22 જૂન, 2023

"Wanted: Goat Checkers."

"Madison Parks is seeking volunteers to assist with daily goat checks. Goat checkers will ensure the goats and their area are in good condition, ideally each morning and after a storm."

17 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

John henry કહ્યું...

Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?

John lgb Henry

Kate કહ્યું...

A good comedic troupe could do a parody of a NSFW NiN song with the same syllabic rhythm.

Bill Crawford કહ્યું...

Um, John Henry, how do you know having sex with a goat is a *benefit*?

Original Mike કહ્યું...

"Oh, goat ! I thought the want ad called for goat chuckers."

Dan from Madison કહ્યું...

That sounds like fun actually. If/when I retire would be a great activity.

Rocco કહ્યું...

John henry said...
"Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?"

Goat CHECKER, John Henry, Goat CHECKER.

I suspect Themis Matsoukas would need that clearly spelled out for him, though.

gilbar કહ્યું...

John henry said...
Is goat sex one of the fringe benefits?

how ELSE could you "check their condition" ?

Temujin કહ્યું...

I'd like this. It would be a great addition to my busy retired guy schedule. If I lived in Madison.

Who wouldn't love to have added as a last item on their CV..."Goat Checker"?

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

...after a storm.
Wishful thinking at this point.

CLamp કહ્યું...

"But you check one goat..."

Ralph L કહ્યું...

Is there a shelf for hats?

Danno કહ્યું...

To think of the beyond outrageous property taxes you (Ann & cohorts) pay in Madison, I would think should cover the cost of paid help to cover this municipal budget item.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent કહ્યું...

I'd do that job. The side driveway of our office building borders the overgrown laydown yard of a tweaker muffler shop. A couple years ago they added a couple of goats to the yard. They're affable, and comic, animals who, despite their grim immediate surroundings, thrive on the food offerings and attention of the women in our building. Goat welfare isn't taken seriously enough.

mikee કહ્યું...

We had a strong thunderstorm last night here in Austin that moved a patio umbrella from back yard to front, and left lawn chair cushions in the neighbor's yard. After that, goats would be easy.

s'opihjerdt કહ્યું...

How about a nice game of goat chess?

No, let's play goat global thermonuclear war.

Expat(ish) કહ્યું...

I read that as "Goat Chuckers" and thought of dwarf bowling and then got very confused.

Paging Emily Litella.

-XC

Tina Trent કહ્યું...

My immediate neighbors are two fields of goats, an unhappy cow, and a water tower.

You check the goats after storms to make sure they're still there. It only takes one tree to knock down a fence.

They're better neighbors than people or roosters, even if they do pee on their own faces.

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