December 15, 2021

In case you want Rod Stewart's body for Christmas...

 ... I found this awfully charming and ridiculous:

@sirrodstewart

Thanks for showing us how it’s done! 🎄 🕺 💃🏻 #Christmas#FelizNavidad #FestiveFashion #ChristmasDecor #WinterOutfit @penny.lancaster0

♬ Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

32 comments:

Ann Althouse said...

The woman is Penny, Lady Stewart (born Penelope Claire Lancaster, 15 March 1971).

I haven't kept track of Rod Stewart's relationships.

Ann Althouse said...

She's 50. He's 76. She looks like she could pick him up and carry him around the house, and there's no reason she shouldn't.

tommyesq said...

I am more interested in who the woman in the painting is.

David Begley said...

She gives me a Reason to Believe!

Mr. Forward said...

Just before she went in for her interview
If we’re so beautiful and treasured, why is it that
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5),
Published by the American Psychiatric Association, no longer includes
Rod Stewart's body for Christmas?
In case you want a diagnosis
We're never touched
Spilled coffee on grimes dress

Earnest Prole said...

There was a time when it was common to see tiny grown men like Rod Stewart with their heads nearly as large as their tiny torsos. Famous mini-men were often caricatured in the media with drawings that featured an enormous head paired with a tiny vestigial body and legs dangling just under the chin. Today, not so much.

mezzrow said...

It would make a good stocking stuffer.

wendybar said...

I've seen Rod in concert at least 7 times. He put on one hell of a show. Definitely one of my favorite artists to see live. I'm happy that he seems very happy. Good for Rod!!

Quaestor said...

Looks like the coroner will want his body soon enough.

JRoberts said...

Actually, it looks like one of those JibJab cartoons...

Heartless Aztec said...

Stacy's Mom was cuter... The current Mrs Stewart doesn't look like she has it going on at all.

Robert Cook said...

I never got a sense previously of how short he is!

Heartless Aztec said...

With the video check to Rick Ocasek...
https://youtu.be/zSGjevDzBpk

AlbertAnonymous said...

Sir Rod Stewart?

Joe Smith said...

'Stacy's Mom was cuter... The current Mrs Stewart doesn't look like she has it going on at all.'

Ha!

The photo (or whatever) won't load for me...

Rollo said...

I wouldn't take delivery.

We don't know where it's been.

Or worse, we do.

WWIII Joe Biden, Husk-Puppet + America's Putin said...

Rod should have worn platforms, his hot young wife - flats.

Then everything would be right with the world.

Ann Althouse said...

"I never got a sense previously of how short he is!"

The internet says he's 5'10"... and she's 6'1"

ngtrains said...

I’d rather see his model railroad

jaydub said...

Interesting how two of our favorite lefties immediately jumped on the stature angle, mistakenly of course, just as they misinterpret most other things. Not sure what that says about lefties, but it smacks of insecurity. BTW, my SIL always calls him "The Rod," according to her for at least two reasons.

Howard said...

I'm forever poisoned by the Junior High School stories of Rod Stewart that would make Richard Gere blush.

Wilbur said...

I noticed many years ago how nearly everyone in show business - especially the males - is short and has a grossly oversized head. Especially those on TV.

My wife told me once how Rod Stewart tried to pick her up in a Ft. Lauderdale dance club some years ago. An interesting tale, to be sure.

MadisonMan said...

His recent appearance on Graham Norton was regrettable.

Deevs said...

"She looks like she could pick him up and carry him around the house, and there's no reason she shouldn't."

I'm hung up on that "no reason she shouldn't" bit, Althouse. I don't get it. Why would she ever want to do that? Would that be some kind of victory for her?

Hmm, actually, I would be impressed if she did it wearing those high heels.

SteveWe said...

Note that Lady Stewart is wearing heels.

Achilles said...

Cool video. Energy and presence.

farmgirl said...

It’s a fine sight to see- I watched it x3… she has legs that don’t quit. It is nice to watch people who have fun together.

madAsHell said...

I never got a sense previously of how short he is!

No kidding, but didn't he start in a band called the "SMALL faces"??

Bill Peschel said...

Nice to see stupid stuff happening again. Seriously.

Ryan said...

"She looks like she could pick him up and carry him around the house, and there's no reason she shouldn't."

R. Crumb sends his regards.

Earnest Prole said...

The internet says he's 5'10"

Sure.

Mikey NTH said...

You should look up Rod Stewart's model railroad. It is fabulous.