Marso 5, 2026

"A love of dogs is somewhat of a tradition for French leaders: the past six presidents all owned at least one black Labrador."

"The two owned by Nicolas Sarkozy, and a chihuahua, reportedly caused damage totalling tens of thousands of euros at the Élysée Palace by chewing on 200-year-old furniture in the Silver Salon. President Macron’s dog, Nemo, was once filmed urinating on an ornamental fireplace in a presidential meeting, and Valéry Giscard d’Estaing’s was a gift from the late Queen and nicknamed Sandringham Samba...."

From "Can the French love of dogs be transformed into election success? Doggy food banks and shared human-dog drinking fountains are among the promises on offer as candidates for the local elections try to win over voters" (London Times).

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Achilles ayon kay ...

The black Labrador is an interesting choice.

Great working dogs if you are hunting and just big dumb animals that don't really have a mean streak.

Iman ayon kay ...

I fart in their general direction.

Aggie ayon kay ...

Life is better with dogs, and better still when they can be fulfilled and happy.

Meade ayon kay ...

Happiness is a warm Labrador puppy.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Who doesn't love black Labs?

Christopher B ayon kay ...

Agree with tim maguire. I'm getting Major and Commander vibes here. Dogs that were kept around for show but otherwise uncared for.

WK ayon kay ...

So French breeds aren’t good enough. They needed doggy immigration.

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

I've been watching the Westminster Dog Show lately. What humans have managed to do with that species without much technology is amazing. It seems like magic to shape shift a wolf into all those widely different breeds. I love dogs.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

Remember when Jackson Pollock peed in the fireplace?

tim maguire ayon kay ...

bagoh20 said...It seems like magic to shape shift a wolf into all those widely different breeds.

And how quickly you can do it. You can fundamentally change a breed in a few decades, develop an entirely new one in a century.

Just an old country lawyer ayon kay ...

The dog philosophy of life: if you can't eat it or f*ck it, then piss on it.

The Drill SGT ayon kay ...

An Anglo Dog in the Palace? No wonder he peed...

Fred Drinkwater ayon kay ...

No vote from that list.

5. People shouldn't have dogs if they can't train them (and themselves) appropriately.

The Drill SGT ayon kay ...

Just an old country lawyer said...

or lick it

baghdadbob ayon kay ...

Hitler had dogs. Trump does not.

john mosby ayon kay ...

Country lawyer, that is also the French philosophy to life. CC, JSM

Joe Bar ayon kay ...

"Why black Labs? Is it racist? Samba... really?"
I think you meant "Sambo."

Better than the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's dog.

Curious George ayon kay ...

"bagoh20 said...
I've been watching the Westminster Dog Show lately. What humans have managed to do with that species without much technology is amazing. It seems like magic to shape shift a wolf into all those widely different breeds. I love dogs."

Humans did not shape shift wolves into dogs. Today's wolves and dogs have a common lineage, wolves from tens of thousands of years ago, now extinct. But human efforts shaped shift many new breeds of dogs from dogs, not wolves.

steve uhr ayon kay ...

Labradors are smart and want to please their owners. If they are destructive it is 100% the owners fault. Maybe they should call in Noem to demonstrate a fool proof method to stop bad behavior.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

“‘Why black Labs? Is it racist? Samba... really?” I think you meant "Sambo””

I was thinking it was a female dog or just a thin veiling for deniabilité.

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

"But human efforts shaped shift many new breeds of dogs from dogs, not wolves."

What would you call the species it all started with, the first in the lineage, a dog or a wolf?

RCOCEAN II ayon kay ...

Labs are so great. Well, not as guard dogs. They're friendly and will help the burgler load the truck.

RCOCEAN II ayon kay ...

Some people, marlon brando for one, let their cats/dogs pee and poop anywhere they want. And they usually have maids to repair the damage.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

Aren't dogs Haram?

RCOCEAN II ayon kay ...

Peeing in the fireplace - hopefully while there's a fire. Otherwise, you might as well just go on the floor.

Levi Starks ayon kay ...

I took the last choice as sarcasm. At least that’s why I chose it.

Temujin ayon kay ...

Weird that in a country working on turning into a Muslim state, that dogs would be front and center in the elections. Maybe there is still hope for France.
As opposed to the UK, which has already gone over to the other side.

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

"I took the last choice as sarcasm. At least that’s why I chose it."

I picked it because I thought it would have the least vote. Little did I know.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent ayon kay ...

“Aren't dogs Haram?”

It would be one of those great freaks of history if dogs proved to be the West’s bulwark against Islamist culture.

My Muslim niece-in-law was repelled when she first encountered the friendly domestic dogs of our family. She now has two that she pampers shamelessly.

Curious George ayon kay ...

"bagoh20 said...
"But human efforts shaped shift many new breeds of dogs from dogs, not wolves."

What would you call the species it all started with, the first in the lineage, a dog or a wolf?"

Wolf. But those wolves have been extinct before humans came around.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Black Labs invented loyalty. No better dog exists. But beware of using your swimming pool while they are watching. If they decide you’re drowning they will jump in to save you no matter your opinion on the matter.

john mosby ayon kay ...

Are they saving you, or retrieving you? Like they think you're a shot duck? CC, JSM

paminwi ayon kay ...

Another dumbass leader who can not control his dogs.
I never liked the guy.
Like him less now.

Mason G ayon kay ...

"Black Labs invented loyalty. No better dog exists."

Everybody has their own thoughts on that. I prefer collies.

Lazarus ayon kay ...

There's even a French song about Baltique, Mitterrand's slobbering black French mastiff, at its master's graveside -- and books "written" by Baltique.

Mitterrand may have started this tradition (with the help of journalists who assume all black dogs are Labs), but he certainly kept up the venerable French tradition of having a mistress and a secret second family.

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