14 માર્ચ, 2023

"[Jimmy Carter] asked me to do his eulogy – excuse me, I shouldn’t say that."

Blurted our President, Joe Biden, quoted at CNN.

He went on a bit longer: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

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Dave Begley કહ્યું...

The fuck! He's not even dead yet and Biden trying to secure sympathy points.

Why doesn't Biden do his fucking job? Thousands of invaders on the border right now.

Readering કહ્યું...

Wonder if Biden has asked anyone to deliver his eulogy. Obama?

wendybar કહ્યું...

The worst president ever, eulogizing the former worst president ever. Priceless. (At least Jimmy Carter seems like a nice guy, and not a pathological liar like Biden)

hanuman_prodigious_leaper કહ્યું...

FJB said ...
But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."
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and FJB thought to himself [and I am beneficiary of that breakthrough too}

Iman કહ્યું...

What could go wrong?

Owen કહ્યું...

“… But they found a way to keep [me] going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Interested Bystander કહ્યું...

OMG that bumbling old fool can't even let Jimmy Carter die in peace. He's got to fuck up everything he touches.

Wince કહ્યું...

I wouldn’t put it past this jerk to have arrogated this eulogy to himself. Sounds like he’s pushing the poor guy into the grave to make himself sound more magnanimous.

”it’s finally caught up with him. But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

So they have something in common they can talk about?

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Biden still can’t help but deliver the news of other people’s admiration for himself.

John Holland કહ્યું...

At this point, Fuckin' Joe and Jimmah! could do a mutual eulogy.

USA = Kingdom of the Crypt Keepers

~ Gordon Pasha કહ્યું...

For Carter,Mortuis nihil nisi bonum.

For Biden, Praeses periculosum est stultus

Butkus51 કહ્યું...

it would be funny if Carter gave ice cream joes eulogy

make it happen God

JAORE કહ્યું...

Carter asking Biden to do his eulogy makes sense. After all Joe did a bang up job with Lincoln's, FDR's and JFK's.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

Jimmy Carter anecdotes replacing corn pop.

BUMBLE BEE કહ્યું...

And I was round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment
of doubt and pain.

madAsHell કહ્યું...

This is what voter fraud looks like!!

Lurker21 કહ્યું...

Have we considered the possibility that "Joe Biden" may actually be an AI Deep Fake bot?

Or that an AI Deep Fake bot would do a better job as president?

The algorithm scans all the information on all topics and comes up with a way of making everything about Joe Biden.

BUMBLE BEE કહ્યું...

"Me Me Me Me Me"
Quoth Alfalfa

Maynard કહ્યું...

Biden's prefrontal lobes are shot.

Ignorance is Bliss કહ્યું...

I spent time with Jimmy Carter, and it’s finally caught up with him.

He's spent a lot of time with America, and it's catching up with us too.

Crazy World કહ્યું...

As noted above, I also would prefer carter does Biden’s eulogy.

Curious George કહ્યું...

Did Neil Kinnock ever do an eulogy?

veni vidi vici કહ્યું...

The sitting president always eulogizes a president who died on his watch. That's more Biden dumbness on parade.

The statement does support my theory that Carter's been dead on ice for at least a week, awaiting the next big misstep by team Biden so they can drop his passing into the news to divert from the next big negative news cycle.

Joe Smith કહ્યું...

One moron speaking on behalf of another.

Biden has an excuse; he's just a garden-variety mid-IQ dolt.

But Jimmy was an educated man whose brain still didn't work very well...

Big Mike કહ્યું...

But is any of it true? Or is bloviating Joe Biden fantasizing again?

Zavier Onasses કહ્યું...

Hey, yeah. He can work on it those long weekends at home in Delaware. Or those layovers on the road piloting the tractor-trailer, or between semesters at his University gig. If he is not distracted by those kids rubbing his leg to see the hairs stand up.

"But they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated, because they found a breakthrough."

Izzat Jimmy? Or Joe? Or both?

Big Mike કહ્યું...

Any list of the worst American presidents has to include both Johnsons, Carter, Buchanan, Hoover, Pierce, Nixon, Wilson, Obama, and Biden. Only two of these are Republicans.

Static Ping કહ્યું...

Biden will literally say anything if he thinks it will make him look better. With his senility, the only question is whether he is lying or he has no idea what the truth is. It might be a combination at this point.

It is hard to imagine a worse choice for president, yet here we are. Okay, Kamala Harris is actually a worse choice. That does not make me feel better.

rsbsail કહ્યું...

Biden is such an ass. I could see hanging out with Clinton, Bush, even Obama. But Biden is just a turd.

Yancey Ward કહ્યું...

I intend to go piss on Joe Biden's grave some day.

Peachy કહ્યું...

Yancey - I suspect there will be a long line of people.

Readering કહ્યું...

Will Biden Derangement Syndrome be an acceptable defense?

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