August 8, 2024

"[Chef Thomas Keller] inspired the chef Rob Rubba to display a plaque — 'always be knolling' — near the pass at his award-winning restaurant, Oyster Oyster..."

"... in Washington, D.C. The phrase, popular in the world of art and design, refers to arranging objects so they are parallel or at 90-degree angles. At Oyster Oyster, it’s meant to encourage chefs to organize their work spaces, and, by extension, their minds, 'like an opening yoga sequence or tuning a guitar,' Mr. Rubba said. 'As people in hospitality, we look to things to keep us inspired, to motivate us,' said William Bradley, the chef and director of the Michelin-starred San Diego restaurant Addison. Especially for a restaurant staff that is 'performing at the highest level.' After Addison earned its second star in 2021, Mr. Bradley huddled with his staff and agreed to install an engraved plaque in the kitchen with the Navy SEAL call and response, 'All in, all the time.'"

From "Live, Laugh, Lowboy: Fine Dining’s Love Affair With Inspirational Quotes/Sayings from Navy SEALs, furniture designers and Steve Martin are just a few examples of how restaurants use signs to motivate their staffs" (NYT).

It's funny to see these word wall signs presented as cool when hung by men in restaurant kitchens. For years, people have been mocking women who put up these signs in their homes. I can see from the article — not from my own TV habits — that the coolness has something to do with the show "The Bear" (the restaurant in that show has a sign that says "Every Second Counts").

Reminds me of: "I should get one of those signs that says 'One of these days I'm gonna get organizized...."/"... like those little signs they have in offices that say 'Thimk'":


"I know that Tom Sachs is where it proliferated," says Amy Auscherman, director of archives and brand heritage at MillerKnoll..... "It’s a point of pride to be able to say the company name is also a verb." While the blue-chip artist laid out the rules for knolling and championed the concept into the creative world, sculptor Andrew Kromelow originally invented it. Both men worked in Frank Gehry’s Santa Monica studio during the late 1980s; Kromelow was in charge of keeping the workshop tidy as a janitor and would feverishly organize so that workers could quickly and clearly see all the tools at once. At the time, the Gehry studio was constructing a bent-plywood chair for Knoll. The name stuck.

From the internal link:

HOW TO KNOLL

  1. Scan your environment for materials, tools, books, music, etc. which are not in use.
  2. Put away everything not in use. If you aren't sure, leave it out.
  3. Group all 'like' objects.
  4. Align or square all objects to either the surface they rest on, or the studio itself....
Sachs’ studio mantra was instituted - ABK - ‘Always Be Knolling', a riff on the salesmen’s ‘ABC - Always Be Closing’ recited by Alex Baldwin in the screen adaptation of David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. It is an exquisite subversion of the capitalist creed into a sense of creativity in the display of the tools of craft. It is a riposte to the real estate snake-oil sales culture in the form of a celebration of making and order.  

32 comments:

Jamie said...

I'll throw this out there knowing that it would be asking too much: it seems that when there is a second page of a post to click through to, the comment format goes back to normal in terms of readability on a mobile device (at least in an android; I haven't checked it on my husband's iPhone). It does lack the Reply feature.

My personal desire would be to lose that feature but have readability. It still does not return to the former comment BOX that was easy to scroll within, but retains the current comment LINE with an invisible box that doesn't permit scrolling (or easy proofreading).

Jamie said...

I don't mind the words on the wall. I do think it's interesting to see a SEALs mention in an article about upscale restaurants (I guess that's what this is? It's early...), as we're all being told that the Harris-Walz ticket is full of tough guys.

Quaestor said...

Any chance this "updated and improve" comments page can be replaced with the old reliable?

gspencer said...

My first college summer job was being a utility worker in a factory, meaning you worked wherever they needed someone. One sign, put up by the insurance company read, "Safety is no accident." Clever.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Words will only get you so far. To really motivate kitchen staff you need a picture of Anthony Bourdain hanging from a belt with his eyes bulging out like Luca Brasi.

Ann Althouse said...

Thanks, Jamie. Are you saying I should stop doing the page breaks? I do them to declutter the front page and give myself freedom to go on at some length, but I don't need to do them. I'll try taking out the page break and see what happens.

Ann Althouse said...

Didn't work

Howard said...

So it's just a fancy way of saying squared away

tcrosse said...

My grandma was a Knoll, from Germany. She pronounced the K

Political Junkie said...

Nice clip from Taxi Driver. Cybill's character was a D, and Bobby's character probably was a nonvoter, but if he voted now, he would be an R. Back then Bobby's character could have been D or R.

mgarbowski said...

The thing about reflexive anti-capitalist word salad is it can be applied to anything in any direction. In the quote, it is anti-capitalist to knoll; in a parallel universe (or perhaps "knolled universe"), the rigid organizational rules of knolling represent an embodiment of capitalist oppression and white supremacy.

Political Junkie said...

I enjoyed the 1st 2 seasons of The Bear. I think season 3 is out now. Jamie Lee Curtis as the main character's manic depressive mother was spooky crazy good. I did not realize it was Jamie Lee until about the 3rd episode.

Howard said...

People who put up Navy SEAL quotes and their workspaces are engaging in stolen valor. It's like the civilian pukes who go around saying semper Fi

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

I love to cook. In my kitchen I have a framed sign that says "In this house cat hair is considered a condiment." Hey forewarned is forearmed, right?

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

So many good lines one can draw from Glengarry Glen Ross, and they are so true if you've ever been around a serious sales organization for team meetings. "Second place is a set of steak knives and third place gets fired." (Might be a paraphrasing but it conveys the intent of the original.) Anyone ever notice how excellent Baldwin is at playing assholes? Really a modern master. Thought TBH he was excellent in Hunt for Red October too.

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

"Though" to be honest...

Tom T. said...

The Bear is aimed at a female audience. Same with the word signs and Marie Kondo techniques (bearing in mind that these kitchens are often either visible to the public or heavily publicized). They're trying to create a female romance-novel fantasy of the tough-guy restaurant kitchen.

Temujin said...

The comment section seems out of whack again today. Spread out, larger font, just hard to read at a glance, which I'm used to doing for years now. This could definitely use some knolling.

Ice Nine said...

These little aphoristic, "inspirational" signs in restaurants and other work-places are like books on how to raise your kids. Or, really, like the myriad "self-help" books that tell people how to freakin' live life.

Jesus, people, just go to work, do your job, do your best. Is it really more complicated than that? It never was for me as I proceeded through my 40yr career without such cornball fluff guiding me. Am I a freak?

AnotherJim said...

People who put up SEAL sayings are probably guilty of copyright crimes, now that the SEALS have become such a major brand.

rehajm said...

The mocking is usually the sayings are for women just being women. A professional kitchen is a coordinated team as intense, stressed and focused as any professional sport. They use the same tools…

Brian McKim and/or Traci Skene said...

Sitting on a Knoll. One of two classic, Fiberglas shell chairs that we trashpicked 20 years ago.

Marcus Bressler said...

As a chef, let me offer my two cents: "Inspirational" signs are horseshite. Kitchen staff get inspired by many things (leadership, co-workers who cover each other, no tolerance for the slackers, higher-level management that does not micromanage, affirmative criticism, appropriate pay and benefits, and more), but signs are not one of them. The only signs I would "allow" would be memes that mock servers who let food die in the pass, or the poster of Christopher W. on the walk-in door.

mikee said...

This post brings me joy. And I didn't have to lift a finger.

mikee said...

My son gave me a set of small coins with Stoic epigrams on them, meant to keep in one's pocket as reminders of sound thinking, and to give to friends in need of same. Nobody knows I have one in my pocket, it isn't on the wall. Often they sit in a pile of small change on my dresser rather than within reach during the day. But they remind me of sound thinking more often than I would have such thoughts without them around. A motto hanging on a wall is a bit much for an introvert like me. A pocket coin suffices. Often just the thought of a coin suffices.

MadTownGuy said...

My maternal grand-uncle, who lived near Nice until about a year before he passed, worked for Knoll International for a time. I inherited a couple things from him - a desk organizer and a "K" lapel pin.

Knoll's HQ is here in PA. I keep telling myself it would be good to go there just to see it - but we're working our way through a bunch of other places that are ahead of it on our list. Fallingwaters and the Flight 91 Memorial, in particular. We visited Huntingdon last weekend, and the Swigart Auto Museum, which is small but mighty. The original Tucker prototype is there!

Kate said...

Isn't "knolling" just another word for OCD?

PM said...

I confess to a 8'/4' pegboard in the garage to hang tools.

The rule of Lemnity said...

I want to do something like this knolling with the stuff people have left behind from my Uber gig, and photograph it.

rehajm said...

Elvis wouldn’t engage but I sure would

The rule of Lemnity said...

The idea is to arrange them inside a picture frame and maybe after photographing it, if it looks cool enough glue it in place to hang.

rastajenk said...

At the Logan (OH) Sasquatch Festival last weekend, there were a number of wood craftsmen-vendors, with carvings and signs...my favorite was "I Would Poop Here Again"