle for my OPPD primary campaign.
DDB for OPPD
No Net Zero is what we need
Vote Dave Begley, OPPD.
Senator Ricketts has a song and so does Sheriff Hanson.
I started a trend.
I thought you were supposed to slap babies. Isn't that the first thing they get at birth? I always assumed it was the polite thing to do. I'm not popular, so it's working for me.
They were all laying there turning blue when Van Stinkle happened along and her quick thinking saved those babies!
The fact that she enjoyed it more than she should have is neither here nor there.
"We all have it comin', kid." - Ursula Van Stinkle
Most politicians shake hands and kiss babies, but not Van Stinkle. No. No, she kissed hands and shook babies! Vote Dinkle!
Eva linked this in another thread.
Worth watching
He's no match for Don LaFontaine, the "In a world where..." guy.
A politician clears things up:
'I may have married my brother but in a Christian ceremony and only to delude non-Islamic so-called authorities to get him into this racist hellhole because reasons. Anyhow, he's gay so obviously nothing wrong was done, so sharia uber alles.'
In other news from Dhimmi-sota, leaves are falling off the trees like ballots being harvested.
What would be fair?
It's funny how a random newscast is referred to as "The News", as if it's the only one!
LO fucking L
All I know is that if I don’t vote Republican my whole county is going to be burnt to the ground by leftist and brown people, and if I don’t vote Democrat, it’s all going to be vaporized instantly in a flash of light.
btw- using the "you hate brown people" lie is pathetic.
JAQ - you make the perfect neo-leftist. You got it all down.
Hasan Piker(D) openly says he hates blacks (and harms his own dog) - and yet you support him. That's racist.
Arab jihadis are white - like Obama.
If you expect to be in the end zone, you need to practice The Leap.
Wrong thread. Sorry.
btw- ObamaCare is a failure - and Obama goes there. Why would he need to say this otherwise?
Barack Obama: "We've got to make sure that nobody has to worry about high healthcare premiums."
LOL - every leftist idea is meant to fail so they can creep to a Cuban-Soviet State controlled high tax/poor-access system.
I'm only ever subjected to these kinds of ads on Youtube anymore. I can't remember the last time I watched TV.
Begley, you could just go with:
You down with DDB?
Yeah you know me!
Righty By Nature.
CC, JSM
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