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Somehow the most depressingly dressed mannequin is the one somebody thought needed a sign telling you not to try on its clothes.

I wished I'd included more of the hat, but I don't think stores like you taking pictures, so I was sneaking this. The sign says "Display only/Please do not try on/Please see a team member for more details/We apologize for any inconvenience."

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Well, fine. But will you apologize for being so depressing? This is the saddest outfit I have ever seen, especially if you include the sign and the overall setting, replete with brown carpet and brown pillar. [And the mask!]

What sorry looking retail establishment was Althouse patronizing? Whole Foods.

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Original Mike म्हणाले...

"Well, fine. But will you apologize for being so depressing? This is the saddest outfit I have ever seen, especially if you include the sign, and the overall setting, replete with brown carpet and brown pillar."

Don't forget the mask.

Michael K म्हणाले...

If you go into Whole Foods you see lots of people dressed like that. Not exactly like that but similar old hippie styles.

Browndog म्हणाले...

The first thing that set me off was the mask. Purple hair right behind. Clothes and sign not even on my radar.

stunned म्हणाले...

Let's look on the good side, there is no "bulge."

rhhardin म्हणाले...

It looks okay to me. Not fashion obsessed like other women, is the message.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne म्हणाले...

I tend to think that if there's a sign up telling you not to do something it's probably because someone actually did it and it was a problem.

Although, I really can't see someone going to the trouble of taking the leggings off the mannequin to try them on, but you never know.

Ice Nine म्हणाले...

>Ann Althouse said...
I wished I'd included more of the hat, but I don't think stores like you taking pictures, so I was sneaking this.<

You kiddin' me?! I don't think I know anyone who wouldn't snap the photo they want even if they *knew* stores don't like your taking pictures.

Timorousness, thy name is Althouse.

Original Mike म्हणाले...

"Although, I really can't see someone going to the trouble of taking the leggings off the mannequin to try them on, but you never know."

Does Whole Foods even have dressing rooms?

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Skinny girls clothes can be found between bulk fiber, and reading glasses.

Meade म्हणाले...

I suspect it might be the Melissa&Dave toy “Let's Explore Hiking Play Set” the mannequin is wearing that we’re being asked not to try on.

Tomcc म्हणाले...

Meade: It's Melissa and Doug (coincidentally, they are neighbors of mine).
It's an odd characteristic of our society that signs are posted telling people not to do things that common sense should otherwise prevent. I saw a story this morning about a woman in Portland whose 98 y.o. husband died and left his body to science. His dissection was done in public with people paying $500 to attend.

Meade म्हणाले...

Tomcc—my apologies to Doug and Melinda. 😁

Yancey Ward म्हणाले...

Oh, boy- Howard's been shopping again!

Joe Smith म्हणाले...

At least the fake chick is thin, so she's got that going for her...

John henry म्हणाले...

I take pictures in stores all the time. Usually of packages in grocery and drug stores. Also hardware, autoparts and toy stores.

I have only been approached by an employee once as I was arranging different style of shampoo tubes and bottles.

She asked if I needed assistance, I told her I was just taking pictures and she said OK and left me to it.

John LGBTQBNY Henry

walter म्हणाले...

More foisting of unrealistic female body-isms or something!
AA,
What was the masking ratio there?

GrapeApe म्हणाले...

I worked in women’s RTW for a couple decades. My guess is they either aren’t trying to sell that hot mess or it’s a joke. You don’t go to Whole Paycheck to by clothes. Stick with Old Navy.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne म्हणाले...

Original Mike said...

Does Whole Foods even have dressing rooms?

Do you think that would really matter with the Whole Foods crowd?

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Does Whole Foods even have dressing rooms?

It's a lot like WalMart where they have a dressing room in EVERY aisle.

Jupiter म्हणाले...

"I don't think stores like you taking pictures, so I was sneaking this."

Interesting ethical problem. Stores can't "like" something, only people can. So, presumably, you mean the people running the store. Would you take a picture of one of those people, against your expectation of their desires? I suppose there are certainly situations that would warrant that. Of course, you could have asked permission. You could even have cooked up some lie about how you admire the display and want to include it in Yadda-yadda-yadda. But then, lying presents additional ethical problems. I often think it would be nice, really nice, to arrange my affairs so that I never lie to anybody. Or even avoid telling them something I know they would want to be aware of. Good luck with that!

tcrosse म्हणाले...

I would be tempted to try on the wig, especially if it's part of the hat.

Jupiter म्हणाले...

"At least the fake chick is thin, so she's got that going for her..."

Also, nice rack, for a skinny chick. But the purple hair ...

I can't speak for heterosexual males as a group, but I know I really can't turn it off. Show me a simulacrum, however vague, of a human female, and a part of my mind will get right to work deciding if she is attractive. In fact, I guess there must be a department in there that evaluates everything for its resemblance to a human female, before handing it on to the appropriate rating agency. This is why its so annoying when you can't tell the difference.

Eleanor म्हणाले...

Clothes to take the trash out in?

mikee म्हणाले...

I walked into a woodworking store today. Within 3 feet of the entrance was a stunning table made of a single slice of pecan, about 3' x 8', with natural edges on both sides, finished with a satin varnish that made the grain shimmer warmly and almost look alive. I reached out and touched the surface, quite automatically, just as my mind comprehended the tiny note perched on a small table centerpiece, "Do not touch the table."

Too late, I violated the note, and the table was touched by one more barbarian of a customer. I felt tricked by the store, by whoever placed this irresistable object so very much within reach of questing fingers, but with such a note demanding it not be touched. This was a nearly perfect example of the art of Dadaism, much like the painting with a stern "This is not a pipe," in French written below a pipe. Or the furry coffee cup.

Well, I enjoyed touching it. And even more, because as I did I was realizing someone wanted to stop me from doing so, and had failed.

And any shop that won't sell the shirt off a mannequin's back deserves ridicule. What are they worried about? Mannequin nipples exposed in public?

Leslie Graves म्हणाले...

Whoa. I would have guessed the Walmart in Dodgeville.

realestateacct म्हणाले...

People dressed like bag ladies in the 1970's too. Same reason, looking rich made you a target.

robother म्हणाले...

Subliminal cross-marketing the Apple Pan Dowdy in the bakery department.

Howard म्हणाले...

Dr. Bonners Jesus Soap behind the wo-manikin. Looks like Lavender-Hemp. Extra super groovy.

Mikey NTH म्हणाले...

I have never felt the need to take the clothes off of a mannequin to try on. What clientele does this store have?

Iman म्हणाले...

ATTENTION Whole Food shoppers!

FullMoon म्हणाले...

Carpet and drapes don't match?

lonejustice म्हणाले...

For a skinny chick, her boobs are well proportioned.

cassandra lite म्हणाले...

On the last four Southwest flights I've taken, this outfit would qualify as a June Cleaver shirtwaist with pearls and heels.

Clyde म्हणाले...

If you want fashion, try Whole Clothes instead of Whole Foods.

madAsHell म्हणाले...

Show me a simulacrum, however vague, of a human female, and a part of my mind will get right to work deciding if she is attractive.

That's what she wants you to do.

What's really sad?? Going to the expensive grocery store because you know they're going to have better looking females shopping.

Stephen म्हणाले...

(I'm retired and not worried about losing my job.) Give that girl a cheeseburger!

n.n म्हणाले...

Violet over burlap. Tres chic.

Freeman Hunt म्हणाले...

This looks like a Walmart four remodels back.

Beasts of England म्हणाले...

I like the purple hair. Complements the shabby chic outfit…

Laslo Spatula म्हणाले...

Some women need Thigh Gap illustrated to them.

I am Laslo.

Narr म्हणाले...

"Show me a simulacrum, however vague, of a human female . . ."

Really. Skinny, but a perky pair above. Don't care for the blue hair though.

"Going to the expensive grocery store because you know they're going to have better looking females shopping."

Or worse, going there because the mannikins are better looking.

Meade म्हणाले...

Barr is right—check your lookism, people!

Meade म्हणाले...

Narr not Barr. Sorry about that, Narr.

rhhardin म्हणाले...

In the mid 70s the mannequins had nipples.

Linda म्हणाले...

Why does a mannequin need a face mask?

Meade म्हणाले...

Even the man mannequins?

Narr म्हणाले...

S'alright, Meade.

Thigh Gap, yesss. Meditation on thighs. Strong, sturdy, American thighs.

Sorry, where were we?

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

Pantless women (birthing people ... bleeding people ... whatever ...) are not depressingly dressed for many (who self-identify as) men.

Maynard म्हणाले...

Why does a mannequin need a face mask?

To demonstrate obedience.

Ambrose म्हणाले...

The others made her wear the sign - mannequins are awful just like people.

farmgirl म्हणाले...

Men lol
A friend sent me a “cartoon” depicting the difference between a man’s brain and a woman’s. The woman’s brain had neat little sections labeled: shopping, cooking, kids… The man’s, you ask? It was moving!!! Looking closer- the entire brain was filled w/little naked outlin drawings of male&female bodies humping like rabbits and just as fast.

A work of art, it was.

I took a picture today, too. I don’t think I’ve ever done that. I agree w/Althouse on that. My pic was of a wine lane w/Snoopdog’s face on it.
19 Crimes/Cali-red in red w/a red line thru it. He looks like shit.

StephenFearby म्हणाले...

A way-better shopping experience, for various reasons.

Seems like there is only one of them:

Trader Joe's Locations In Madison, WI
1810 Monroe St
Madison, WI 53711

farmgirl म्हणाले...

Wine label…

FullMoon म्हणाले...

Mom smacked me upside the head for looking up the manniquins dress at Sears when I was six or seven

Not sure what I was looking for at that age.

Peter म्हणाले...

The Kamala look. She seems to have decided the *UPS-Brown* pants suit look is the go, despite much mocking….
Whole Food = Democrat = Brown. Coincidence ??

Scott Patton म्हणाले...

It would look good on Al Gore though.

J2 म्हणाले...

It breaks my heart that the photo crops out the hat.

J2 म्हणाले...

It breaks my heart that the photo crops out the hat/headwear.

Jamie म्हणाले...

Subliminal cross-marketing the Apple Pan Dowdy in the bakery department.


BRILLIANT. Every word works!

Craig Howard म्हणाले...

I have never felt the need to take the clothes off of a mannequin to try on. What clientele does this store have?

It's Whole Foods -- entitled I'd wager.

Severely Ltd. म्हणाले...

That's Antifa holiday attire!

RigelDog म्हणाले...

Ann, the fashion today is very much focused on outfits like this, and the word has gone out that clothes AND home decor must be beige upon off-white upon rusty-brown upon tan. Blech! One is permitted some muted green.