Disyembre 21, 2021

When all else fails... get a puppy!

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander! What a Nazi he is!

53 komento:

Original Mike ayon kay ...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Temujin ayon kay ...

"Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!"

Hilarious. And correct. There would have been a cavalcade of breathless news reports talking as if they had the proof of Trump's actual Nazi leanings. How funny. And predictable. And tiresome.

I'm Not Sure ayon kay ...

Biden doesn't have any more interest in having a dog than Trump did. At least Trump was honest about it.

Zavier Onasses ayon kay ...

Already knew the Commander in Chief is a dog. No news there.

Ron Winkleheimer ayon kay ...

Instead they criticized him for not having a dog.

https://slate.com/technology/2019/10/donald-trump-and-dogs-whats-the-deal.html

gilbar ayon kay ...

isn't this, like Jo Biden's FOURTH dog?
doesn't he keep sending them to the pound, after they attack people?

Joe Smith ayon kay ...

The previous dog was euthanized and given to Obama just in time for Christmas dinner...

Rory ayon kay ...

I'm 62, and I have an old German Shepherd. I've already decided there are no puppies in my future, because I don't want to leave an old dog alone at the far end.

Wince ayon kay ...

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!

"Herr Kommandant."

Dave Begley ayon kay ...

People fall for this kind of stuff. The Left regularly comments about how Biden has empathy and how that is such a prized quality in a President. All the while, that fucking idiot Biden is allowing fentanyl to flood the country and kill Americans. Empathy my ass! Most people can't think straight; too emotional.

Peachy ayon kay ...

poor dog. He's a prop.

Ceciliahere ayon kay ...

Biden can get a whole kennel of puppies and he still will be the worst president. Now, he’ll also include a cat to appeal to all the feline lovers. What a loser!

mikee ayon kay ...

The name is an insider joke, indicating that even the dog is more in charge of things than poor old demented Joe.

Scot ayon kay ...

First rule for trainer: Kommandant must like ice cream!

Beasts of England ayon kay ...

Just like fellow Democrat Bull Connor!

Owen ayon kay ...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people? What makes anybody think that Commander will do better?

AlbertAnonymous ayon kay ...

Should have named him “Brandon”

Menahem Globus ayon kay ...

Hopefully he'll fare better than poor Buddy.

FWBuff ayon kay ...

That's exactly what I said to my wife when we saw this story last night on the news!

phantommut ayon kay ...

How long before conservatives start calling the dog "Commie?"

Peachy ayon kay ...

Yo puppy - go bite the crook's ass. Do it for the people!

wendybar ayon kay ...

Or as he is known to American citizens...COMMIE!!! How fitting.

Not Sure ayon kay ...

Apparently the focus groups thought he needed to butch up.

rcocean ayon kay ...

My what big ears you have, Grandma!

Lexington Green ayon kay ...

His nickname is Commie.

John henry ayon kay ...

Perhaps it is a reference to The Commander in The Story of O?

That would fit Brandon's supercreepy sexual predilections.

John LGBTQBNY Henry

Quaestor ayon kay ...

The banality of Resident Biden -- like, wow, man. Champ, Major (as in major hazard), now Commander. No originality, no humor, no thought.

Quaestor ayon kay ...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people?

I'd repeatedly bit and snap if naked Joe chased me.

DanTheMan ayon kay ...

Given that Biden and the left are turning us into a banana republic, I would have gone with "El Jefe"...

Left Bank of the Charles ayon kay ...

Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major.

Not Sure ayon kay ...

If he adds another dog 'n' names it Chief, I'll salute him.

Bilwick ayon kay ...

Since Dopey Joe is a big fan of the Command economy, the dog's name makes sense.

walter ayon kay ...

"Hunter" was taken.

Foose ayon kay ...

Maybe we can start calling Biden "The Handmaid," since the Commander is her master in Margaret Atwood's dystopian "Handmaid's Tale."

Lucien ayon kay ...

Staff told President Biden to employ a “wag the dog” strategy, so this is what he did.

Achilles ayon kay ...

Original Mike said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Joe Biden starts wars.

Then makes sure we lose them.

Nothing will unify the democrat base like the US losing a war.

Foose ayon kay ...
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Limited blogger ayon kay ...

Why is a 'German' Shepherd the national dog?

Why not an American Staffordshire Terrier?

exhelodrvr1 ayon kay ...

Commander is O-5, Major is O-4. So this is a promotion.

Rollo ayon kay ...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. -- Harry S Truman

Except he never actually said it.

That, or a quote very close to it, goes back to James Whitmore playing Truman in "Give 'Em Hell, Harry!"

I can't wait 20 years. I want to see the Biden film/play/miniseries now.

Of course, when they do make it, it will be a whitewash, like the Truman play.

Rory ayon kay ...

"What happened to the last dog: Major, I think?"

It seems Major is going to live with some other family now.

Rollo ayon kay ...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.


Either way, it's "wagging the dog."

And at least Biden's granddaughters may be safe if it's the dog he's showering with.

rcocean ayon kay ...

Hope he does better than Socks the cat. Or whatever Clinton called their prop Dog.

Wince ayon kay ...

Pure-bred German shepherds usually develop hip problems, don't they?

Drago ayon kay ...

Left Bank of the Charles: "Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major."

Astonishing insight.

Gunner ayon kay ...

Biden is like a parody of a wannabee tough guy 20th century man.

Anthony ayon kay ...

New dog is a higher rank - Major is O-4, Commander is O-5.

jim5301 ayon kay ...

Why the continuing obsession with Trump on this site? Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care.

joshbraid ayon kay ...

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-new-white-house-dog-to-be-named-karl-barx

madAsHell ayon kay ...

Commander??

At least we know who is in charge now.......

MayBee ayon kay ...

I think it's weird to rehome a dog and then get a puppy of the same. breed. Like, maybe that breed isn't right for you.

Drago ayon kay ...

jim5301: "Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care."

Spoken like a true "LLR".

And, of course, a moronic lie as the last 6 years have demonstrated conclusively and irrefutably.

Assistant Village Idiot ayon kay ...

Right on schedule. Checkers. Buddy.

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