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"People who publish novels can be generally sorted into furtive daydreamers and pragmatic careerists. Comey goes in the second camp."

"This is not an aspiration he’s held close, or for long. He dismissed it when his agents initially pitched him on co-writing a book with James Patterson, and when the editor of 'Saving Justice' (his second memoir, after 'A Higher Loyalty') suggested he might be good at writing fiction.... But writing fiction was 'something that I think was tickling the back of his brain,' said Comey’s wife, Patrice. 'It would come up every once in a while, and at some point I realized that maybe he’s taking this seriously.'... Comey’s novels — plural; he’s already finished the draft of a sequel — are a family affair: The heroine of 'Central Park West,' Nora Carleton, includes aspects of all his daughters but owes a particular debt to his eldest, Maurene, who like Nora is tall, in her early-to-mid-30s and a prosecutor in the Southern District of New York. Comey first thought of the protagonist as a younger version of himself but found it more fun to write using someone else as his inspiration — though the method has its hazards: 'The kids are a little creeped out,' he said. 'Well, "creeped out" is a strong word — it’s just that they know that they’ll be asked about it.' (Asked about it, the Comey children declined to be interviewed.)"

The wife goes on record about what she thinks tickles the back of Comey's brain, but the daughters don't want to talk about whatever it is that made their dad say he'd creeped them out.

Imagine your 60ish father writes a novel from the point of view of you, a woman in your 30s. He's going to portray your inner life, show you reacting emotionally. Does this character have sexual feelings? Dad!

Well! How do novelists get their material other than by looking around at the people they know best and imagining themselves inside their brain? Don't we want aging men taking on the mind of young women anymore? But don't worry too much about Comey. In the sorting of novelists into "furtive daydreamers and pragmatic careerists," Comey has been determined to belong in the pragmatic careerist camp.

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Charlie বলেছেন...

Why isn't this guy in prison? He almost single-handedly ground the nation's business to a halt for several years.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves বলেছেন...

I'd purchase a book by that creep when the ocean reaches the tip of the statue of liberty.

zipity বলেছেন...


Comey would have lots of time to write if he had paid for his treason with a long prison sentence.

hombre বলেছেন...

Fiction has been Comey's stock-in-trade for more than a decade. This should be right up his alley.

Temujin বলেছেন...

He's a criminal. A liar. A perjurer. I could care less what he writes or says about anything going forward. He's bullshit on two legs.

cassandra lite বলেছেন...

The only twist ending I'd like to see from Comey is his arrest, which the Durham report strongly suggests he deserves, even if Durham himself elided the issue by not even speaking to Comey.

Dave Begley বলেছেন...

This novel is all part of his grift. The publisher pays him a giant advance and sales never cover the advance. Just another way to pay off another loyal Dem soldier.

narciso বলেছেন...

mark judge thoroughly fileted this subtapper product,

you look at someone who probably as much as anyone, enabled the march 04 attack in madrid, who covered up for one of the worlds largest laundries, hsnbc along with other players from the global overworld

Owen বলেছেন...

Careful, Charlie. They're watching.

Michael K বলেছেন...

Comey got used to producing fiction when he ran the FBI. But I agree. He should be in prison. He could start a prisoner writing class.

ColoComment বলেছেন...

Comey lived the fiction; I don't need to read his attempts at writing it.

You want to read novels about the "dark" side of D.C.? Try fiction author Mike Lawson, and his protagonist, Joe DeMarco, the "fixer" for the Speaker of the House....

https://www.fantasticfiction.com/l/mike-lawson/

cf বলেছেন...

In Comey's day jobs of this last decade, he's demonstrated excellent fiction-concocting skills.

May he rot in his own Hell.

Gator বলেছেন...

Comey - his only positive attribute is that he is tall. Otherwise, he’d be a janitor and the country wouldn’t be in the pathetic condition it is in

Political Junkie বলেছেন...

My disgust for Comey is so great I would rather have Biden as president than Comey.

Philip বলেছেন...

His twist ending
The Durham Report

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

He dismissed it... when the editor of 'Saving Justice' (his second memoir, after 'A Higher Loyalty') suggested he might be good at writing fiction....

I wonder what made the editor of his memoir think he would be good at writing fiction? Had he maybe come across a couple of examples (or books) of fiction written by Comey?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

The Durham report is an indictment of this man. Knowing what we know now, it would be interesting to ask him, who or what exactly is the entity he owes a "higher loyalty".

mikee বলেছেন...

What Comey needed was a nickname, like "Deep Throat" Mark Felt, Deputy Director of the FBI, who ran the Watergate leaks to the press. A good nickname can take a lot of heat off you, for decades.

wendybar বলেছেন...

"James Comey is trying to master the twist ending."

He already did, when he let Hillary off for her REAL crimes, and set up Donald Trump instead.

Mountain Maven বলেছেন...

I wouldn't buy a book from him on principle

Rabel বলেছেন...

Furtive daydreamers, pragmatic careerists and, as of now, traitorous, lying nutjobs.

Rabel বলেছেন...

Here's a paragraph from the Times coverage of Trump firing Comey in 2017 and allegedly calling him a nut job:

"Many Democrats, and some Republicans, have said that the president may have tried to obstruct justice by firing Mr. Comey. The Justice Department’s newly appointed special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, was given the authority to investigate not only potential collusion, but also related allegations, which would include obstruction of justice."

Seems quaint post-Durham. The magnitude of Comey's crimes is historic.

n.n বলেছেন...

Comey-gate is the handmade tale of a man who dreamed of a soft coup and a career at ChatWaPo where democracy dies in darkness... demos-cracy is aborted at the twilight fringe.

Joe Smith বলেছেন...

Patterson is a literary whore...he'll co-write with anyone for a buck.

Comey should be in pound-me-in-the-ass prison...

Aggie বলেছেন...

I don't know if Comey should be in prison or not, but I have no respect for him as a supposed law enforcement professional. At the very least, he subverted his mission and dissembled to the Chief Executive, his boss, to pursue his own political ends. He has disgraced himself, and deserves no reward of either status, attention or wage.

rehajm বলেছেন...

If you didn’t know he was a doosh when he vigorously defended the integrity of the FBI when nobody was attacking them at the time…

Lloyd W. Robertson বলেছেন...

Let's go through the Trump haters one at a time: Buttigieg, Comey. How about Jimmy Clapper and Jackie Brennan, Irish mobsters who made it good in DC and were almost literally frothing at the mouth on TV out of hatred of Trump, Weissmann who ran the Mueller operation, Schiff, AOC, etc. How wise. How virtuous and brainy. Such human kindness. Such warmth. God I love them and envy them, both somehow. I want to kiss their feet and, I don't know, do things to them. Such loving people. They just want the whole world to be as loving as they are.

Drago বলেছেন...

Rabel: ""Many Democrats, and some Republicans, have said that the president may have tried to obstruct justice by firing Mr. Comey. The Justice Department’s newly appointed special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, was given the authority to investigate not only potential collusion, but also related allegations, which would include obstruction of justice."

It should be noted that at the time, many many many so called "conservatives" and "republicans" flatly stated that Trump firing Comey, and later Trump firing or disregarding Mueller, would be solid grounds for impeachment and removal.

So many "respectable" "honorable" "muh principles" conservative/republican types running around during those times enabling the coup plotters.

Political Junkie বলেছেন...

mikee - Comey nickname should be "Big Dick".

M Jordan বলেছেন...

Opening “en media res” paragraph:

“Sarah slid her 6-foot frame into the phone booth. She dialed the numbers from memory:666-6666. A click on the other end of the line then … Ka-boom! The phone booth was history but Sarah somehow escaped. She thought. For now, as she raced down 5th Boulevard a 270-pound man was on her tail, matching her stride for stride. “You sunuvabitch,” Sarah cried. “I thought I killed you.” Fraid not, Sarah C, fraid not ….”

[note: it gets worse]

TaeJohnDo বলেছেন...

If there is a scene in it where the poor girl recalls showering with her father when she was a child, we'll know he got that piece of non-fiction from his work buddy, the normal, totally honest and not at all creepy Brandon. No joke.

robother বলেছেন...

Comey can be "Deep Prostate." Another cancer on the Presidency, just as in Watergate. Except this time, the FBI had the Nixonian Hillary's backside.

Static Ping বলেছেন...

Is Hunter the illustrator?

narciso বলেছেন...

now it probably is more cringeworthy than valerie plame's fan fiction, there were two of those offerings

walter বলেছেন...

He's a real Renaissance man.
I look forward to his cooking show: Comey and get it!

sean বলেছেন...

Comey is a celeb with a ghostwriter. Since when are people like that treated as "authors"?

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

But will the millionaire Democrat bribed operative be rewarded with mega prices paid him for his “works” that actually have no value? We shall see.

MikeD বলেছেন...

The only twist ending I'd like see from Comey is at the end of a hangman's noose!

Iman বলেছেন...

“The wife goes on record about what she thinks tickles the back of Comey's brain, but the daughters don't want to talk about whatever it is that made their dad say he'd creeped them out.“

Well, as Comey is considered by tens of millions to be one of this country’s biggest conniving dickheads, one can well imagine what “tickles” that asshole’s brain.

donald বলেছেন...

If he can’t be prosecuted, a solid aneurysm would work.

Zach বলেছেন...

Huh, Bill Clinton also wrote a mystery with the "same" co-author (I believe Patterson's books are all ghostwritten).

Which brings us to the perennial game of "Find the Scam." Is co-authoring a ghostwritten book a way for a publisher to toss a few bucks to a political figure?

I take it for granted that all "children's books" written by political figures are 100% ghostwritten. I find it a little surprising that the next genre up is mysteries, though.

rcocean বলেছেন...

Isn't fiction a form of lying? We know Comey is good liar and well practiced. Maybe that skill will transfer over.

Bunkypotatohead বলেছেন...

"Imagine your 60ish father writes a novel from the point of view of you, a woman in your 30s. He's going to portray your inner life, show you reacting emotionally. Does this character have sexual feelings? Dad!"

He can help Biden with his memoir.

chuck বলেছেন...

$18.99 before taxes for the Kindle edition. D*mn, I might, just might, consider that for a favorite author, for an unknown like James Comey, no way. I expect the reviews will be entertaining, and they are free.

chickelit বলেছেন...

I’d buy this guy’s book like I’d buy Hunter Biden art.

Static Ping বলেছেন...

Given how much money is advanced to former and current politicians and the generally poor sales for most of those books, I do have to wonder what the angle is here. Are publishing houses intentionally losing money to pay off politicians? If so, why? Could this be a money laundering scheme? You would think that publishing companies are not that awash in cash that they can flush millions for nothing.

ColoComment বলেছেন...

It occurred to ma last night that Margaret Truman might have been the first, or among the first, politically-related people to attempt fiction, and mystery fiction at that.
I never read her work, but remember seeing several of her books on library shelves....

I daresay that her perspective on life in D.C. was likely quite different from Comey's.

Aha, here she is:
She wrote 30+ novels. No telling how successful she may have been....
https://www.goodreads.com/series/40428-capital-crimes

Mind your own business বলেছেন...

A traitorous seditious SOB. His book should be burned, preferably in the bookstores where it is displayed in bulk. That ought to discourage any booksellers from carrying it.

ColoComment বলেছেন...

*It occurred to ME last night...* Sheesh.

Harun বলেছেন...

"Durham himself elided the issue by not even speaking to Comey."

Remember, people could not agree to meet Durham, as he didn't have subpeona power.

Drago বলেছেন...

Harun: "Remember, people could not agree to meet Durham, as he didn't have subpeona power."

False.

Durham had subpoena powers.

But Durham clearly structured his "investgation" in a way that the FBI and DOJ and CIA et al had absolutely nothing to fear re: criminal charges.

Durham made sure to comnect the last few dots of the most comprehensive and corrupt political hoax in the history of the United States, but the protection of the institutions that perpetrated the hoax was clearly paramount.

Thus we once again have the "it was just a few bad apples" and "steps have taken to adress any remaining issues" DC Two-Step shuffle.