6 ఏప్రిల్, 2026

"Pittsburghers take pride in their practical solutions, especially the quirky ones, such as the 'Pittsburgh chair'..."

"... that we use to save the parking space we shoveled out after a snowstorm. There are folding chairs, barstools, even an occasional upholstered chair — whatever your choice. The chairs are sacrosanct, and they help avoid neighborhood disputes. Or the 'Pittsburgh toilet' that stands alone and unobstructed in the basement of many older working-class homes — porcelain artifacts of when the mills were booming. It made practical sense when the men returned from the mills to wash off the grime in the laundry tubs and finish their business in the basement before going upstairs for their meal. But there has been no easy solution for keeping schools open when an expected 500,000 to 700,000 visitors attend events...."

Writes Duquesne lawprof Joseph Sabino Mistick, in "Schools are closing for the NFL draft. What does this teach students? Pittsburgh prides itself on showing up and working hard. Students should, too" (WaPo).

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BG చెప్పారు...

So I asked "Search Assistant" what Green Bay did when the draft came to town. Answer:
Yes, Green Bay schools closed for three days during the NFL Draft in April 2025 to ensure student safety and manage the increased traffic and congestion in the area.
Another little article mentioned that the schools started a little bit earlier the preceding fall.

Howard చెప్పారు...

It teaches students that secular community events are important to honor. The article also teaches the kids that this law professor is a Karen.

tommyesq చెప్పారు...

Basically the whole city of Boston shut down when the DNC came to town in 2004. School was not in session (it was the summer) but basically everyone else closed shop. Local businesses actually took a beating because all of the regular traffic died off, tourists stayed clear fearing the big crowds, and the hoi polloi of the Democrat party largely attended private functions.

tommyesq చెప్పారు...

Also, the idea of sticking a chair in the spot you shoveled is hardly a Pittsburgh innovation. In Boston, folks have gotten shot for moving the spot-marker.

RCOCEAN II చెప్పారు...

His article talked about toilets. How appropriate. Amazing that the WaPo pays reporters for this sort of tripe. Hard work? What universe is this guy living in. I doubt many are still working in the steel mills.

Maybe the kids are gambling on sports. Its legal and pushed through advertising.

Aggie చెప్పారు...

The way I heard it was that they were shutting down the entire school district, which extends well into the suburbs, and that only one school in the entire district, located in the city, would be affected by the hubbub of draft activities.

BarrySanders20 చెప్పారు...

Ridiculous. There might be 600,000 people over the course of the three day event. Of those, half might be new people to the city.

BarrySanders20 చెప్పారు...

So maybe 100,000 new people each day, with 100,000 Pennsylvania regulars each day.

Curious George చెప్పారు...

"tommyesq said...
Also, the idea of sticking a chair in the spot you shoveled is hardly a Pittsburgh innovation. In Boston, folks have gotten shot for moving the spot-marker."

Yeah, same in Chicago and Milwaukee. Probably true of every northern city in areas of street parking only, or with alleys with one car garages.

Kevin చెప్పారు...

What happens when Las Vegas shows up to draft and Pittsburgh already has a chair in the first draft slot?

Not an oldster. చెప్పారు...

Maybe they could stay home and learn to fix a toilet?

AI will put schools and teachers out of business soon enough. Not enough added value.

Humperdink చెప్పారు...

I’ve had several email conversations with Law Prof Mistick. He writes for Pittsburgh Tribune Review. He’s left of center but not a nut case.

tcrosse చెప్పారు...

Which reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Opposite Side" where George takes over from the neighborhood guy who makes his living moving cars to comply with opposite side of the street parking. Hilarity ensues.

R C Belaire చెప్పారు...

Back in the day in SE Michigan, I used a homemade sawhorse to mark the "spot." Cheap and effective.

EAB చెప్పారు...

Yep. Green Bay closed schools. It’s a rare community event, so I think it is great to close. How horrified would people be to find out some schools close at the beginning of hunting season every year?

tcrosse చెప్పారు...

Didn't schools close for that virus that kids didn't catch?

Rory చెప్పారు...

Pittsburgh claimed "the parking space chair" in the national news maybe 25 years ago, when the police chief in an inner suburb confiscated all of them and made a mountain of them at the swimming pool parking lot.

Known Unknown చెప్పారు...

Boston has a bunch of stupid crap, so let Pittsburgh have the Parking Chair.

Iman చెప్పారు...

The gift what keeps on giving!

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hawkeyedjb చెప్పారు...

Here’s a suggestion: hold the NFL draft in a city that can accommodate it without shutting schools.

Mason G చెప్పారు...

They can accommodate the draft. Teachers just want another paid holiday.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper చెప్పారు...

I had my rental towed in NYC - took whole day to get released after tow was declared to have jumped the clock !

Lazarus చెప్పారు...

They do the same thing in Boston after a snow storm -- save parking places dug out of the snow with lawn chairs, trash cans, ironing boards, picnic tables ... whatever's available. Noteworthy space savers were a cut out of football player Rob Gronkowski and a statue of the Virgin Mary. Move someone's space saver and you run the risk of getting your tires slashed -- or worse.

775,000 people attended the NFL draft in Detroit in 2024. 600,000 went to the draft in Green Bay in 2025. One might wonder how they found room for all those people in Green Bay, but actually the number of "unique visitors" is about half that or less (238,900 in Detroit, 312,000 in Green Bay). Maybe Pittsburgh's problem has been exaggerated or maybe even a quarter million randos coming into town is enough to cause chaos.

Josephbleau చెప్పారు...

1. Pittsburgh is a bunch of pussies.

2. They can take the parking chairs and shove them up their asses, I’ll park in any open spot I want.

hawkeyedjb చెప్పారు...

"One might wonder how they found room for all those people in Green Bay..."

The economic effects of the NFL draft are small to non-existent. Actual economic studies (not NFL-paid PR) show tiny increases in hotel stays, but the vast majority of draft "visitors" are day-trippers or locals. Pittsburgh, like other cities that host the NFL draft, will see a few hundred or a couple thousand extra hotel nights, but there will not be hundreds of thousands of people crowding out the locals. It's damned stupid, just like the taxpayer money showered on sports teams at the expense of... well, anything else.

Ralph L చెప్పారు...

Why are thousands of people attending the draft? Gambling? Whoring?

Dave Begley చెప్పారు...

It teaches kids to join a union. The teachers’ union in this country is way too powerful. I haven’t looked up the math and reading proficiency numbers in Pittsburgh, but in Omaha Public Schools they are all well below 50%. Teachers are being well paid for failure and little work.

Dave Begley చెప్పారు...

The NFL needs to become way less important in America. We need a strike and a major cheating scandal.

Chris చెప్పారు...

They never shut school down for anything when I was a kid. Not unless we got over a foot of snow in a hurry. Not even a bomb threat. Not even a kid killing himself. But holy hell some union teacher sneezes and suddenly they shut down the whole freaking school district. Once you realize the school district is not actually interested in education and discipline, you understand.

tim maguire చెప్పారు...

Why in the world will hundreds of thousands of people go to the city where the draft is held!? That’s insane. What do they think they’ll get to see?

Curious George చెప్పారు...

"tim maguire said...
Why in the world will hundreds of thousands of people go to the city where the draft is held!? That’s insane. What do they think they’ll get to see?"

They get to feel part of their team. But mostly they party.

Dave Begley చెప్పారు...

In Pittsburgh School District, 37% of elementary students tested at or above the proficient level for reading, and 26% tested at or above that level for math. Also, 39% of middle school students tested at or above the proficient level for reading, and 19% tested at or above that level for math. And 52% of high school students tested at or above the proficient level for reading, and 24% tested at or above that level for math.

High school college readiness

22.2
High school graduation rate
33.

Left Bank of the Charles చెప్పారు...

When I lived in Cambridge, Massachusetts, I used “snow” as my parking chair. I never dug out my space right away, got out of it and back into it with four wheel drive, and it was almost always unoccupied when I came back from running an errand.

However, the best method was to use the vehicle itself as the parking chair. I just left it parked until the snow had been cleaned up enough that there was sufficient parking. And then I would shovel it out as a courtesy to my neighbors.

Boston has lost its dibs to the parking chair tradition by legalizing and regulating it. The new rules are you can only put out a space saver if a snow emergency has been declared and have to remove it within 48 hours of the snow emergency ending.

CJinPA చెప్పారు...

Came here to voice disapproval at "closing" the schools (I think they're actually "remote learning"), but have been swayed by the comments, and Green Bay's experience.

That's kind of rare.

That said, schools definitely abuse the "remote learning" option instituted during COVID.

tim maguire చెప్పారు...

Curious George said...They get to feel part of their team.

Their team's not there. Why would it be?

boatbuilder చెప్పారు...

Well, the last time a Pittsburgh team won a major sports championship was 2017, and that was hockey. So they need some outlet for all that pent-up disappointment.

Christopher చెప్పారు...

The Pittsburgh toilet is definitely a thing, I have friends there and they're common in older houses. This is probably more distinctive than chairs in shoveled parking spaces.

Wish we had the latter custom here in Northern Virginia. Our HOA, for example, went out of its way to say spaces could *not* be reserved thusly just because you spent two hours in horrible weather clearing everything out.

Curious George చెప్పారు...

"tim maguire said...
Curious George said...They get to feel part of their team.

Their team's not there. Why would it be?"

Of course their team is there. The team is not just players, it's the front office. Drafting is creating the future. It's not for me, but the draft is a huge part of the NFL. People do mock drafts. For many, it's a very big deal.

Not Illinois Resident చెప్పారు...

Think Mistick misspoke, grossly exaggerated by a full decimal point when claiming "500,000 to 700,000 people" as in-person expected attendance. Hubris. Perhaps 50,000 to 70,000 people attend NFL PIck at actual event location, but even that's hard to fathom. Did Pittsburgh School District really just message to its students that K-12 schooling is largely irrelevant, so just go play your X-boxes instead of sitting in our classrooms playing on your I-phone.

Rest of this article is usual trope about "working-class peoples" being funny/odd. Toilet in the basement, ha-ha. Chair in the shoveled-out parking space, ha-ha. Hope professor Mistick gets schooled on his snobbery towards host city Pittsburgh.

KellyM చెప్పారు...

tommyesq said...
“Basically the whole city of Boston shut down when the DNC came to town in 2004. School was not in session (it was the summer) but basically everyone else closed shop. Local businesses actually took a beating because all of the regular traffic died off, tourists stayed clear fearing the big crowds, and the hoi polloi of the Democrat party largely attended private functions.”

I remember that. I was commuting into the Financial District that summer and it was like a ghost town. You could’ve shot a cannon down the middle of Congress Street and not hit a soul. The businesses in the North End were crying about the lack of foot traffic and how empty the restaurants were. I liked it since the streetcars were blissfully empty.

And yes, moving a chair in someone’s shoveled out parking spot in Boston will earn you negative karma in some neighborhoods. Slashed tires or keyed paint jobs were a given. But yes, shootings did occur. So glad I never owned a car when I lived in the city.

Anthony చెప్పారు...

I come here not to support or deride the closing of schools for the NFL draft, but to deride the hoopla surrounding the draft in the first place.

I know, I know, and get off my lawn, too, kid.

RMc చెప్పారు...

Schools (in Pittsburgh) are closing for the NFL draft. What does this teach students?

It teaches them that the Steelers really should be better than this. (Hell, they've lost seven playoff games in a row!)

RobinGoodfellow చెప్పారు...

Instead of the NFL draft, they should all it a Pride parade. I’m sure they’d be cool for students ditching school for that.

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