Nobyembre 2, 2024

I don't answer the doorbell unless I know who it is and want to see them...

 ... but I really don't answer the doorbell today in Madison, Wisconsin — the Saturday before Election Day.

Maybe I need to make a little sign that says we've already voted.

63 komento:

Voice in the Wilderness ayon kay ...

Perhaps a good use of AI would be to replace all of the political mail, ads, texts, etc with something useful once you've voted. (early) Of course, with my luck, they would be replaced with My Pillow ads.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Obama's Witnesses

Voice in the Wilderness ayon kay ...

"Have you been transformed?"
asks the Obama's Witness

Kate ayon kay ...

I would make the sign. And I'd leave a bowl of uneaten Halloween candy as well.

Dave Begley ayon kay ...

We voted for Trump!

Jersey Fled ayon kay ...

My wife is a registered Democrat even though I converted her decades ago.

She enjoys getting Democrat election mailings, which she finds hilarious.

We get twice the door knockers.

Kate ayon kay ...

The sign says piss off. The candy gives a polite counterpoint.

Achilles ayon kay ...

I would have a sign that said No Soliciting: If you are close enough to read this you have 10 seconds to run before you are dowsed with boiling oil. No Tresspassing either.

Narr ayon kay ...

Obama's Witlesses.

Achilles ayon kay ...

Maybe I need to make a little sign that says we've already voted.

This will not work. Democrats vote multiple times and expect you to mail in more ballots.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

A sign that says, "Too late." and one of those little 'I voted' stickers.

FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

They don't trespass if you put up a Trump sign in your yard and point 9 guns right at their faces.

Mark ayon kay ...

Had someone with an iPad knock my door two weeks ago. 'Do you mind if I ask who you are voting for?' they ask, ready to enter my answer onto their map.

Why yes, yes I did mind.

The call a week ago on our land line from Marist I did take, though.

Bob Boyd ayon kay ...

Achilles makes a good point.
So how about a sign that says, "Too late." and ten of those little 'I voted' stickers.

Mark ayon kay ...
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FormerLawClerk ayon kay ...

Althouse is obliquely claiming she voted ... but did she? If you don't vote for President in order not to cancel out say .... Meade's vote for Trump ... then have you really voted already?

Jupiter ayon kay ...

Do kids trick-or-treat in your neighborhood?

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

I already told you I voted

Kakistocracy ayon kay ...

Scott Presler and Steve Bannon adopt the Democratic position that long lines to vote is voter suppression in Pennsylvania.

“Is this election interference? Voter suppression? How is a working class person supposed to go and wait 5+ hours in line to vote?” ~ Peter Navarro

The irony is too rich for a second serving.

There is only injury if it happens to their side, otherwise it's fine.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

"And I'd leave a bowl of uneaten Halloween candy as well."

As opposed to a bowl of eaten candy?

Mason G ayon kay ...

"As opposed to a bowl of eaten candy?"

You could leave that for Democrats. Based on their candidates, they've proven they'll swallow anything.

Original Mike ayon kay ...

I've been surprised to have fielded only one visit to my door this election season. A pair of democrats.

Me: "The Packer game is on".
Them: "May we talk to you about the election?"

Me(in my head): "Are you fucking nuts? Why do you think I just told you the Packer game is on!?!?"
Me(actually): "No."

Original Mike ayon kay ...

My wife and I have received those odious "We'll know if you voted" mailings and just now I received a text saying the same thing. I can't begin to express how much those offend me. Who the fuck do they think they are?

n.n ayon kay ...

Answer the door, Diversitist. Lets have a conversation, perhaps a debate. I've already voted. Never mind.

Bloc punctuated humor.

Maynard ayon kay ...

I already told you I voted.

I am looking forward to the day you tell us who you voted for.

Or the day you decline to tell us who you voted for.

Readering ayon kay ...

In my part of SoCal folks only ring doorbell for local contests.

Eric the Fruit Bat ayon kay ...

But if you don't answer the doorbell you'll never get to purchase Renewal By Andersen® replacement windows.

Jaq ayon kay ...

LOL: https://x.com/adamcarolla/status/1852105379280490834

Jaq ayon kay ...

I don't understand why that matters. What does it have to do with anything? Are you assuming that she is somehow publishing things that she doesn't believe if she voted differently than you expect?

My take is that she gives us her honest opinions here every day, and if she makes a mistake, it's an honest mistake. How she votes is irrelevant.

Lazarus ayon kay ...

Welcome to the Wonderful World of Anthrophobia.

It's a little lonely, but you get used to it.

mindnumbrobot ayon kay ...

I thought the GOTV campaigns were sophisticated enough to know who has and who hasn't voted. Has the professor's household not voted yet?

tcrosse ayon kay ...

It's none of my business how Althouse voted, nor is it any of hers (or anybody else's) how I did.

Oh Yea ayon kay ...

We have had a sign for a long time. They just ignore it. They always have some excuse why it doesn't apply to them.

I have installed a Ring doorbell so I can see who it is from my phone and just ignore if I want.

Yancey Ward ayon kay ...

Get a programmable doorbell that tells the person to call and make an appointment. Or, better yet, have one play this

whiskey ayon kay ...

I don't answer the door, but my little kids do. I also don't answer the phone and I block and report every text. It's horrible.

BG ayon kay ...

On that alone they need to lose.

BG ayon kay ...

We have a couple of cell phones dedicated to being hotspots for our computers. My cell phone and the hotspot ones have been getting texts for “Stephan” and other names…all but mine. They’re letting me know I haven’t registered at such and such an address, not mine. I also get texts that Kamala needs money. I’m wondering what kind of lists they’re using.

BG ayon kay ...
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who-knew ayon kay ...

I live in a blue city in Wisconsin and haven't had one phone call or door knock this election. I'm surprised at that because I've been told that the Democrats have a great ground game and I thought they would be doing their best to drive up the Appleton vote. I get a lot of texts (mostly from the Trump campaign but a lot from Kamala's, too) that I delete and report as junk.

BG ayon kay ...

My favorite part of “Robocop” was “You’re fired!”

n.n ayon kay ...

Progressive probing is evidence of potential cancel culture action. Perhaps even a Whitmer conspiracy or Pelosi-rrection scheme. Be very wary.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent ayon kay ...

Must be a swing state thing. I live in a Purple neighborhood in a Red town in a Blue state, and we’ve never had any kind of political door-to-door visit. Though I know the Donks ballot harvest in the more ignorant parts of an adjacent larger town in order to install a faux-moderate Congressperson.
I wonder how cost-effective that is though, in a time when any kind of door-to-door activity (other than trick-or-treating) seems weirdly intrusive.

rehajm ayon kay ...

here the wild animals keep them away. Bad for trick or treat, good for everything else...

Mary Beth ayon kay ...

A bowl of candy wrappers.

EAB ayon kay ...

Ahhh, memories of doing GOTV door-to-door in Lodi, NJ for a friend running for Congress. Hated it. My favorite was the guy in the tank undershirt telling me, “my wife takes care of all that.” Even though I live in WI, no one is doing that in my little town. Living in a high rise in NYC also spared me from that. When I lived in the suburbs in CA, I never answered the door. It was more duck and cover.

R C Belaire ayon kay ...

If I vote at the precinct, I never give a straight answer if asked about candidates/issues.

TickTock ayon kay ...

While I am intensely curious how our hostess voted, it's only in support of an effort to understand just how much she is trolling her readership; or, alternatively just how much cognitive dissonance she can tolerate. From her perspective, however, I believe it is smart not to reveal how she votes and to keep some of her thoughts to herself. My default position is to believe that she always provides her honest opinion. But with a law professor who presumably taught one or more generations of students how to view both sides of a question, there is always this nagging doubt.

Jaq ayon kay ...

"it's only in support of an effort to understand just how much she is trolling her readership"

Right. You are afraid that she is lying to her readers.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper ayon kay ...

similar to all Cretans are liars : why not say "I am an honest person so whom do you think I would vote for!!"

Peachy ayon kay ...

Exactly, Tim. Also - we all need to stop hounding the host. It's not cool.

Peachy ayon kay ...

I don't have a door bell. But - I do have a little kids toy/ Halloween door bell. A giant eyeball appears with a spooky deep voice. ... best part - I can only hear it if the window is cracked and I am in close proximity.
Oddly - this year the mail flyers were a minimum. Perhaps the money wasters figured it out.

Peachy ayon kay ...

I think it's good that she isn't saying. Who knows what corrupt gov entity is watching this site. (Like they watch everything - because the FBI is Soviet a-hole)

Maynard ayon kay ...

I live in a purple suburb of deep blue Tucson. We get tons of political mail, but no door knocks so far.

My wife is a life long registered Democrat who votes in person on Election Day. In 2022, she got a fair number of door knocks, but I (as usual) got none. She does get DNC phone calls and she tells them to leave her alone.

She was embarrassed to tell me she voted for Biden in 2020 and is even more embarrassed to tell me that she will vote for Kamala-lala-ding-dong this time.

It's a branding thing for her, along with a belief that the mainstream media is generally credible.

Greg The Class Traitor ayon kay ...

Any competent GotV operation would have pulled the voter file, determined that everyone in the house registered to vote had voted, and not bother you.

How much would we have to pay you to answer the door & find out who the idiots are? :-)

Lucien ayon kay ...

“In This House:
We celebrate Cruel Neutrality
Better than nothing is a high standard
We mock civility bullshit”.

hawkeyedjb ayon kay ...

I answered the doorbell a couple of days ago and was greeted by a very large black dude wearing a Trump shirt and a MAGA hat. The dog decided he was friendly. He asked if I had voted, and if not, did I know the location of my polling place. I assured him I had voted, my wife had voted, and the dog was still waiting for her ballot.

Narr ayon kay ...

We've had no door-knockers, nor, now that you mention it, many calls or mailouts. Even the Mississippi pests who thought I was registered there and badgered me for months seem to have fallen by the wayside.



tcrosse ayon kay ...

Even though I have voted, I still get plenty of campaign flyers in the mail. Too bad I don't have a fireplace.

Kirk Parker ayon kay ...

The sign could have a poem:

"You are standing
In interlocking fields of fire.
If you don't know what that means,
Press the doorbell to find out"

Dr.Bunkypotatohead ayon kay ...

You never know when it's someone coming for your squirrel.

John ayon kay ...

I, and my wife, both registered Republicans, had a nice lady in an Audi knock on our door. Wife was upstairs, so I talked to her. She asked me if I was planning to vote for Jon Tester. After telling her that I knew him -- true -- and hoping that that would be the end, she persisted and asked if I was voting for him. To which, when pressed, I said, "No. He was an asshole when I knew him, and he has not changed a bit." My only regret was not adding "Besides, I wouldn't vote for anyone who hadn't seen his dick without use of a mirror no matter what party." She didn't run into the rock retaining wall backing out, so I guess she had had similar responses in our neighborhood.

ALP ayon kay ...

I registered as independent when I moved to OR a few years ago - did the same in WA state. You don't get ANY mail or ANY door ringers as an independent.

john mosby ayon kay ...

Put a bowl on your porch full of mail-in ballots, with a sign that says “TAKE THREE.”

JSM

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