Mayo 2, 2025

Humor prompt.

I found that on Facebook, where it has thousands of comments, and they are all what you think.

39 (na) komento:

FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

Back in my home town of Hooterville, this rare jetstream pattern was known as "Tits McGee."

Darkisland ayon kay ...

Looks like a scrotum to me, lawclerk (No, I'm not gay, NTTATWRWTITWYA)

John Henry

Leland ayon kay ...

What am I thinking? Reading minds these days?

Tank ayon kay ...

And yet, no tag.

RideSpaceMountain ayon kay ...

When God puts "8008" in his TI-84...

Larry J ayon kay ...

There is a type of parachute malfunction formally known as a partial inversion. It’s when one or more suspension lines are over the canopy. For decades, this was known as a Mae West. Anti-inversion nets have made this type of malfunction rare, but when I went through jump school, they happened quite often.

Larry J ayon kay ...

There is a type of parachute malfunction formally known as a partial inversion. It’s when one or more suspension lines are over the canopy. For decades, this was known as a Mae West. Anti-inversion nets have made this type of malfunction rare, but when I went through jump school, they happened quite often.

Disparity of Cult ayon kay ...

A couple of the arrows are pointed in the wrong direction.

Iman ayon kay ...

Bodacious Tah-Tahs

Jamie ayon kay ...

Well, way to hit one of my semi-phobias, Larry J (albeit fortunately one I can avoid easily). This partial inversion - if it used to "happen quite often," I take it it's not typically a malfunction that results in jumpers plummetting to their deaths?

Iman ayon kay ...

Motor-boatin’ Teh Mississippi

Creola Soul ayon kay ...

Uh, lost my train of thought there for a minute….

boatbuilder ayon kay ...

We are all really 15 years old.

CJinPA ayon kay ...

Oh, I see it: A chubby, naked, legless man hugging the earth, his face resting on the North Pole, where Santa tickles his nose. Beautiful.

Temujin ayon kay ...

You're probably expecting the immature teenage male part of our minds to come easily streaming out. But I'm not going to be sucked in that easily. I will say it reminds me of my ex. She did the local weather. And she had great...legs.

rehajm ayon kay ...

..for 'equal' time ...some Rolex movements have this plate design. The design serves no real purpose other than fun...

Jaq ayon kay ...

"Omega Block" means "I don't want to get fired and blackballed in the business for saying out loud what I am really thinking."

Dogma and Pony Show ayon kay ...

Usually the left one's bigger, no?

tim maguire ayon kay ...

Larry J said...There is a type of parachute malfunction formally known as a partial inversion. It’s when one or more suspension lines are over the canopy.

How serious is it? Can it happen to someone twice?

RideSpaceMountain ayon kay ...

@Dogma and Pony Show, mother nature couldn't afford Brazil or Thailand. Pay Pakistani prices, get Pakistani quality.

Meade ayon kay ...

My eyes are up here. —Canada

Larry J ayon kay ...

"tim maguire said...
Larry J said...There is a type of parachute malfunction formally known as a partial inversion. It’s when one or more suspension lines are over the canopy.

How serious is it? Can it happen to someone twice?"

A Mae West is a partial malfunction. Your descent rate will be low enough to maybe survive but high enough that you're going to have serious injuries. It's a "pull your reserve" situation, complicated by the fact that your relatively slow descent rate (say 30-40 MPH) means you have to make sure the reserve doesn't get tangled with the main chute and has a chance to deploy. Here's a link to a picture of one.

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nHZgyK2Z8e8/WSPGFN90j7I/AAAAAAAAAJY/I2fTQBolB0EbQj4-Ue9hx5T7L6dM4yGHgCLcB/s1600/mal.jpg

Clyde ayon kay ...

Looks like some bodacious weather for my upcoming trip.

SeanF ayon kay ...

Larry J: There is a type of parachute malfunction formally known as a partial inversion. It’s when one or more suspension lines are over the canopy. For decades, this was known as a Mae West. Anti-inversion nets have made this type of malfunction rare, but when I went through jump school, they happened quite often.

There was also an inflatable life vest known as a "Mae West"

dbp ayon kay ...

I've as much a sense of humor as anyone, but it has been milked for all its worth.

Aggie ayon kay ...

A weather forecast so cold, that simply viewing it makes your nipples stand up.

RideSpaceMountain ayon kay ...

"My eyes are up here - Canada"

Pierre Poilievre - High and to the right
Mark Carney - Down and to the left

Down and to the left it is.

n.n ayon kay ...

Meteorology? Morphology. Mammary maps.

Peachy ayon kay ...

sad tits.

mindnumbrobot ayon kay ...

Temujin said... "I will say it reminds me of my ex. She did the local weather. And she had great...legs."

I'm a legs man myself. A great set of legs is harder to come by than a nice rack, IMO.

Rocco ayon kay ...

mindnumbrobot said...
I'm a legs man myself. A great set of legs is harder to come by than a nice rack, IMO.

I am a leg man, too, but of the opposite opinion. When I hit puberty, it was hard not to notice that just about every woman had a nice set of pins, regardless of what she may or may not have had under the puffy blouses/sweaters and oversized jackets of the late 1970s/1980s.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

Such a thing is not rare at all. That's my reaction to the text.

TaeJohnDo ayon kay ...

Now we know where the term, "Colder than a witch's tit" comes from.

PM ayon kay ...

Mother Earth!

Lazarus ayon kay ...

I always did consider the North Dakota-Minnesota border as North America's cleavage.

ALP ayon kay ...

I guess I'm the only one who sees a motorcycle. Not that I'm a prude, but most porn features symmetrical balls and tits. This looks like a motorcycle coming at me - the perspective makes the front wheel look bigger.

Immanuel Rant ayon kay ...

When I saw that the comments were "all what you think," I expected a bunch of comments about climate change, honestly.

JIM ayon kay ...

Making Weather Maps Great Again. Is there anything Trump can't do?

Iman ayon kay ...

That weather pattern is the tits!

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