September 13, 2021

Separated at birth?

21 comments:

Chuck said...

Live long and prosper, Meadehouse.

gahrie said...

I've always thought of him as Dr. Evil myself.

Look I hate on Bezos as much as anybody. But have a little compassion. How would you like to live with the realization that you are doomed to spend eternity being unfavorably compared to Musk?

You have to remember, in a world in which Musk does not exist, Bezos would seem like a visionary hero and innovator.

Joe Smith said...

If you're thinking physical similarities, then not even close...the cult guy looks more like Biden...

For all of his 'genius,' Musk is kicking his ass in everything except net worth.

robother said...

It's all fun and games until Ann starts promoting today's Amazon daily special on black Nikes.

wild chicken said...

Goes to show you. He's as rich as Croesus, but can't do anything about--that.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Didn't all the Heaven's Gate members do tech support to fund the group?


You may be on to something, Althouse.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Big difference between Bezos and Applewhite. Bezos would not have killed himself. He just would have sold his cult members the shoes and plastic bags.

madAsHell said...

From the Marshall Applewhite wiki page.....

They told their followers that they would be visited by extraterrestrials who would provide them with new bodies.

Why be so surprised?? It's all been pre-ordained.

Vance said...

Bezos has the misfortune of having ticked off the labor side, what's left of it, in the Democrat party.

So he really has no friends aside from the ones his money buys. And we saw how well that worked for Bloomberg. Didn't Chuck here come out strong for Bloomberg for a while? Not actually sure I remember on that one.

Josephbleau said...

A little known fact, Bezos’s father was the artists model for Edvard Munch when he painted The Scream.

Static Ping said...

I would think Lex Luthor would be the better "separated at birth" option for Bezos. That would make Elon Musk his Superman, which seems both wrong and totally appropriate at the same time.

Yancey Ward said...

Dr. Evil is what I think of, too, when I see Bezos these days. He needs a Mini Me.

Lurker21 said...

They do look alike. But Applewhite could be any old White bald guy. The picture of Bezos makes him look like Nosferatu or some alien. That could be why he wants to go back to space.

Narr said...

Jeff B phone home, Jeff B phone home!

Kevin said...

Why do you think Bezos is trying so hard to get into space?

Clyde said...

I agree with Gahrie: Dr. Evil, or perhaps the guy mismanaging DHS, Mayorkas, who definitely looks like a villain from central casting.

gadfly said...

Doesn't the Heavens Gate cult advocate no separation at death since ascent to the Holy Place no longer requires death? So no more death must mean no new births - else earthly existence would get a bit crowded after a while.

OMG, that really complicates a woman's right to indiscriminately abort babies. Perhaps the King of Amazon should consult with the Saudi Clown Prince.

wendybar said...

That Heavens gate guy has AOC eyes (Nancy eyes, Shifty Schiff eyes, do all crazy Democrats have bug eyes??)

RBE said...

S. R. Hadden "Wanna take a ride?"

Achilles said...

Jaw lines are different at skeletal level. Eyebrow bone structure is completely off and this shows in eyebrow ridge hair. Eye set different. Triangle between cheekbones and chin sets different jowl folds. It looks like the crown of the skull has different shapes.

Not closely related genetically.

Mikey NTH said...

I think he looks more like Nosferatu.