Nobyembre 8, 2024

"I'm not leaving anyway. This is my country. You leave."

63 komento:

narciso ayon kay ...

Go back to jail you swindler

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

I don't recall who Michael Cohen is, although he sounds like a New Yorker so I'll guess a vague-ish Trump tie. Does he deserve a Celebritney tag? (Honestly did think that was a tag)

Gusty Winds ayon kay ...

Bono said he'd drive a car off a cliff if Trump won. That'll be better than Evil Knievel jumping the Snake River Canyon.

FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

I still don't get why Cher is not announcing her move to Canada.

And why did Kamala Harris and Joe Biden call Literally Hitler to congratulate him for his history victory in the last ever American election?

Shouldn't they be denouncing his Dictatorship?

FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

He's about to.

doctrev ayon kay ...

And here I was worried he'd make aliyah before President Trump got back into office. Let's see how you do without the DoJ as your shield, scumbag.

Kate ayon kay ...

He went full retard. You should never go full retard.

FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

He was Trump's bagman. He would pay off the women Trump was grabbing by the pussy when he was a private citizen. Those women would then take the money and keep quiet because they're all prostitutes.

But then Stormy Daniels (one of the hookers) got an attorney named Michael Avenetti. He is currently cooling his heels in federal prison for the next 10 years for trying to extort $25 million from Nike. Oh, yeah, he also stole the money he extorted from Trump for Daniels (about $300,000). She's now suing him.

Trump has a strong pimp hand. Not as strong as Doug Emhoff, but pretty strong.

Iman ayon kay ...

Jazz-handed Tampon Timmy Walz didn’t even beat Trump in his home county in Minnesota.

RideSpaceMountain ayon kay ...

"I'm smart! Not dumb...not like everybody says, but smart! I'm smart and I want respect!"

- Michael "Tough Guy" Cohen, He's smart

Peachy ayon kay ...

He promised to leave. What a pack of schniveling lying soros funded freaks.

they can't even keep their promises to leave.

paminwi ayon kay ...

Fabulous! Cohen deserves to be made fun of every chance he gives us!

MadTownGuy ayon kay ...

The Canadians don't want any American expats.
https://x.com/HebiMetalUro/status/1854050984244425072?t=ATK4ioOs00ZpcoUZft6bzg&s=19

MadTownGuy ayon kay ...

Former Trump lawyer who advised him how to label payments wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!

Wince ayon kay ...

What platform is Cohen using and Heavens to Betsy wouldn't you expect a button to push that will block that?

Lloyd W. Robertson ayon kay ...

Trump's hiring has often been almost unbelievably bad. Susie Wiles will no doubt introduce considerable order to this whole thing.

wild chicken ayon kay ...

wants to get out of Dodge. Quelle surprise!

11/8/24, 8:14 AM

No. He doesn't.

dreams ayon kay ...

Leave or stay, you're a loser.

Justabill ayon kay ...

I am not a cat.

Melissa ayon kay ...

He promised he’d leave and said he was getting a passport with a different name lol

Iman ayon kay ...

It’s Schadenboner Friday, people!!!

Jaq ayon kay ...

He probably tweeted that from those windy roads around Cap Ferret where "The Edge" lives.

Michael Fitzgerald ayon kay ...

Lol! That goomba is funny! Is that one of those New York ginnies who was in The Sopranos? No soup for you! Funny...

Daddy Binx ayon kay ...

How can we miss him if he won't go away?

planetgeo ayon kay ...

Speaking of Canada, why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place. Aren't they tired of having Generalissimo Trudeau seizing their bank accounts and forcing them to constantly say everything in two languages?

gilbar ayon kay ...

can we pass, a Simple Rule, that says:
IF you BRAG, that you will Leave the US *if* something happens..
THEN when that thing happens.. you HAVE TO leave
??

RCOCEAN II ayon kay ...

A convicted liar who got out of jail with minimum time served due to "connections". Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy. Trump sure can pick 'em!

Lem Vibe Bandit ayon kay ...

Cohen is a man of his …billable hours. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

AlbertAnonymous ayon kay ...

Who fucking cares about this guy?

s'opihjerdt ayon kay ...

When you get to the border, just yell "@$#&# Dudley Dooright! No person is illegal!" and they will let you past.

ron winkleheimer ayon kay ...

Yep, he hired Omarosa. What the hell was he thinking.

Yancey Ward ayon kay ...

Who is surprised to find that Michael Cohen lied once again?

Eva Marie ayon kay ...

That was hilarious. First laugh of the day. Thank you so much.
However I don’t understand how that was done. Was a viewer adding those images to his feed without Cohen having the ability to stop them? Or was that video AI? However it was done, just wonderful. And yes (sigh) in the US you have the freedom to say you’re going to leave the country and then not leave. It makes you look like an idiot - but hey, all freedoms have consequences.

Skeptical Voter ayon kay ...

Stick a fork in the turkey. And send him back to the graybar hotel where he belongs.

Louie the Looper ayon kay ...

Cohen can’t leave the country. It would violate his parole.

robother ayon kay ...

Sounds like a man who after finding no first world country that would give him a visa, then checked the terms of his parole, "changed his mind" about leaving the USA.

Krumhorn ayon kay ...

TikTok and X are fully of the wailings....and threats!..... of the lefties today. Libs of TikTok has some beauts.

The tolerant left is having a rough time.

- Krumhorn

NorthOfTheOneOhOne ayon kay ...

I just wish Elon Musk had invested $100K in buying up a big block of economy airline tickets, departing a month after the election, to various foreign cities so that when idiots like Cohen and Cher start threatening to leave he could just mail one out to them. Destination city would be dependent on how much of an asshole the recipient is. I know they wouldn't use them, but I bet it would just destroy their egos to have one show up in the mail.

Iman ayon kay ...

↖️Inga… has disappeared.

Time to publicize this on a milk carton?

Leland ayon kay ...

As God as my witness, I did not know turkeys could talk.

planetgeo ayon kay ...

Yes, Eva Marie, there are some communication apps ("Line" for example) that allow your friends to edit your appearance as you do your video calls. It's fun when it's your family or close friends. But as Cohen found out, it's savagely hilarious when it's by people who want to make you look even more like a fool.

Peachy ayon kay ...

She drank too much toxic Maddow Koolaid. Her head is still in the toilet.

One Fine Day ayon kay ...

"..why don't we just liberate them and annex the whole place."

Eh, Americans tried that a few times, it never worked out. Better to leave them to themselves so they can sort out their own mess.

CrankyProfessor ayon kay ...

There's a demonstration of why to avoid THAT medium.

Mary Beth ayon kay ...

I wish I could upvote this. It still makes me laugh, just thinking about that video.

Tina Trent ayon kay ...

That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much.

PM ayon kay ...

Muy fonny.

Rabel ayon kay ...

How can anyone who follows all this not know who Michael Cohen is?

MadTownGuy ayon kay ...

I'm guessing that his statement belies his actions. Fleeing prosecution might be a good plan.

Rabel ayon kay ...

That's not Michael Cohen. That's Woody Allen. At least if you only listen to the audio.

MadTownGuy ayon kay ...

Now that's classic!

Rabel ayon kay ...

"Obnoxious, stupid, and untrustworthy."

Get a fucking mirror, Dude.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent ayon kay ...

Some sliver of Trump's margin of victory is down to the fact that the Right have become skilled at trolling and the Left's hysteria has made them easy targets.

The video of the young men asking people with Harris yard signs to take illegal aliens into their homes is a classic of the genre

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/11/04/youtuber-kamala-harris-immigrants/

mccullough ayon kay ...

None of them are leaving. They are paid to lie and never shut up

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

One loses track of everyone at some point. I am most excellent at forgetting things!

KellyM ayon kay ...

ISWYDT (smirk)

Michael Fitzgerald ayon kay ...

Tina Trent
"That’s guinea, dago, wog, or jibone, thank you very much."
Should be wop, not wog. Autocorrect has its racial slurs confused.

Iman ayon kay ...

“You big dummy!”

—— Fred Sanford

Iman ayon kay ...

That would be an early Christmas gift for me. Can’t stand his singing, his music or his insufferable, self-reverential persona.

Only decent song they ever put out was teh one with BB King.

Iman ayon kay ...

IMHO

Eva Marie ayon kay ...

Thanks.

Joe Bar ayon kay ...

That was pretty damn funny.

Jim at ayon kay ...

The tolerant left is having a rough time.

Good. They deserve it.

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