November 16, 2021

Just once...

Posted by Ann Althouse at 2:05 PM
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15 comments:

Wince said...

Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?

11/16/21, 2:10 PM
Narr said...

"You may already be a weiner!"

11/16/21, 2:31 PM
Big Mike said...

On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.

11/16/21, 2:46 PM
tcrosse said...

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

11/16/21, 3:03 PM
rhhardin said...

Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."

A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.

11/16/21, 3:32 PM
Gahrie said...

I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.

Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.

11/16/21, 3:34 PM
Quaestor said...

With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.

Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.

11/16/21, 3:52 PM
Jaq said...

Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"

11/16/21, 4:08 PM
Maynard said...

is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?

11/16/21, 5:36 PM
Joe Smith said...

Middle name is Diggity...

11/16/21, 5:37 PM
Jamie said...

Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!

11/16/21, 6:00 PM
Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

tcrosse,

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.

11/16/21, 6:20 PM
Scot said...

Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.

11/16/21, 6:27 PM
mezzrow said...

shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."

11/17/21, 5:09 AM
rcocean said...

Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.

11/17/21, 9:17 AM

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