January 15, 2022

Remember when Biden cured cancer?

Relive the good times — replete with Bruce Springsteen soundtrack:

 

To be fair, we really have conquered cancer in the sense that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore.

53 comments:

Maynard said...

Yes. He is truly amazing.

He forced the Senate to pass Civil Rights legislation while working as a long haul truck driver and getting arrested for marching with MLK.

Leland said...

To be fair, we really have conquered cancer

You didn't build that cure.

CWJ said...

For me, his absurd claim is personal. But perhaps he or his handlers thought it wouldn't matter. We'd be dead by the next election, and therefore couldn't vote against him.

gilbar said...

he cured Cancer every bit as much as he stopped Covid

hombre said...

And a chateaubriand in every pot. Or was it a chicken?

gilbar said...

all politicians are lying sacks of sh*t
BUT
was there ever a politician that was even Half as full of sh*t as Jo Biden is?

DanTheMan said...

I don't remember when Biden cured cancer, but I have no doubt Joe Biden remembers it.
I wonder what he will remember tomorrow? Maybe when he won the Medal of Honor in Vietnam?

Milo Minderbinder said...

The Biden administration couldn't run a lemonade stand.

Biden does think he knows how to fix our unsecure election systems, however:

"It's about who gets to count the vote...." -- Biden (in 2022)
“It doesn't matter how many people vote, only who counts them.” -- Stalin

Drago said...

Biden's Earpiece has apparently also "conquered" Covid, which is why the feds announced on Jan 6, yes...Jan 6 (its just a "coincidence" conspiracy dudes! (Wink wink)) that henceforth there will be no more daily reporting of Covid deaths!

Huzzah! Victory!

Just in time for 2022 campaigning! What a terrific thing to happen for our democraticals!

gilbar said...

Here's the One Thing, that Joe Biden actually delivered
“the most extensive and inclusive VOTER FRAUD organization” in history.

gspencer said...

". . . that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for Cancer!' anymore."

No, I go straight to the Democrat Party.

What's emanating from your penumbra said...

Biden puts the 'less' in shameless politician.

Roger Sweeny said...

Yeah, I'm more worried about dementia. No, that's not a shot at Biden. Both my wife and mother-in-law died in mind before they died in body. It was horrible.

Wilbur said...

It's just a shameless, unserious claim. As I understand it, cancer is not just one disease but many, each with its own characteristics, risk factors, causes and treatments.

But they are The Science Party.

Ceciliahere said...

First he cured Cancer and then he destroyed Covid!!! Maybe he should hurry up and start working on dementia so he knows where he is and what he’s saying at the next press conference.

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wendybar said...

If people could blink their Trump hate out of their eyes, they could have seen all the lies that Joe was spewing were lies, just like most everything else he has spewed for 50 years. It's a joke, that this joke is the leader of the free world. The free world that is getting less and less free the longer people like him are in the government.

What's emanating from your penumbra said...

Wasn't there just a post about how satire is dead? Someone send this video to the Atlantic.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

To be fair, we really have conquered cancer in the sense that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore.

I do.

Chemo brain sucks, particularly when you have a job that requires thinking.

Bob Boyd said...

I get the feeling Biden said that on a dare. They got a big laugh out of it backstage later and he collected 10 bucks.

MadTownGuy said...

Cancer cures COVID.

Big Mike said...

To be fair, we really have conquered cancer in the sense that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore.

If you were the age you are and had a prostate you wouldn’t have written that sentence.

Bob Boyd said...

Cancer cures COVID

It's the other way around.
If you tested positive for Covid you won't have died of cancer.

Butkus51 said...

and the seas will recede

oh wait, that was the other anointed one

Joe Smith said...

'To be fair, we really have conquered cancer in the sense that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore.'

You do if you've had it and you think it might return.

You do if it almost killed your wife and it might return.

You do it it killed your mother and two of your best friends.

What cancer-free world do you live in?

Josephbleau said...

The next phase for Democrats will be “Trump is so evil, he made me vote for Beiden!”

D.D. Driver said...

Al Gore invented the internet. Obama healed the planet and made the oceans recede. Biden cured cancer.

That's pretty tough act for Buttigieg to follow.

Howard said...

Don't trust the new cancer treatments. They are being developed by the same corrupt lefty libtard elites who brought you the deadly mRNA vaccines. Praying to Jeebus is the only cure any self respecting red blooded patriotic American needs.

Skeptical Voter said...

Not being able to run things successfully seems to be a modern Democrat tradition or "skill set".

Milo Minderbinder notes that the Biden Administration couldn't run a lemonade stand.

The nation dodged a bullet in 2004 when it failed to elect Jean Fraud Kerry--who famously couldn't run a cookie shop in Boston.

Bilwick said...

Howard, if I prayed to Jeebus, would he cause all State-fellators such as yourself to stampede lemming-like (you guys already being a lot like lemmings) into the nearest sea? Or in land-locked areas into the nearest volcano?

Bilwick said...

gspencer: "No, I go straight to the Democratic Party."

As well you might--since it is now the party of statism, which has killed more people than cancer, AIDS and the Kung Flu combined.

rcocean said...

Facing down Corn-pop with his rusty razor was the hard part. once he got past that, cancer was a snap.

rcocean said...

I'll say this for Joey Biden. At least he never claimed to have been in Nam. Or a war hero.

rcocean said...

when we finally do conquer cancer, we can then die of something else. I call that progress.

DanTheMan said...

>>I'll say this for Joey Biden. At least he never claimed to have been in Nam. Or a war hero.

Yet.

Howard said...

Jeebus was the original progressive socialist.

LA_Bob said...

"Relive the good times..."

I remember that clip. And I remember thinking, that senile, lying old coot will never be president.

Yep, good times. Oh, well...

Mike (MJB Wolf) said...

He cured cancer in honor of his good son Beau. He’s selfless enough to tackle that task first. If he was self centered like Trump then of course he would have cured Alzheimer’s first. That’s what you Joe haters just don’t get about Joe. He’s a giver dammit.

Goldenpause said...

You do if you are being treated for incurable cancer and the only question is whether the treatment will keep you alive long enough for something also to kill you.

Whiskeybum said...

Remember when Joe won the MVP and the Super Bowl in the same year? After that, there was no challenge stayIng in the NFL, so he took up a career as a long-haul truck driver.

Paul said...

Remember when Biden felt up and pawed women and kids...

farmgirl said...

So much bullshit- and all the Liberals are clamouring for spoons…

Jim said...

"To be fair, we really have conquered cancer in the sense that when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore."

Ann, really? Your definition of conquering cancer is indistinguishable from *not* conquering cancer. Did you slip temporarily into an alternate universe on your run this morning?

Rabel said...

Does no one remember the "Cancer Moonshot?"

Joe can't cure cancer because he already has.

Also, someone tell Althouse that cancer jokes often don't go over well in mixed company. But it was a joke, not a trip to an alternate universe.

Do I have to explain it?

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Drago said...

Howard: "Jeebus was the original progressive socialist."

It's helpful when morons self-identify, but in this case it was wholly unnecessary.

DanTheMan said...

>>"Jeebus was the original progressive socialist."

The Gospel According to Howard: Matthew 22:15 - "Render unto Caesar everything you have, and let Caesar render back to you what he feels you deserve, deplorables."

Browndog said...

Yea, we go straight to small pox and polio to prove these Covid vaccines work.

amiright?

Lurker21 said...

The Springsteen song, "We Take Care of Our Own," was a nice touch.

Did Hunter suggest it?

I'm looking at the lyrics. I wonder if it's supposed to be ironic.

I been knocking on the door that holds the throne
I been looking for the map that leads me home
I been stumbling on good hearts turned to stone
The road of good intentions has gone dry as a bone

We take care of our own
We take care of our own
Wherever this flag's flown
We take care of our own


Yes, yes, we know, America is cold and uncaring, but is the Biden/Springsteen America really any less cold and uncaring? Isn't most of the compassion and caring just for show and part of the act?

We marvel over the transparent phoniness of Springsteen and Obama as "Mavericks," but Springsteen's phoniness seems more like Biden's. Playing the little guy, all the time. The guy they call the Boss singing about being down and out, and the guy who became the boss of us all by playing the average Joe.

The lines resonate even more after Afghanistan.

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

Howard,

Jeebus was the original progressive socialist.

He was not. He never even hinted that the way to fulfil your duty to God was to give generously to Government; He spoke instead of giving to one's fellow man. Socialism wasn't in it at all. How could it be?

I'm Not Sure said...

"when you think about what disease is really bothering you, you don't go straight for "Cancer!" anymore."

I could refer you to my friend who had surgery for colon cancer a couple of months ago, whose screening was put off for a year and a half due to the covid insanity. I'm pretty sure he'd disagree with your take on this.

Bilwick said...

The parable of the Good Samaritan (as retold in the Gospel According to Howard): "There was a man who was waylaid by highwaymen, beaten and stripped and robbed. And a Samaritan came upon the man, and said, 'Wait here.' And the Samaritan himself became a highwayman, waylaying and robbing others, and cutting the injured man in on the swag. . ."

Bilwick said...

I remembered the "We're gonna cure cancer" quote, but I wanted to re-listen just to make sure I remembered it correctly, Your link didn't work on my computer, so I went to YouTube and looked up "Biden cure cancer" and a link came up--only to CNN covering the story. Even the CNN reporter had to ask, "Should Biden be promising a cure for cancer???" The dumb DNC hack she addressed the question to responsed with, sure, that's what's inspiring about Dementia Joe! (I'm paraphrasing.) I'm not kidding. You can look it up.