October 18, 2023

"There are calls to burn down your home, Mitch; to smuggle guns into DC, and to storm the Capitol."

"I hope that sufficient security plans are in place, but I am concerned that the instigator—the President—is the one who commands the reinforcements the DC and Capitol police might require."

Mitt Romney texted Mitch McConnell on January 2, 2020, quoted in "The Juiciest Revelations From Mitt Romney’s Tell-All Biography" (NY Magazine).

Romney wrote that he'd just heard "from Angus King, who said that he had spoken with a senior official at the Pentagon who reports that they are seeing very disturbing social media traffic regarding the protests planned on the 6th."

Another "revelation" from the book:
When Romney was elected to the Senate in 2018, he “settled” for a $2.4 million townhouse and had a decorator fix it up so his wife and sons would be comfortable when they visited....

Not too many other people visited him either. Here's a description of Mitt's lonely homelife: 

In the “dining room,” a 98-inch TV went up on the wall and a leather recliner landed in front of it. Romney, who didn’t have many real friends in Washington, ate dinner alone there most nights, watching Ted Lasso or Better Call Saul as he leafed through briefing materials. On the day of my first visit, he showed me his freezer, which was full of salmon fillets that had been given to him by Lisa Murkowski, the senator from Alaska. He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

This just makes me want to make a list of people who were famous for eating ketchup. The only one I could think of offhand was Nixon. With internet research, I only got: Patrick Mahomes and Ed Sheeran.

Anyway, Malcolm Gladwell wrote about ketchup in 2004: "The Ketchup Conundrum/Mustard now comes in dozens of varieties. Why has ketchup stayed the same?" Excerpt:

The story of World’s Best Ketchup cannot properly be told without a man from White Plains, New York, named Howard Moskowitz. Moskowitz is sixty, short and round, with graying hair and huge gold-rimmed glasses. When he talks, he favors the Socratic monologue—a series of questions that he poses to himself, then answers, punctuated by “ahhh” and much vigorous nodding. He is a lineal descendant of the legendary eighteenth-century Hasidic rabbi known as the Seer of Lublin. He keeps a parrot. At Harvard, he wrote his doctoral dissertation on psychophysics, and all the rooms on the ground floor of his food-testing and market-research business are named after famous psychophysicists. (“Have you ever heard of the name Rose Marie Pangborn? Ahhh. She was a professor at Davis. Very famous. This is the Pangborn kitchen.”) Moskowitz is a man of uncommon exuberance and persuasiveness: if he had been your freshman statistics professor, you would today be a statistician. “My favorite writer? Gibbon,” he burst out, when we met not long ago. He had just been holding forth on the subject of sodium solutions. “Right now I’m working my way through the Hales history of the Byzantine Empire. Holy shit! Everything is easy until you get to the Byzantine Empire. It’s impossible. One emperor is always killing the others, and everyone has five wives or three husbands. It’s very Byzantine.”

And so on...

124 comments:

Leland said...

Considering Trump offered those various "reinforcements" to the Capitol and DC prior to January 6th and Pelosi and DC Mayor turned him down; I'm failing to see the revelation here other than the complicity of the DoD, which seems to be coordinating January 6th activities with Congress while working around their Commander and Chief.

As I've said many times, a coup happened, just not the one that involves Trump leading it.

Gusty Winds said...

Mitt Romney oozes jealousy and envy of Donald Trump. They guy is a weirdo. That famous photo of him at dinner with Trump when he was trying to get appointed as Trump's Secretary of State is telling. He looks meek.

Calling Trump "The instigator" - He's lying. He didn't hear shit from intelligence sources because it was all a set up. If he did, then why was security lax, and cops holding the doors, ushering people in, and even giving the water buffalo shaman a guided tour.

Oh...and then there's Ray Epps...

Doesn't like Salmon???

Will Cate said...

Trump didn't cross your mind? Ketchup-on-steak... didn't we hear about that all throughout 2016?

Dogma and Pony Show said...

"This just makes me want to make a list of people who were famous for eating ketchup. The only one I could think of offhand was Nixon. "

I thought he was famous for being president.

James said...

I've spent my whole life trying to convince people that ketchup on macaroni and cheese is damn good. Nobody believes me except Pat Mahomes and 2/5 of the Kids in the Hall.

n.n said...

Misinformation, disinformation, malinformation used by Democrats, establishment, and press to market Capitol punishment, progressive civil rights violations, and conduct empathetic consensus manipulation.

Kate said...

A man with a $2.4m townhouse and a 98" TV didn't think to hire someone to cook him a meal? His lone chair in front of a dim glow, his meager dinner -- the scene only wants for Marley's entrance.

Birches said...

So it was a setup and they primed the GOP Inc. for the reaction they wanted. This is completely obvious. Mitt doesn't recognize he was manipulated.

Trump loves ketchup too.

Gusty Winds said...

Guns weren't smuggled into DC, and Mitch's house wasn't burned down.

Leland said...

Ketchup on salmon? On a hamburger bun? There is not enough ridicule of Romney.

Bob Boyd said...

Romney joins an exclusive club, authors who are the character in their own book that the reader would most like to slap.

Enigma said...

Tag: Global Mafia Government

If Mitt and Mitch knew, why didn't Pelosi act to tighten security? Why did they place so many informants/instigators in the crowd instead of erecting huge barricades and manning them with 5,000 people in uniform?

Jaq said...

So they declined National Guard protection due to their Trump Derangement Syndrome and distrust of the National Guard? First sounds likely, but the second does not, unless Romney was a useful idiot. An equally plausible scenario is that the Democrats wanted the demonstrations to get out of control in order to stop all inquiries into election irregularities right then and there and to delegitimize the Republicans. This kind of technique has been used all through history, a certain Austrian painter had spectacular success tuning his then liberal democracy into a one party state, for one example.

Which is more far fetched? The National Guard backing Trump in a coup, or the Democrats planting some violent agent provocateurs in a crowd, wearing MAGA gear they bought online, and seizing political advantage from the result?

robother said...

Ketchup on salmon can induce fever dreams, especially in swampy environs.

Narr said...

I put ketchup on scrambled eggs, and have converted a few others to the practice.

If I didn't know other Mormons, Romney would prejudice me against the lot.

Jeff said...

"Smuggling guns into DC?" What does that even mean? One doesn't smuggle things into a state (or district). You just carry them in legally -- unless they're already illegal weapons, but then smuggling doesn't apply.

wendybar said...

He lives in that alternate universe where everything he says is opposite of what really happened. Quite a few people living in that new progressive universe now.

robother said...

A 90 inch flat screen TV? (No wonder Candy Crowley loomed so large in his Presidential quest.) Should've subtitled the book "The Lonely Life of an American RINO."

Ann Althouse said...

“ Trump didn't cross your mind? Ketchup-on-steak... didn't we hear about that all throughout 2016?”

Actually, it did but I rejected it because I think he was famous for eating well done steak. I don’t think the ketchup on the steak was famous enough to make him famous for ketchup. Just my standard of fame.

Aggie said...

@Kate that was precisely my first thought as well. The spiritual parallels to Scrooge don't end there, either.

I can picture him mentally preparing just such a text to McConnell while laying plans to use it as a future quote, in a future memoir. That's our Inside-the-Beltway boy, right there.

Ketchup? Of course there is variety in ketchup! The best way to tell is a side-by-side. Try El Cheapo, the standard High-fructose Heinz, and the organic, no-High-fructose. Night and day, mate.

stlcdr said...

So, a story (sic) about threats against members of government as well as the capitol is not good enough for authorities to know about, but good enough to make a few bucks in a book deal?

Is this book found in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Static Ping said...

Yeah, the blurbs you provided do not reflect well on Romney. He comes across as a naive, pathetic, poor little rich boy. I can understand not fitting in with the Washington culture - that's probably a good thing given how corrupt and dysfunctional it is - but he should have been able to find some friends. Living alone is not good for the mental health.

It does explain much of why he has been such a disappointment. He seems barely functional outside of his comfort zone.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Gusty Winds said...

Mitt Romney oozes jealousy and envy of Donald Trump.

Based on the above excerpt; Mitch McConnell, too. I haven't heard about anyone wanting to burn Romney's house down.

Static Ping said...

For the record, I have had salmon burgers. They are pretty good, if done properly. I didn't put ketchup on it since I actually like salmon.

ga6 said...

He said that she said that they heard a rumor on the internet that maybe some time soon something will happen.

rcocean said...

Keep 'em coming. God how i despise Mitt Romney. "Oh, he heard from a guy who heard from a guy that Trump supporters are after you Mitch"

McConnell is on the fucking intelligence committee. Mitch was working with Pelosi on Captial Hill security. McConnell already knew that Trump's DoD had offered NG troops to Pelosi for Jan 6th and she refused. McConnell didn't need fucking Mitt Romney to "warn him".

And maybe all those "People on social media" threatening to "burn down McConnell's house" wer fakes. And just having fun. You know, like Romney did when he went on Twitter and posted under a fake name "Pierre De Lecto" and told reporterd not to go so hard on "Good guy Romney".

And the man sits around watching TV and eating junk food. And they make fun of Trump!

Jake said...

Ketchup is a kind of tomato sauce. There are more kinds of that than mustard.

mezzrow said...

Ah, 2004 was the year of conservative (or at least Republican) ketchup. Ketchup is a multi tasker. I wonder if that was Heinz's pride and joy he slathers on his salmon. Children of professional politicians seem to exchange some pretty stereotypical gifts, or maybe Mitt just needs for the world to know that he doesn't need many friends as long as he has the right ones.

Come on, Mitt. A hot pan, some butter, a few capers and a bit of lemon juice...

Do better.

rcocean said...

The time since Trump came down the esclalator in August 2015 has been a real learning experience. A lot of people have exposed themselves. A lot of masks have dropped.

And I've been shocked at how many of our political leaders are corrupt, unpatriotic clowns. Literally everything they do is driven by their selfish needs and desires. Their willingness to lie to the voters, and spout obvious propaganda points is disheartening and it makes me angry at they have zero respect for the traditions and norms of our political life.

They just don't give a fuck about us or the USA. Or the will of the people. Or the constiution. Its all just a big joke to them. I don't even think Romney believes Trump is a threat. He just hates him because Trump won and he lost.

rcocean said...

Keep 'em coming. God how i despise Mitt Romney. "Oh, he heard from a guy who heard from a guy that Trump supporters are after you Mitch"

McConnell is on the fucking intelligence committee. Mitch was working with Pelosi on Captial Hill security. McConnell already knew that Trump's DoD had offered NG troops to Pelosi for Jan 6th and she refused. McConnell didn't need fucking Mitt Romney to "warn him".

And maybe all those "People on social media" threatening to "burn down McConnell's house" wer fakes. And just having fun. You know, like Romney did when he went on Twitter and posted under a fake name "Pierre De Lecto" and told reporter not to go so hard on "Good guy Romney".

And the man sits around watching TV and eating junk food. And they make fun of Trump!

Skeptical Voter said...

There's a reason why sanctimonious Mittens didn't have many friends in Washington.

Yancey Ward said...

And yet, no guns showed up at the capitol except for those in the hands of Capitol Police, and Mitch's house was not targeted for arson, and all of this without the security Trump offered Pelosi days before January 6th. Does Mittens at any point admit that he was wrong about all of it?

Will Cate said...

"Just my standard of fame"

Ah, gotcha. For some reason I remembered the ketchup more, but it stands to reason he'd screw up the steak in multiple ways.

tommyesq said...

Watching TV while "leafing" through briefing papers? Ketchup on salmon, eaten on a hamburger bun? He practically is Trump!

Ralph L said...

I put ketchup on a Chick-Fil-A (no pickle), the first time I guess because it was on a bun. It doesn't need mayo, because there's enough grease already. Haven't had one in about 8 years, partly because ours are so crowded, but they're good that way.

You have to wonder why people choose to reveal their weirdness in books these days. Is it supposed to make them interesting or relatable or what, because I'm not seeing superior or virtuous?

Jupiter said...

"to smuggle guns into DC"

The Horror! Guns in DC!

Iman said...

Just go away, Mitt.

Jupiter said...

The really appalling thing to consider is that I actually voted for Mitt Romney for president. Shit, I even voted for John McCain for president. And George Bush!

See what the Democrats made do? I feel soiled.

Bob Boyd said...

Judging by that text message, Romney and Hillary think very much alike.

Kevin said...

He didn’t especially like salmon but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal.

This is how most Republicans thought about Mitt's Senate career before he voted to impeach.

Yancey Ward said...

On ketchup:

I only like it on french fries and onion rings and, as I have gotten older, I more often eat both without it. Other than that, I have no use for ketchup.

Free Manure While You Wait! said...

"Jake said...
Ketchup is a kind of tomato sauce. There are more kinds of that than mustard."

Would you bet your life on that?

https://mustardmuseum.com/

rcocean said...

I used to be a big ketchup fan. But as I've gotten older my tastes have changed. I dont even put in on french fries. It just seems odd tasting. If I want something tomatoey i use salsa or real tomatoes.

But if you like it, go for it. Have a friend who puts it on hot dogs. Ugh. but his choice, that's what it means to be an American. You can support Israel bombing gaza, hate doris day, and put Ketchup on Hot dogs. And no one can put you in Jail.

Even when you deserve it. God bless America.

rcocean said...

I used to be a big ketchup fan. But as I've gotten older my tastes have changed. I dont even put in on french fries. It just seems odd tasting. If I want something tomatoey i use salsa or real tomatoes.

But if you like it, go for it. Have a friend who puts it on hot dogs. Ugh. but his choice, that's what it means to be an American. You can support Israel bombing gaza, hate doris day, and put Ketchup on Hot dogs. And no one can put you in Jail.

Even when you deserve it. God bless America.

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Buckwheathikes said...

"Oh...and then there's Ray Epps."

Oh, do you mean the totally not a Fed insurrection instigator Ray Epps, who, despite totally not being a Fed, was the only J6 attacker not to be charged with any crimes (until 2 years later, settled out of court, misdemeanor whining or some other BS charge with no jail time, no fine, no restitution, and no community service.)

Then became the only J6 attacker who got a coveted appearance on 60 Minutes to let everyone know that he was just a regular old garden-variety insurrectionist ... not totally a Federal agent. Because that would mean he'd have to live the rest of his life looking over his very aging shoulder. And his wife would, too. He would have put her in severe danger just to cosplay a protester if he was totally a fed.

So, you know, Ray Epps is totally not a Benedict Arnold of the MAGA variety. He's totally not a fed. 60 Minutes told me so it must be true because 60 Minutes never lies on behalf of Democrats.

Buckwheathikes said...

"Oh...and then there's Ray Epps."

Oh, do you mean the totally not a Fed insurrection instigator Ray Epps, who, despite totally not being a Fed, was the only J6 attacker not to be charged with any crimes (until 2 years later, settled out of court, misdemeanor whining or some other BS charge with no jail time, no fine, no restitution, and no community service.)

Then became the only J6 attacker who got a coveted appearance on 60 Minutes to let everyone know that he was just a regular old garden-variety insurrectionist ... not totally a Federal agent. Because that would mean he'd have to live the rest of his life looking over his very aging shoulder. And his wife would, too. He would have put her in severe danger just to cosplay a protester if he was totally a fed.

So, you know, Ray Epps is totally not a Benedict Arnold of the MAGA variety. He's totally not a fed. 60 Minutes told me so it must be true because 60 Minutes never lies on behalf of Democrats.

R C Belaire said...

"I've spent my whole life trying to convince people that ketchup on macaroni and cheese is damn good. Nobody believes me except Pat Mahomes and 2/5 of the Kids in the Hall."

There is no better combination; taste is similar to meatless pizza but with a different texture.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

In corrupt democrat party court of law - hearsay is now conclusive evidence!

Burn the witch!

walter said...

" An equally plausible scenario is that the Democrats wanted the demonstrations to get out of control "
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"In the clip broadcast by CNN as the J6 Committee formed by Pelosi wraps up its hearings, Speaker Pelosi is briefed by staff that Secret Service "dissuaded" former President Donald Trump from traveling to the Capitol with his supporters because his detail did not have the "resources to protect him" on Capitol Hill.

Pelosi looks out her office windows and sees Trump supporters marching toward the Capitol and responds by saying she had "hope" that Trump would come to the Capitol. Then, definitely not performatively for the benefit of her daughter's documentary camera, Pelosi declares "I'm gonna punch him out" — that is, threatening to physically assault the then-President of the United States.

"This is my moment," Pelosi continued, taking what is a different tone on January 6th to what she's said since that day. "I've been waiting for this, for trespassing on the Capitol grounds," she added of a potential Trump visit to the Capitol. "I'm gonna punch him out and I'm gonna go to jail and I'm gonna be happy," Pelosi concludes in the clip. "
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/10/14/im-going-to-punch-him-out-pelosis-rant-against-trump-on-january-6-n2614539

Mason G said...

Romney wrote that he'd just heard "from Angus King, who said that he had spoken with a senior official at the Pentagon who reports that they are seeing very disturbing social media traffic regarding the protests planned on the 6th."

"My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Trump plotting an insurrection at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious."

Narayanan said...

A man with a $2.4m townhouse and a 98" TV didn't think to hire someone to cook him a meal? His lone chair in front of a dim glow, his meager dinner -- the scene only wants for Marley's entrance.
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was Mittens in his Mormon Robe regalia = underwear

scrooge = I usually seen in nightgown sleeping-cap etc

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

Even more evidence that the Deep State planned and executed the J6 fake riot. Boy they sure are getting a lot of mileage out of it despite all these Uniparty members like Mitt being aware that the authorities were aware "something would happen."

Funny I never heard him complain about a lack of preparedness for this event.

tim maguire said...

Isn't there anyone who can say something about Mitt Romney that doesn't make him look like a vacillating weenie? He's all in a panic because somebody said something on twitter? This clown thought he should be president?

Paul said...

"smuggle guns into DC"....

Huh? D.C. is an open city.. anyone can drive their car into D.C. with a gun (legal or illegality) and carry it in a bag or backpack... duh...

Hell you can 'smuggle a gun' into Texas to, right? Just, you know, drive or walk like the illegals do.

Narayanan said...

How Heinz uses a fake number to keep its brand timeless
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Mittens may be delusionally convicned about 57 varieties of heinz

MadisonMan said...

he'd just heard "from Angus King, who said that he had spoken with a senior official at the Pentagon who reports that they are seeing very disturbing social media traffic regarding the protests planned on the 6th
So -- no one had first-hand information.

mikeski said...

I wonder if that was Heinz's pride and joy he slathers on his salmon.

Heinz's pride & joy was being spread by John Effin' Kerry. For those who may have forgotten, her name is Teresa.

Left Bank of the Charles said...

“a list of people who were famous for eating ketchup”

Donald Trump is famous for splattering ketchup, just not for eating it.

I went to the Massachusetts State House Christmas Party one year when Mitt Romney was Governor. After performing his official role in the function, Mitt walked around the perimeter with a couple of aides, and then left without gong through the crowd to shake hands. Alone does not equal lonely. He’s an introvert, and likely enjoyed sitting alone in front of his wide screen TV eating salmon he didn’t have to pay for.

rehajm said...

Yes we all hate Mitt but there’s something that obligates the GOP to endow a John McCain chair and the position may NEVER be vacant. Mitt will go and a new one will take his place….

I rejected it because I think he was famous for eating well done steak

So the MIL’s significant other wants a well done steak. I once read a story of how Boston chefs handle the request. There were mostly ‘if it’s what the customer wants’ and a couple gag me with a spoons but the best answer was to view it as a chef challenge to create an enjoyable experience for the diner. I liked that…challenge accepted. So a reverse sear receives the best reviews and it’s the least obtrusive for the rest of us medium rares. Into the oven beforehand then join the rest, grilled to doneness acceptable to my eye (I’m good). So it gets to the table looking good…but the MIL has to sneak the ketchup to the table. Gag me with a spoon…

rehajm said...

Oh and I don’t think the text happened. Flat out lie a Mormon justifies as truthiness…

n.n said...

Whitmer conspiracy... speech without affirmative action, and establishment steering with an empathetic press

Dude1394 said...

Mean tweets!!!!

Dave Begley said...

Salsa is the new ketchup. It has outsold ketchup for years.

Sheridan said...

The people chosen for service on the International Space Station (ISS) are selected, I believe, on the basis of their technical expertise and also on their ability to coexist with people, in a very close environment for a very long time. If Mitt was on the ISS how long would it take before his fellow space travelers flushed him out the airlock? Minutes or days? I'm betting on the former.

~ Gordon Pasha said...

Heller was decided in 2008. No need to "smuggle" guns into DC, it was and is perfectly legal to have them.

Breezy said...

No one shared the threat info with the head of Capitol Police. They knew he’d prep for it.

Release the J6 tapes.

Michael K said...

Mittens seems to be playing for the other side, whatever side that is.

I am also ashamed that I not only voted for him but donate the max. Never again.

Texasyankee said...

According to a story in Jezebel, Jackie Kenndey riled many people in the White House by putting on ketchup on lots of things.

William said...

He was debating with himself whether to write about that weekend in Vegas with Marie Osmond when they were both young and foolish. He decided that no one would be interested in such tales. For his big reveal, he decided to write about putting ketchup on salmon burgers. He thought that's the kind of story Americans want to hear and that such a tell all would cause the book to fly off the shelves. He has a novelist's eye for the small, telling detail. Perhaps in a later volume he'll detail what condiments he uses with potatoes. You don't want to spill all the beans, so to speak, all at once.

William said...

He was debating with himself whether to write about that weekend in Vegas with Marie Osmond when they were both young and foolish. He decided that no one would be interested in such tales. For his big reveal, he decided to write about putting ketchup on salmon burgers. He thought that's the kind of story Americans want to hear and that such a tell all would cause the book to fly off the shelves. He has a novelist's eye for the small, telling detail. Perhaps in a later volume he'll detail what condiments he uses with potatoes. You don't want to spill all the beans, so to speak, all at once.

lamech said...

Regarding Mitt's message to McConnell ... Pelosi and McConnell were responsible for security of the Capitol. I see no evidence that either acted on available information to even have extra Capitol Police, e.g. no indication that Capitol Police shifts were kept on overtime AHEAD of January 6th. Who's decisions were behind that.
Capitol Police has and does send out warnings for a multitude of forthcoming protests, but not ahead of January 6, 2020.


Regarding Who is famous for eating ketchup? Dale Docack

11 seconds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkhI2lSSVU

Dr. Robert Doback: "That's enough ketchup, come on. Dale."
Dale Doback "I Like It!"

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Wait… tax payers are funding the military to read social media?

I read this post hours ago and it didn’t register until now.

The roles are mixed up IF this is true.

William said...

So that's the big reveal: Ketchup on salmon burgers. This book will fly off the shelves. Perhaps in a follow up book he can reveal what condiments he uses on potatoes. There are many dark and hidden facets to his character.

wendybar said...

There's an INSURRECTION happening now in the US Capitol. Where are the FBI and the Capitol Police. WHEN do they go to the DC gulag??

https://x.com/ChristopherS_DC/status/1714714402690097480?s=20

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

‘Ketchup on the steak’ sounded like something else … and then I remembered.

Lipstick on a pig.

#phraseassociation

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Talk about roles… is the military transitioning too?

NTTIAWWT, I suppose.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

It’s little wonder Israel was coughed with their pants down. The military is too busy reading twitter to pay attention to the enemies of our allies.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I gave up ketchup on account that I was suppressing the taste of the stuff I was eating by smothering it with ketchup. That is just dumb. There’s no other word for it. And I hate to use the word, hate.

JaimeRoberto said...

Only a barbarian would put ketchup on salmon. That said, there different kinds of salmon. The lowest quality is chum salmon, also known as dog salmon, because it's only suitable for dogs. Maybe Murkowski was trolling him and gave him chum, hence the need for ketchup.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Ketchup was a sponsor of the prairie home companion for years and I remember listening to the commercial and thinking it must be like an SNL skit . But it wasn’t. The sponsorship was real. I think. I’m still not really sure.

Mason G said...

"So the MIL’s significant other wants a well done steak. I once read a story of how Boston chefs handle the request."

The response reveals whether or not the chef is as good as he thinks he is since well done is not easy to do right. A good cook can handle it, an ordinary cook whines about the customer.

Mason G said...

"Heller was decided in 2008. No need to "smuggle" guns into DC, it was and is perfectly legal to have them."

And yet nobody (well, aside from the cops) at "The Insurrection" (worse than 9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Alamo and Hawaiian pizza combined) had one. Odd, don't you think?

farmgirl said...

January 2nd.
So…
Totally preventable, then.

Freeman Hunt said...

That bit about Mitt Romney staying in makes me like him even more.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Does Romanies tell all contain binders… binders full of women.

Fun times… fun times.

Narr said...

Ketchup is good for potatoes, onion rings, scrambled eggs, and some other things, but doesn't go on hot dogs or hamburgers.

In Yurp of course they often serve their pommes frites with something like mustardy-mayo, which I liked so much I sometimes eat mustard on fries.

Speaking of condiments, a friend's widow used a phrase I had not heard, but she claims is common: mustard is for boys, mayonnaise is for girls.

In the context of her FIL's (a man I knew pretty well) disappointment that his older son, one of my best friends, was so artistic.

Buckwheathikes said...

"There are calls to burn down your home, Mitch."

Boy, it's really easy to run a psyop against the entire Congress, isn't it.

Put a few feds in a crowd of protesters, get Not A Fed Ray Epps to rile everybody up. Gin up a fake insurrection. Then start moving Senators to their safe spaces by telling them the mob is here to burn down their houses.

Not a bad way to get some large funding increases for the Police State.

Buckwheathikes said...

"There are calls to burn down your home, Mitch."

Boy, it's really easy to run a psyop against the entire Congress, isn't it.

Put a few feds in a crowd of protesters, get Not A Fed Ray Epps to rile everybody up. Gin up a fake insurrection. Then start moving Senators to their safe spaces by telling them the mob is here to burn down their houses.

Not a bad way to get some large funding increases for the Police State.

Buckwheathikes said...

Did ya'll see the Squad and their co-conspirator terrorists take over the Capital today.

Why, that seems very insurrectiony.

I think we'll need some new cells in the gulags.

Just kidding.

Those are only there for Americans who protest.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

The problem with Romney is that he’s too decent to be president.

Douglas B. Levene said...

It’s a pity that Romney didn’t beat Obama in 2012. He would have been a far better president, and the country would have been spared much grief.

Rusty said...

Narr said...
"I put ketchup on scrambled eggs, and have converted a few others to the practice.

If I didn't know other Mormons, Romney would prejudice me against the lot."
(sigh) I knew there was something off about you. Scrambled eggs maybe get some tobasco sauce if they're especially dry. Otherwise just salt and pepper. Ketchup belongs on fries and hambergers. Period. Never even on well done steak. That's what A1 is for. I think Hopdoddy's Mother Nature burger and Five Guys are the only two places I've had burgers that didn't need ketchup.
Ketchup is an over used condiment.

Sheridan said...

My two young grand daughters love ketchup on nearly everything but most especially strawberries. I love them anyway.

Breezy said...

@Lem: “coughed with their pants down” LOL!!

Narayanan said...

Not single mention of tartar sauce!!??

lonejustice said...

Trump is famous for slathering ketchup on a $50 prime rib steak. Go figure. The only time I eat ketchup is on French Fries, not American Fries.

effinayright said...

Narr said...
Ketchup is good for potatoes, onion rings, scrambled eggs, and some other things, but doesn't go on hot dogs or hamburgers.
**********

Explain why ALL burger chains include ketchup as a default ingredient on their burgers.

And, perhaps you are unfamiliar with the term "De gustibus non est disputandum".

boatbuilder said...

Apparently Mormons don't go to cocktail parties. No wonder he's such a sourpuss. What's the good of being a Semator if you don't go to DC cocktail parties?

boatbuilder said...

Hordes of MAGA barbarians storming the Capitol to bring the nation to its knees!

And not one of them brought a gun. Because its against the law to have a gun in DC. And they followed the law.

Makes you wonder. What kind of law-abiding lawless barbarians were they?

Josephbleau said...

Mitt is a sick man.

wendybar said...

THIS Insurrection is "D"ifferent.

Joel Griffith
@joelgriffith

. @CapitolPolice allowing a
pro-Hamas riot inside the Capitol building. Just a reminder: Police cut off a youth group singing the national anthem in the rotunda just months ago. Hamas supporters welcomed; patriotic children, not so much.

Bob Boyd said...

It’s little wonder Israel was coughed with their pants down.

Yup. They shouldn't have turned their heads.

Christopher B said...

If ketchup winds up on my burger I don't mind but I long ago decided that real tomato slices were better for the flavor and moisture on burgers, hot dogs, or sandwiches. I find most ketchups way too sweet for even fries. Salt and pepper on them.

GRW3 said...

Which all leads back to why Nancy and the DC mayor refused to allow the National Guard to protect the Capitol, as recommended by Trump.

mikee said...

Romney is an idiot. Congress controls DC.

And my Slovakian grandfather used to put ketchup on his eggs, 60 some years ago. It is not a new thing.

Narr said...

I got yer gustibus rahcheer.

I don't know why all burger chains default to ketchup (and I don't think Burger King does, but I haven't had a chain burger in a decade or more, so am not sure of the state of the art).

When I was selling McBurgers in HS, they were dressed with mustard, ketchup, and onion flakes. I recall one customer loudly complaining that we didn't use mayo, and didn't even have any in the store. We all thought that was weird, but the guy was from New Jersey, so . . .

Drago said...

Left Bank of The Charles: "Donald Trump is famous for splattering ketchup, just not for eating it."

Oh.

Thats right. I had almost forgotten about that debunked lefty hoax re: food launched at walls. Basically another lie used as filler for another anti-Trump book launch.

Readers will recall this food tossing lie was pitched by Cassady Hutchinson, she of the easily debunked "OMG Trump grabbed the wheel of the Beast!" hoax/lie.

Left Bank really seems to bite hard on those easily debunked lies....

Narr said...

And pale dill-ish pickles, IIRC. Three per patty.

I never eat ketchup with steak, only with fried fish, hushpuppies, u.s.w. But I don't eat much of either, either.

Kirk Parker said...

Gordon Pasha,

That's not remotely what Heller says:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZS.html

MadTownGuy said...

Narr said...

"Ketchup is good for potatoes, onion rings, scrambled eggs, and some other things, but doesn't go on hot dogs or hamburgers.

In Yurp of course they often serve their pommes frites with something like mustardy-mayo, which I liked so much I sometimes eat mustard on fries.
"

I think you might have tasted 'bistro sauce.' A local coffee shop makes it with equal parts catsup, mustard and mayo. I like to change it up with BBQ sauce and Dijon in place of catsup and yellow mustard.

Shoeless Joe said...

“Mitt Romney texted Mitch McConnell on January 2, 2020, quoted in "The Juiciest Revelations From Mitt Romney’s Tell-All Biography" (NY Magazine).”

Is that date an actual quote from the book, or something added by Ann? I ask because the Jan 6 protests were in 2021, not 2020. Don’t know if I’m missing something here, but if the book’s author can’t even get the year correct why should we believe anything else he says?

Big Mike said...

In January 2017 Romney could have been making his second inaugural address. Instead he was hoping for (expecting?) a juicy cabinet post. Except he lacked the testicular fortitude to campaign hard against Obama. But now we know that instead of “Mitt” he should be called “Chickenshit” Romney.

Big Mike said...

but if the book’s author can’t even get the year correct why should we believe anything else he says?

@Shoeless Joe, you mean you’ve never heard of “close enough for government work”?

wendybar said...

Oprah begs to differ. WHICH one is lying to us?? You decide.

"Oprah Winfrey is pushing back on a claim made by Sen. Mitt Romney in a new biography.

A spokesperson for Winfrey tells The Hollywood Reporter that, despite a claim in a new book, Winfrey was never considering a run for president in 2020 and did not ask Romney to join her on a ticket.

“In November 2019, Ms. Winfrey called Senator Romney to encourage him to run on an Independent ticket,” the spokesperson says. “She was not calling to be part of the ticket and was never considering running herself.”"

wendybar said...

"When I was selling McBurgers in HS, they were dressed with mustard, ketchup, and onion flakes. I recall one customer loudly complaining that we didn't use mayo, and didn't even have any in the store. We all thought that was weird, but the guy was from New Jersey, so . . ."


10/18/23, 6:55 PM

Wendy's Single Cheese everything....has mayo, mustard, ketchup, tomatoes, and lettuce. Wendy's aren't just in New Jersey!!!

iowan2 said...

I'm telling the better half to stop buying powerball tickets.

Life of the insanely rich, looks to be absolutely terrible. It's like me on a business trip. All my expenses are on the company dime, but I'm in my room watching sports center(wife won't tolerate SC at home)
Why have all that cash to live a mind numbingly boring existence?

iowan2 said...

1. the fired Chief of Capitol Police has said he was not allowed by his bosses to prepare for Jan 6. Stop with the speculation. Facts are aplenty that Pelosi agitated the Jan 6 protest. This is no longer debate material.
2. Catsup. Who cares? Not my deal for my reasons. I think they are good reasons. My Experience after looking backward into life offers a few clues. My childhood friends that used catsup as a meal beverage, had mothers with iffy culinary skills. The meals at their houses were bland and tasteless. Catsup was prominent at all three meals.
3. Steak. See #2. My FIL only ate well done steak. He was WWII GI. I think mutton, and horse were common, if they had a mess hall. Early in our marriage we did the obligatory invite to our new home for a meal. Sunday Dinner. I had the local butcher calling me when he spied extra good Choice meat. He cut me some fillets for the meal. I did them all medium rare. I left the grill on, and explained if he could not eat it, it would take less than 5 minutes to get it to well. He loved, and never ate well done again. Another time on a business trip, the VP of operations ordered well done at the local steak house. It come out medium, with the explanation they dont do well done(so stated on the menu), he ate it, but I dont think he was a convert. But is was a T Bone, not a Fillet.

Food is all personal. I'm not a big fan of Mexican, because it all tastes the same, ie, all you taste is the seasonings. Me I'm a bit of a purist. I often choose vanilla ice cream. I like the flavor of vanilla.

iowan2 said...

"Ketchup is good for potatoes, onion rings, scrambled eggs, and some other things, but doesn't go on hot dogs or hamburgers.

Iowa is home to the Maid-Right franchise of loose meat sandwich fame. The local Maid Rite has been here about 70 years. Catsup is not in the building. Mustard yes, no to Catsup. A few years back the did a poll that lasted all summer about allowing catsup on the counter. I think the vote was yes, so I assume you can now partake at this one franchise.
On a side note, the franchise was given a grandfather exemption from the health code, because of how the meat is prepared.

Brian said...

Wait… tax payers are funding the military to read social media?

AI is reading Social Media. It's even better than funding people to do it, because then the people in charge can just tailor their results to fit the narrative. It came from the AI who are you to question it.

Boy, it's really easy to run a psyop against the entire Congress, isn't it.

Yep, you feed the inputs so you get the output you want.

Steve said...

I find it telling, that even his wife wouldn't stay with him.

Joe Bar said...

Why would anyone want to read anything by "Pierre Delecto?"

We're not sending our best and brightest to DC.

VanillaMan said...

MITT IS A MORMON
That means he feels special and different from mere Gentiles, like us. He was raised this way. Being separated from Gentiles is a Mormon lifestyle.
Also - Mitt, because he is a Mormon, has chosen to live a lifestyle he considers more godly than you or I. He wants to be that Eagle Boy Scout, and has been raised to think of himself as God's Chosen Eagle Boy Scout. Does anyone who thinks like this accept someone like Donald Trump? Of course not. Romney is appalled by Trump on a very personal basic level. Mitt sees Trump as living on an immoral level, but sees himself as being God's servant.

Eating alone is absolutely nothing new for a Mormon without family. They only hang with their families. Do they hang with other Mormons? Only when necessary. For worship, or Temple functions. Mormons constantly judge, and they don't want to be around other Mormons unless they are playing that Mormon role. Mormons live a lie, and have all secretly agreed to those lies. In reality, a Mormon does not want to be caught not in that role, because that would be immoral.

Zchief said...

French fries exist so I don't have to be embarrassed by eating ketchup from the bottle with a straw.