২১ ডিসেম্বর, ২০২১

When all else fails... get a puppy!

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander! What a Nazi he is!

৫৪টি মন্তব্য:

Original Mike বলেছেন...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Temujin বলেছেন...

"Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!"

Hilarious. And correct. There would have been a cavalcade of breathless news reports talking as if they had the proof of Trump's actual Nazi leanings. How funny. And predictable. And tiresome.

I'm Not Sure বলেছেন...

Biden doesn't have any more interest in having a dog than Trump did. At least Trump was honest about it.

Hammond X. Gritzkofe বলেছেন...

Already knew the Commander in Chief is a dog. No news there.

Ron Winkleheimer বলেছেন...

Instead they criticized him for not having a dog.

https://slate.com/technology/2019/10/donald-trump-and-dogs-whats-the-deal.html

gilbar বলেছেন...

isn't this, like Jo Biden's FOURTH dog?
doesn't he keep sending them to the pound, after they attack people?

Joe Smith বলেছেন...

The previous dog was euthanized and given to Obama just in time for Christmas dinner...

Rory বলেছেন...

I'm 62, and I have an old German Shepherd. I've already decided there are no puppies in my future, because I don't want to leave an old dog alone at the far end.

Wince বলেছেন...

Imagine if Trump got a German shepherd and called it Commander? What a Nazi he is!

"Herr Kommandant."

Mr Wibble বলেছেন...

Major has gone to live on a farm.

Biden will be joining him shortly.

Dave Begley বলেছেন...

People fall for this kind of stuff. The Left regularly comments about how Biden has empathy and how that is such a prized quality in a President. All the while, that fucking idiot Biden is allowing fentanyl to flood the country and kill Americans. Empathy my ass! Most people can't think straight; too emotional.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves বলেছেন...

poor dog. He's a prop.

Ceciliahere বলেছেন...

Biden can get a whole kennel of puppies and he still will be the worst president. Now, he’ll also include a cat to appeal to all the feline lovers. What a loser!

mikee বলেছেন...

The name is an insider joke, indicating that even the dog is more in charge of things than poor old demented Joe.

Scot বলেছেন...

First rule for trainer: Kommandant must like ice cream!

Beasts of England বলেছেন...

Just like fellow Democrat Bull Connor!

Owen বলেছেন...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people? What makes anybody think that Commander will do better?

AlbertAnonymous বলেছেন...

Should have named him “Brandon”

Menahem Globus বলেছেন...

Hopefully he'll fare better than poor Buddy.

FWBuff বলেছেন...

That's exactly what I said to my wife when we saw this story last night on the news!

phantommut বলেছেন...

How long before conservatives start calling the dog "Commie?"

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves বলেছেন...

Yo puppy - go bite the crook's ass. Do it for the people!

wendybar বলেছেন...

Or as he is known to American citizens...COMMIE!!! How fitting.

Not Sure বলেছেন...

Apparently the focus groups thought he needed to butch up.

rcocean বলেছেন...

My what big ears you have, Grandma!

Lexington Green বলেছেন...

His nickname is Commie.

John henry বলেছেন...

Perhaps it is a reference to The Commander in The Story of O?

That would fit Brandon's supercreepy sexual predilections.

John LGBTQBNY Henry

Quaestor বলেছেন...

The banality of Resident Biden -- like, wow, man. Champ, Major (as in major hazard), now Commander. No originality, no humor, no thought.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

What happened to the last dog: Major, I think? Wasn't he banished for repeatedly biting (or snapping at) people?

I'd repeatedly bit and snap if naked Joe chased me.

DanTheMan বলেছেন...

Given that Biden and the left are turning us into a banana republic, I would have gone with "El Jefe"...

Left Bank of the Charles বলেছেন...

Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major.

Not Sure বলেছেন...

If he adds another dog 'n' names it Chief, I'll salute him.

Bilwick বলেছেন...

Since Dopey Joe is a big fan of the Command economy, the dog's name makes sense.

walter বলেছেন...

"Hunter" was taken.

Foose বলেছেন...

Maybe we can start calling Biden "The Handmaid," since the Commander is her master in Margaret Atwood's dystopian "Handmaid's Tale."

Lucien বলেছেন...

Staff told President Biden to employ a “wag the dog” strategy, so this is what he did.

Achilles বলেছেন...

Original Mike said...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.

Joe Biden starts wars.

Then makes sure we lose them.

Nothing will unify the democrat base like the US losing a war.

Foose বলেছেন...
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Limited blogger বলেছেন...

Why is a 'German' Shepherd the national dog?

Why not an American Staffordshire Terrier?

exhelodrvr1 বলেছেন...

Commander is O-5, Major is O-4. So this is a promotion.

Rollo বলেছেন...

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. -- Harry S Truman

Except he never actually said it.

That, or a quote very close to it, goes back to James Whitmore playing Truman in "Give 'Em Hell, Harry!"

I can't wait 20 years. I want to see the Biden film/play/miniseries now.

Of course, when they do make it, it will be a whitewash, like the Truman play.

Rory বলেছেন...

"What happened to the last dog: Major, I think?"

It seems Major is going to live with some other family now.

Rollo বলেছেন...

"When all else fails…get a puppy!"

Better than starting a war, I guess.


Either way, it's "wagging the dog."

And at least Biden's granddaughters may be safe if it's the dog he's showering with.

rcocean বলেছেন...

Hope he does better than Socks the cat. Or whatever Clinton called their prop Dog.

Wince বলেছেন...

Pure-bred German shepherds usually develop hip problems, don't they?

Drago বলেছেন...

Left Bank of the Charles: "Commander is an O-5 naval rank, one rank above the army and marine O-4 rank of Major."

Astonishing insight.

Gunner বলেছেন...

Biden is like a parody of a wannabee tough guy 20th century man.

Anthony বলেছেন...

New dog is a higher rank - Major is O-4, Commander is O-5.

jim5301 বলেছেন...

Why the continuing obsession with Trump on this site? Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care.

joshbraid বলেছেন...

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-new-white-house-dog-to-be-named-karl-barx

madAsHell বলেছেন...

Commander??

At least we know who is in charge now.......

MayBee বলেছেন...

I think it's weird to rehome a dog and then get a puppy of the same. breed. Like, maybe that breed isn't right for you.

Drago বলেছেন...

jim5301: "Trump of course hated dogs but if he did get a dog and if it were a German Shepard and if he did name it Commander, I don't think anyone would care."

Spoken like a true "LLR".

And, of course, a moronic lie as the last 6 years have demonstrated conclusively and irrefutably.

Assistant Village Idiot বলেছেন...

Right on schedule. Checkers. Buddy.