October 24, 2026

The Kiffness succinctly sums up American politics.

The last time we noticed The Kiffness, he was riffing on Trump's "They're eating the dogs." He's South African and said he's non-partisan. He's got a special rapport with cats.

29 comments:

Ralph L said...

I just had to go back to collect that ear worm.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

"Sometimes I'm alone, Sometimes I'm not, Sometimes I'm alone, Hello! -- Best cat song ever.

I've never been disappointed by a cat video.

Peachy+2 said...

LOL. Trump is such an odd dude.
He's not evil - he's odd. It's hip to be square.

Peachy+2 said...

btw- the white cat-head beat-bob is not new. It's all over the place. Is that his cat? might not be.

Iman said...

Donald Trump: Bobby comes into my office, looks at all these empty McDonald’s bags laying around and he says, “Sir… all these McDonald’s bags… sir, did you eat all these Big Macs and McRibs?”

Donald Trump: “Not to my knowledge, Bobby. Not to my knowledge.”

Achilles said...

It is fun to watch the people who hate Trump focus on this stuff.

Trump is this countries best president since George Washington.

All of the Desantis supporters and Romney Republicans and the intellectuals and professors want to pretend he isn't just that much smarter and more effective than the shitbirds like Cruz and Bush and Desantis.

Much less Obama who was a pathetic mediocre racist fascist traitor who talks like a retard off prompter.

Trump is 1000 times more articulate than Obama off a prompter. Trump is at least 20 IQ more intelligent than Obama. He is infinitely more successful as a human being than Obama.

All of Obama's wealth is pure political corruption. Trump made his money the hard way.

It is pretty sad to watch all of the beautiful people pretend.

Saint Croix said...

ha ha ha ha

J L Oliver said...

Thumbs up, Lem. Sometimes I’m alone, sometimes I’m not. I sing it to the grands.

loudogblog said...

"It's got a good beat and you can dance to it."

Aggie said...

Yeah, but this one is nonsensical. What was Trump even talking about. What about 'the governor'? What about it? The riff has no there, there.

Big Mike said...

“ He's South African and said he's non-partisan.”

How gullible do you have to be to believe him?

Josephbleau said...

“Sometimes I'm alone, Sometimes I'm not, Sometimes I'm alone, Hello! -- Best cat song ever.”

Sometimes everyone else goes away, but I’m always here.

Smilin' Jack said...

No offense intended, but WTF is this crap?

maximusK said...

Suck what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvSsBE4MBQ

Earnest Prole said...

Imagine waking up in the morning and feeling the dead-weight lead-vest obligation to defend Donald Trump’s Sacred Honor against every blasphemous burp video.

boatbuilder said...

The follow up "hit" is always a letdown. "They're Eating the Cats" is a very tough act to follow.

boatbuilder said...

Earnest being earnest.
Yo, Earnie--is there anyone on this thread "defending Donald Trump's Sacred Honor?" Or are you humor-impaired?

Earnest Prole said...

Yo, reading is hard.

Aggie said...

'...Imagine waking up in the morning and feeling the dead-weight lead-vest obligation to defend Donald Trump’s blah blah blah...'

Yes, I guess almost as bad as the vice versa, eh?

Peachy+2 said...

is the burp blasphemous?> I guess yes. BS NOW has his resemblance in a noose.

Peachy+2 said...

Now shown, the illegal eating the cat. burp*

Earnest Prole said...

“I guess almost as bad as the vice versa, eh?“

Preach it brother.

If politics occupies more than 1 percent of your attention you’re objectively disordered.

Jim at said...

Your 'above the fray' schtick is beyond tedious.

Mason G said...

Can you imagine feeling the dead-weight lead-vest obligation to continue that 'above the fray' schtick?

David53 said...

Like it!

Peachy+2 said...

disordered. yeah.
Well I pay attention to the people who are out to ruin my life.
Must be nice to not care.

Earnest Prole said...

I also pay attention to the people who are out to ruin my life. All they talk about is politics.

LibertarianLeisure said...

Imagine hearing one of these cats meow over and over when you are hurrying in after work. You need to first, put your bag of groceries down, take off your shoes, go the powder room. Incessantly, meowing, like this, until you get their cat food can open.Everyday.

Peachy+2 said...

Prole - get real. talking about politics doesn't "ruin lives"

ya big baby.

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