8 નવેમ્બર, 2024

"I'm not leaving anyway. This is my country. You leave."

63 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

narciso કહ્યું...

Go back to jail you swindler

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

I don't recall who Michael Cohen is, although he sounds like a New Yorker so I'll guess a vague-ish Trump tie. Does he deserve a Celebritney tag? (Honestly did think that was a tag)

Gusty Winds કહ્યું...

Bono said he'd drive a car off a cliff if Trump won. That'll be better than Evil Knievel jumping the Snake River Canyon.

FormerLawClerk કહ્યું...

I still don't get why Cher is not announcing her move to Canada.

And why did Kamala Harris and Joe Biden call Literally Hitler to congratulate him for his history victory in the last ever American election?

Shouldn't they be denouncing his Dictatorship?

FormerLawClerk કહ્યું...

He's about to.

doctrev કહ્યું...

And here I was worried he'd make aliyah before President Trump got back into office. Let's see how you do without the DoJ as your shield, scumbag.

Kate કહ્યું...

He went full retard. You should never go full retard.

FormerLawClerk કહ્યું...

He was Trump's bagman. He would pay off the women Trump was grabbing by the pussy when he was a private citizen. Those women would then take the money and keep quiet because they're all prostitutes.

But then Stormy Daniels (one of the hookers) got an attorney named Michael Avenetti. He is currently cooling his heels in federal prison for the next 10 years for trying to extort $25 million from Nike. Oh, yeah, he also stole the money he extorted from Trump for Daniels (about $300,000). She's now suing him.

Trump has a strong pimp hand. Not as strong as Doug Emhoff, but pretty strong.

Iman કહ્યું...

Jazz-handed Tampon Timmy Walz didn’t even beat Trump in his home county in Minnesota.

RideSpaceMountain કહ્યું...

"I'm smart! Not dumb...not like everybody says, but smart! I'm smart and I want respect!"

- Michael "Tough Guy" Cohen, He's smart

Peachy કહ્યું...

He promised to leave. What a pack of schniveling lying soros funded freaks.

they can't even keep their promises to leave.

paminwi કહ્યું...

Fabulous! Cohen deserves to be made fun of every chance he gives us!

MadTownGuy કહ્યું...

The Canadians don't want any American expats.
https://x.com/HebiMetalUro/status/1854050984244425072?t=ATK4ioOs00ZpcoUZft6bzg&s=19

MadTownGuy કહ્યું...

Former Trump lawyer who advised him how to label payments wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!

Wince કહ્યું...

What platform is Cohen using and Heavens to Betsy wouldn't you expect a button to push that will block that?

Lloyd W. Robertson કહ્યું...

Trump's hiring has often been almost unbelievably bad. Susie Wiles will no doubt introduce considerable order to this whole thing.

wild chicken કહ્યું...

wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!

11/8/24, 8:14 AM

No. He doesn't.

dreams કહ્યું...

Leave or stay, you're a loser.

Justabill કહ્યું...

I am not a cat.

Melissa કહ્યું...

He promised he’d leave and said he was getting a passport with a different name lol

Iman કહ્યું...

It’s Schadenboner Friday, people!!!

Jaq કહ્યું...

He probably tweeted that from those windy roads around Cap Ferret where "The Edge" lives.

Michael Fitzgerald કહ્યું...

Lol! That goomba is funny! Is that one of those New York ginnies who was in The Sopranos? No soup for you! Funny...

Daddy Binx કહ્યું...

How can we miss him if he won't go away?

planetgeo કહ્યું...

Speaking of Canada, why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place. Aren't they tired of having Generalissimo Trudeau seizing their bank accounts and forcing them to constantly say everything in two languages?

gilbar કહ્યું...

can we pass, a Simple Rule, that says:
IF you BRAG, that you will Leave the US *if* something happens..
THEN when that thing happens.. you HAVE TO leave
??

RCOCEAN II કહ્યું...

A convicted liar who got out of jail with minimum time served due to "connections". Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy. Trump sure can pick 'em!

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Cohen is a man of his …billable hours. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

AlbertAnonymous કહ્યું...

Who fucking cares about this guy?

s'opihjerdt કહ્યું...

When you get to the border, just yell "@$#&# Dudley Dooright! No person is illegal!" and they will let you past.

ron winkleheimer કહ્યું...

Yep, he hired Omarosa. What the hell was he thinking.

Yancey Ward કહ્યું...

Who is surprised to find that Michael Cohen lied once again?

Eva Marie કહ્યું...

That was hilarious. First laugh of the day. Thank you so much.
However I don’t understand how that was done. Was a viewer adding those images to his feed without Cohen having the ability to stop them? Or was that video AI? However it was done, just wonderful. And yes (sigh) in the US you have the freedom to say you’re going to leave the country and then not leave. It makes you look like an idiot - but hey, all freedoms have consequences.

Skeptical Voter કહ્યું...

Stick a fork in the turkey. And send him back to the graybar hotel where he belongs.

Louie the Looper કહ્યું...

Cohen can’t leave the country. It would violate his parole.

robother કહ્યું...

Sounds like a man who after finding no first world country that would give him a visa, then checked the terms of his parole, "changed his mind" about leaving the USA.

Krumhorn કહ્યું...

TikTok and X are fully of the wailings....and threats!..... of the lefties today. Libs of TikTok has some beauts.

The tolerant left is having a rough time.

- Krumhorn

NorthOfTheOneOhOne કહ્યું...

I just wish Elon Musk had invested $100K in buying up a big block of economy airline tickets, departing a month after the election, to various foreign cities so that when idiots like Cohen and Cher start threatening to leave he could just mail one out to them. Destination city would be dependent on how much of an asshole the recipient is. I know they wouldn't use them, but I bet it would just destroy their egos to have one show up in the mail.

Iman કહ્યું...

↖️Inga… has disappeared.

Time to publicize this on a milk carton?

Leland કહ્યું...

As God as my witness, I did not know turkeys could talk.

planetgeo કહ્યું...

Yes, Eva Marie, there are some communication apps ("Line" for example) that allow your friends to edit your appearance as you do your video calls. It's fun when it's your family or close friends. But as Cohen found out, it's savagely hilarious when it's by people who want to make you look even more like a fool.

Peachy કહ્યું...

She drank too much toxic Maddow Koolaid. Her head is still in the toilet.

One Fine Day કહ્યું...

"..why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place."

Eh, Americans tried that a few times, it never worked out. Better to leave them to themselves so they can sort out their own mess.

CrankyProfessor કહ્યું...

There's a demonstration of why to avoid THAT medium.

Mary Beth કહ્યું...

I wish I could upvote this. It still makes me laugh, just thinking about that video.

Tina Trent કહ્યું...

That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much.

PM કહ્યું...

Muy fonny.

Rabel કહ્યું...

How can anyone who follows all this not know who Michael Cohen is?

MadTownGuy કહ્યું...

I'm guessing that his statement belies his actions. Fleeing prosecution might be a good plan.

Rabel કહ્યું...

That's not Michael Cohen. That's Woody Allen. At least if you only listen to the audio.

MadTownGuy કહ્યું...

Now that's classic!

Rabel કહ્યું...

"Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy."

Get a fucking mirror, Dude.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent કહ્યું...

Some sliver of Trump's margin of victory is down to the fact that the Right have become skilled at trolling and the Left's hysteria has made them easy targets.

The video of the young men asking people with Harris yard signs to take illegal aliens into their homes is a classic of the genre

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/11/04/youtuber-kamala-harris-immigrants/

mccullough કહ્યું...

None of them are leaving. They are paid to lie and never shut up

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

One loses track of everyone at some point. I am most excellent at forgetting things!

KellyM કહ્યું...

ISWYDT (smirk)

Michael Fitzgerald કહ્યું...

Tina Trent
"That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much."
Should be wop, not wog. Autocorrect has its racial slurs confused.

Iman કહ્યું...

“You big dummy!”

—— Fred Sanford

Iman કહ્યું...

That would be an early Christmas gift for me. Can’t stand his singing, his music or his insufferable, self-reverential persona.

Only decent song they ever put out was teh one with BB King.

Iman કહ્યું...

IMHO

Eva Marie કહ્યું...

Thanks.

Joe Bar કહ્યું...

That was pretty damn funny.

Jim at કહ્યું...

The tolerant left is having a rough time.

Good. They deserve it.

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