May 16, 2023

Thank you, everyone. I have received the men-in-shorts alert.

35 comments:

RideSpaceMountain said...

Boy oh boy will that guy be upset when he realizes he picked the wrong decade to stop smoking meth.

R C Belaire said...

Do I need to know who that guy is? Probably not.

n.n said...

Starlight, star bright, send the cute girl with a nice smile over tonight.

Oh Yea said...

Three pairs scheduled to be delivered tomorrow.

Ampersand said...

I must have met a number of Robert Smiths, but can't recall any. If my name were Robert Smith, I would feel pressure to make my self presentation a bit outside the norm. My name would have made me instantly forgettable.

Travis said...

Disintegration is the best album ever! Even so, it's no excuse for this.

Enigma said...

Robert Smith of The Cure.

Time hasn't been kind to Fat Bob:

https://www.petshopboys-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=12509&start=30

Back in 1984 when young, thin, and making cultural waves wearing red lipstick:

http://www.picturesofyou.us/photos/83-84/84-rs-book-photo.htm

Iman said...

We’ve been looking all over for Aunt Mildred… thank you!

Aggie said...

I didn't notice the shorts, but in all honesty I wouldn't let him park my truck.

wendybar said...

Is that Mitch in drag??

tommyesq said...

How long do you think it takes to get his hair to look like that? I would bet it takes considerably more time/effort than one might guess at first blush.

gspencer said...

To enhance the Whoa-factor, need many more visible tats along with some piercings.

Wince said...

In my experience, Robert Smith is a really nice person.

Even when he peed on the floor just before taking the stage, in the place David Lee Roth did the same years before.

Oddly, he's been a chick magnet for decades, and still is!

Ironically, that's less the case now for Diamond Dave.

Static Ping said...

Last I knew, the Rhino label specialized in reissues and greatest hits albums. They had an excellent reputation at producing greatest hits albums, typically with very good sound quality and track selection. I'm not sure that matters anymore in the world of digital music when you can just pick the songs you want.

KellyM said...

Well, to be honest, how many of us are still at our 1984 fighting weight. Nevertheless, the years have not been kind.

Narr said...

No idea who that is or why I should know, but the young lady is very easy on the eyes. Reminds me a bit of my wife, 50 years ago.



Wince said...

Have to click through, but he loves those oversized hightop shoes and sneakers.

They go really well with shorts.

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Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

True story - I used to have a raging crush on that guy.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

At one point, decades ago - he cut all that hair off and went crew cut. He was so adorable.
Not sure why he thinks the thinning rats nest is working.

The shorts? meh - it's the doo that needs ditching.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I’m going with the Cure’s frontman.

cubanbob said...

Must take a lot of money to have hair that looks that cheap.

BUMBLE BEE said...

He's a Prof. Irwin Corey Tribute.
https://images.ctfassets.net/23wh7e5ryr18/photo-26127/5b1300ce240681f3df568026644f5202/26127-26084-irwin-corey.jpg?fm=jpg&fl=progressive&w=900&q=50

Mr. D said...

He won’t say it if you won’t say it first, and that’s just as well.

Tom T. said...

What's in the display case behind them?

Charlie said...

That's a man??

Kevin Walsh said...

Friday, he's in love but Monday, he's in shorts.

George Leroy Tirebiter said...

As for what’s the current creepiest men-in-shorts activity, simply tune into a LIV Golf broadcast. I’ve tried watching a few times, but seeing guys I once rooted for in their PGA days now looking like dudes in a frat party match….ugh!!

Leland said...

There was a man in the photo... sorry distracted.

Jamie said...

Oy vey. Lots worse than Men In Shorts going on there.

Moondawggie said...

Dudes, it's all about coordination when it comes to fashion, and his hair definitely rocks the shorts.

All together now: We are not worthy!!!

hpudding said...

The guy who wrote Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me can wear what he wants.

It must be awkward having sex with a grown man if your eyes are not capable of bearing the sight of his legs.

Those songs remain as good as when we were in middle school. It’s interesting that some retain a middle schooler’s discomfort with sex and the human body.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

He was so adorable.
We can have each other for dinner, we can have each other with cream.

Bunkypotatohead said...

Bizzarro world version of Giuliani/Dunphy.

Rocco said...

Enigma said...
"Robert Smith of The Cure."

I never would have guessed. I guess battling Mecha-Streisand on South Park took a lot out of him.