A recent incident had Sara Haines explaining, “It’s my glass. Every time I turn it like this.”
Joy Behar: “OK, let’s put that rumor to rest …. See that sound that you hear? That’s a cup, OK?”
Whoopi Goldberg: “Yes, because we get blamed for dropping gas when in fact it is a cup.”
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When you have to go on TV and explain I'm not a witch, you've already lost the battle. Better to just point at Whoopie and say, "Man...she does love those pork rinds!"
Farting beats most opinions coming from those harpies. And probably stinks less.
ugh. too many of your recent morning posts induce the gag reflex.
Haven't they had Swalwell on the show?
There’s a name for women who don’t fart. They’re called liars.
Each woman's gas diminishes me,
for I am involved in womankind.
Therefore, pass not the wind.
For whom the wind passes,
It passes for thee.
Class act, all around. Never watched, never will.
Whoopi gets blamed because she is, as another has described, a human bean bag chair.
No one gives a shit about intestinal gas. It's there. It's a byproduct of the normal metabolic processes of our normal and valuable gut flora. We all have it, and it must be passed lest we explode. The fact that Behar and Goldberg fear ridicule arising from the occasional fart grants us a frank and rather disgusting glimpse into the infantile recesses of their arrested mentalities.
As I said, no one with a modicum of maturity laughs at a View hostess squeezing off an ad-lib bleep or two. When Nature calls we must answer, even Nature denying gender fascists. It's mental flatulence that we deride with gusto and glee.
Joy Behar: See that sound that you hear?
Uh Joy...nevermind.
I would say gaseous windbags the lot of them but I've never actually watched anything more that excerpted clips. I'm sure there's an explosive methane joke somewhere in me but the 12 year old male that still resides close the surface isn't tossing a match into that bunch to find out..
From Goldberg’s Wikipedia page:
“She has stated that her stage forename ("Whoopi") was taken from a whoopee cushion: "When you're performing on stage, you never really have time to go into the bathroom and close the door. So if you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.' And that's where the name came from."
No woman must be made to feel bad about, or responsible for, anything, ever.
The farts come out of the top part, where the face is.
The issues arise when they dim the lights in the studio and pass out matches.
It's not gas-gas. h/t Whoopi
Although, it may have diversity connotations. OK.
What they really need is a dog.
So now if you hear that noise it's exactly what you think it is?
Safeties!
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Mao Zedong 1959 in speech to party conference
Also from this lovely, lovely man:
Don't make a fuss about a world war. At most, people die... Half the population wiped out - this happened quite a few times in Chinese history... It's best if half the population is left, next best one-third.
John Henry
How do you think the whoopi cushion got its name?!?!
It's not the coasters - I keep hearing fart sounds when their lips are moving.
The Pew
I get at least 2 gas passing passengers a week. I just had a young Asian girl this morning pass gas on the back seat.
I can control that… you know, hold it in. But apparently, holding it in is a rare supper power.
Speaking of whoopee cushions, I visualize the audience for that shit show as millions of welfare women sitting all day on broken down couches.
Stunningly frivolous conversation. Also inaccurate, because the one and only thing these people do on their show is..."drop gas."
I do despair of our civilization.
When are they having Barbra Streisand on as a guest?
Whoopi has become so enormously fat that there must be some sort of evil going on in that digestive system of hers...
The 'he who dealt it' rule should be your guide...
Their whole show stinks. The View is a toxic waste dump, for morons.
Rumor is Whoopie got the nickname as a young woman because she frequently farted, loudly, making her sound like a whoopie cusion.
They all got the Zacklies.
Why anybody in their RIGHT mind would watch this group of lying hate spewing ignorant women who are part of the ABC News Division is beyond me. They are ugly, inside and out. I don't care if they fart like Eric Swalwell did on live TV. They are pigs.
How is that going to help unless they put the coasters under their asses?
the spew
D.D. Driver: "How is that going to help unless they put the coasters under their asses?"
Heh.
Whats the decider have to say about the United States losing it status as the reserve currency of world, to China?
After we put to bed the fart mystery, maybe we can move on to Trumps too long ties?
Just want to say Zavier Ownasses is NOT going to click on the Bud Light/Dylan Mulvaney brew?ha!ha!thread. He is posting here because, well, to post there he would have to click on that thread, which he is not going to do.
But thinking about it, there are similarities between Bud Light and Dylan Mulvaney. Maybe a good match-up.
teh stench from the view
despite the desiccation
is making me clench
Okay, they didn't exactly rule out queefing, did they?
What they really need is a dog.
And...
So now if you hear that noise it's exactly what you think it is?
I love this commentariat.
Whose farts stink the worst?
"Drop gas ... "
My grandmother called it, "passing gas."
typingtalker said...
["Drop gas ... "]
"My grandmother called it, "passing gas."
In Pennsylvania-speak, 'leaving air.' Sounds much more innocuous. If you need to make a euphemism, go strong.
Someone is actually watching that show?
"Fart proudly," says Ben Franklin, and I agree with him.
Frequently.
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