16 નવેમ્બર, 2021

Just once...

15 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Wince કહ્યું...

Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?

Narr કહ્યું...

"You may already be a weiner!"

Big Mike કહ્યું...

On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.

tcrosse કહ્યું...

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."

A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.

Gahrie કહ્યું...

I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.

Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.

Quaestor કહ્યું...

With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.

Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.

Jaq કહ્યું...

Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"

Maynard કહ્યું...

is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?

Joe Smith કહ્યું...

Middle name is Diggity...

Jamie કહ્યું...

Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!

Michelle Dulak Thomson કહ્યું...

tcrosse,

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.

Scot કહ્યું...

Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.

mezzrow કહ્યું...

shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."

rcocean કહ્યું...

Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.

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