U ST NW MAN THROWS SUB SANDWICH AT OFFICER: "The defendant was repeatedly yelling, cursing and berating an officer within inches of his face and ultimately assaulted him. He was arrested and the charge of assault of a police officer will be filed in district court tomorrow… pic.twitter.com/0mmJvdIVba
— Allison Papson (@AllisonPapson) August 13, 2025
August 14, 2025
"Dunn was an international affairs specialist in the criminal division of the Justice Department, according to a person who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss personnel matters."
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Fire the bum.
Self immolation.
A ham and spam sandwich. Hold the guac.
It's Washington. It they're white, one way or another they are drawing a government paycheck.
Just another reason drinking alcohol may not be a good life choice.
He's dunn.
Put that dude in some khakis with a face covering, a ball cap, and a flag, and there is one of your 'Patriot Front' marchers right there, bet you money. 'White Nationalist' paid agitator from the inside out.
What a waste of a sandwich!
Needed: More corrupt soviet flushing of insider soviets from our government.
It's funny how Dunn clearly is hoping to rally the black folks there into joining him in harassing the cops, but those folks are just laughing at his silly white liberal tantrum.
Has the tag been retired?
If Dersh in shorts wasn't enough to trigger it I guess this guy isn't either.
Bravely ran away like a pussy.
another lunatic lefty who decided he just couldn't take all the "tyranny" and screamed at the feds, in their faces. After he threw a temper tantrum, he threw his sandwich at the cop (hitting him in the chest) and now gets to see the FO portion of FAFO.
Good luck in the unemployment line, loser!
Added the "men in shorts" tag
White left tantrum.
LOL:
"Yes. Gavin Newsom proved that you can end homeless encampments overnight when Xi Jinping came to visit."
I remember that.
Clean up the streets for the magnificent other--- who brings the $$$$$ - but we the people, are not good enough for such efforts.
Polis did the same thing for a baseball game. It all went back to a shit show after the game was over.
"hoping to rally the black folks."
I'm sure they have a lot of laughs at the expense of twinks like him.
That's what happens when you can't tell the difference between real life and the internet.
We're all "fascists" and "racists." These terms used to be heavy with meaning, now they're meaningless.
Will become an influencer.
That was allegedly a video of his seppuku.
He now enters the FO phase of his life.
I guess we will see if they'd indict a ham sandwich.
Get a judge to sign off. Take a squad of uniformed cops into his office and pull every electronic device and piece of paper then haul it out before the eyes of his (soon to be former) coworkers.
Call it diversity (of thought) training.
Unless there’s more than one Sean Dunn working for DOJ, LinkedIn shows this clown as trial attorney. My guess is that he was on something when he blew up his legal career. Nice move, Sean.
He doesn't have a good grasp of the impression he is making. Namely surrounded by cluelessness.
I loved "You don't have to be Superman!!!"
Damn! There are starving kids in Gaza who could've used that ham sandwich.
Trump International Affairs expert flings sandwich at Law Enforcement officer while Gaza children starve.
Damn! There are starving kids in Gaza who could've used that ham sandwich.
Only after they indict it.
It just goes to show that Althouse is teachable, against all impressions.
Unfortunately, he is more the rule than the exception, among non-gun-carrying employees of LE agencies. Especially at US DOJ: cops are prey for civil-rights actions, and the subjects of "look at this idiot" ridicule.
Dunn is honestly surprised that cops would react to offensive contact, and that Bondi would back them up against him.
Dunn is just like the AUSAs who railroaded me for shoving a robbery/fear offender five feet.
If my sacrifice means that Bondi will now enforce assault and battery statutes to the letter on guys like him, perhaps it's not in vain.
But if you would like to sign my petition for a pardon:
https://chng.it/Fwbq9zrGDG
RR
JSM
#PerformativeWhiteGuysSoFunny
Still, I learn the video's lesson:
Cut out the carbs.
Put the boots to him, and all if them like him.
"WAS a DoJ employee" When did that happen?
Even Jussie Smollet wouldn’t use the Subway Sandwich as a weapon
"Dunn was an international affairs specialist in the criminal division of the Justice Department, according to a person who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss personnel matters."
I like the use of the word "was" in this sentence. It suggests he has already been fired, as he should be.
If limp wristed men in shorts aren't allowed to throw sandwiches at cops, it's the end of Our Democracy.
He had all the free speech he wanted to shout. He got mad when they walked away, not interested in listening to him. When they gave him even the slightest attention yet did not react to his rantings; he escalated to assault. And the moment after he made the assault, he ran away rather than face the consequences of his actions. Only, he couldn't run fast enough from his own consequences.
"Police aledge..." Do we have any video of that?
There was the specialty National Lampoon magazine issue, one specialty magazine being "Guns and Sandwiches."
Another was "Piddle: A Child's First Sex Magazine"
Don't remember any of the others.
Would you rather have that guy as a coworker or a member of our military? The folks at the DOJ decided and it didn't go well for that guy.
Him trying to perform for the Black Men feels like he was trying to suck up and show how 'Non-Racist' he is. I heard he got fired from the DOJ. That's fair. That being said I don't think he should face felony charges for assault by sandwich. Also, seems like he was drunk or on something or other. In Vino Veritas. I guess we got a look at his true self. Very cringe as the kids would say.
This dumbass should become known as the “Footlong Felon”.
Well it if was a torpedo sandwich, now that would be serious. But it was merely an Italian sub, he may be able to slip out of liability. Now it would be different if it were a Grindr.
He was not Wise
Goldenpause (1:19pm):
"Unless there’s more than one Sean Dunn working for DOJ, LinkedIn shows this clown as trial attorney. My guess is that he was on something when he blew up his legal career. Nice move, Sean."
Twitter is reporting that there are in fact (well, were until this morning) two Sean Dunns with different middle names working at the DOJ, and that the lawyer on LinkedIn is NOT the sub-chucker. Anyone who reports that he was may well be risking a lawsuit.
His shirt is too far unbuttoned and he's wearing a gangster chain around his neck. Loser.
You gotta love the black guys in the video. They're having a whale of a time filming this leftwing jackass. I'm sure Mr. open shirts and shorts will find a job at a Leftwing Law firm and/or NGO. "Oh, you threw a subway at a fascist cop, here's $200,000 a year".
Wonder how those NY lawyers who tried to throw dynamite into a police van during Antifa riots of 2020 are doing? I'd bet, just fine.
Ocean: "I'm sure Mr. open shirts and shorts will find a job at a Leftwing Law firm and/or NGO. "
Mr open shirt is apparently not a lawyer. From his job title, International Affairs Specialist, he could be anything from a guy who writes policy for US LE assistance to other countries (eg Plan Colombia), to the guy who collects the travel vouchers from FBI legal attaches and other DOJ people stationed overseas. His main qualification for the job is probably his security clearance, which I'm sure Bondi has suspended.
He still might get a makework or no-show job in some lefty think tank.
BTW, I am looking for a job in a righty think tank. Any leads?
RR
JSM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If he was put into a holding cell, I hope they gave him an option to change into a jail uniform.
After the incident, Dargin crossed the street to examine the sandwich, which, he said, appeared to have salami.
This is the kind of in-depth reporting that I was hoping for.
Performative faggotry for the amusement of the homes
He aimed the sub center mass. Good thing the cop had a bologna-proof vest
its like the python sketch with the banana,
“Larry J said...
"Dunn was an international affairs specialist in the criminal division of the Justice Department, according to a person who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss personnel matters."
I like the use of the word "was" in this sentence.”
His pronouns are was/were.
"Damn! There are starving kids in Gaza who could've used that ham sandwich."
Sam Kinison smiles.
The feel-good video of the week.
The Black folks are enjoying the street theater starring a stuck-up White prick making an ass of himself.
The cops get yelled at and insulted all the time, but they have to just stand there and take it. That has to be frustrating and stressful. Until the guy hits the cop with a sandwich. Now it's assault. They even got to chase the guy for a little bit to burn off some adrenaline. That has to be very gratifying.
The jerk loses his government job, spends the night in jail, and ends up with a 1st degree misdemeanor. No jail time, but he gets the point.
The Vault Dweller said...
That being said I don't think he should face felony charges for assault by sandwich.
Society only functions when incompatible behavior is suppressed. Those officers showed incredible restraint. They should get a bonus for that.
We cannot ask people to enforce our laws and tell them they have to endure this type of abuse. If we force officers to deal with garbage like this we will not have a society for long. Social order will quickly break down and nobody would do that job.
He needs to spend years in jail. Any poor person would get years for what he did. More than that this is a Government prosecutor. He helped charge people for battery, assault, resisting arrest, obstruction of justice.
We can't have people acting like this man walking free and thinking this is OK no matter how rich and white he is.
Ann Althouse said...
Added the "men in shorts" tag
Personally I would like to see the Civility Bullshit tag as well.
Can't believe I am writing this - Inga at 1243 for the win!!!
Wa St Blogger said...
1. Damn! There are starving kids in Gaza who could've used that ham sandwich.
2. Only after they indict it
In a target rich environment I choose this interchange.
I watched the clip. 76% chance the dude is homosexual.
If only DC had tougher sandwich laws this would have never happened.
(Ok, I admit I lifted that from the comments section of a Fox news story. It was too good not to use.)
"That being said I don't think he should face felony charges for assault by sandwich."
How about using the treatment of the J6 arrestees as a measuring stick for what sort of charges he faces? That would seem to be fair.
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/08/14/hoagie-tosser-hero-to-many-wapo-n2417311 they went there,
'Enjoy every sandwich."
Warren Zevon
Let he who has never thrown a midnight snack at a hallucination cast the first stone.
I expect the lawyer he hires will tell him to start going to some AA meetings now and maybe even check into a lockdown treatment facility.
Somebody should have told Mr. Dunn, "It's a trap!"
Cop cussin', sammie slingin', goin' to jail drunk.
J6ers caught felonies for less that! Mr Pink Shirt needs to do 180 days at the DC jail plus be fired. At a minimum.
Something important happened and Turley is on it.
After seeing federal agents on the street, Sean Charles Dunn unleashed verbal abuse and threw his sandwich at an officer. He now faces a charge of felony assault. In case you are interested in culinary criminal matters, I pulled up the relevant statute. https://x.com/JonathanTurley
He can bunk with Subway’s Jared.
There were quite a few people that walked within the velvet ropes in the Capitol and then left, without throwing sandwiches at anybody, that will have suffered much worse than this pansy. And, if he had really thought it through, he would have ordered a Hero sandwich to throw, with extra yellow mustard.
Deep State Reformer said...
“ caught felonies for less that! Mr Pink Shirt needs to do 180 days at the DC jail plus be fired. At a minimum.”
And that’s just for wearing a pink shirt.
Rocco said...
Deep State Reformer said...
“ caught felonies for less that! Mr Pink Shirt needs to do 180 days at the DC jail plus be fired. At a minimum.”
And that’s just for wearing a pink shirt.
His insults really lacked creativity as well. NAZI FASCIST NAZI NAZI!
A one way trip to China and loss of citizenship would be my choice. No need to send him to jail. But give him a choice between 5 years in jail and exile to keep it Constitutional.
gold chain, lacy pink shirt and a tiny daisy tattoo on his left breast.
bu-bu-bu -Bu,bad to the bone
I’ll take unemployed maroons for $1000 Alex.
The whole "shame" thing only works in tv shows.
"He still might get a makework or no-show job in some lefty think tank."
That may be less likely than it seems. Since DOGE shut off the flow of taxpayers' dollars into NGO wallets, those lefty think tanks have much less idle cash.
Neil Patel
@NeilPatelTDC
"The guy screaming “fascist” and hurling his sub sandwich at a rank-and-file cop just doing his job in DC was literally a DOJ Criminal Division employee — and the 'Free DC' activist group protesting Trump’s crime crackdown in the city is actually led by people with criminal records? This is all so bonkers, and yet so perfect.
Message to those running the Democrat Party: Normal people are not going to be on your side on any of this. The corporate media’s bogus reporting can no longer save you. Our national fever has broken, and you can’t bully people into accepting the insanity anymore. Thank God."
above via insta-P.
I sure hope the bread was gluten free. I understand that can add three years to the sentence.
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