२० सप्टेंबर, २०२१

"A woman who speaks 'perfect English' has been found on a rock in the sea off a Croatian island but is unable to say who she is or how she got there."

"The woman, thought to be in her sixties, was covered in cuts and bruises when she was spotted by a fisherman on the craggy outcrop on the isle of Krk. She was on her own crying.... Officials said she had no passport, papers or phone....  A resident who lives near by [said]: 'It’s weird that she was in the area at all. It is an extremely inaccessible part of the bay with terribly sharp rocks — literally razors that cut the rubber on your shoes. There is no life or animals except maybe wild boars or bears which know how to swim here in search of food, but this is a rarity because there is no food, nothing. A woman that age certainly could not swim that distance, it needs exceptional strength.'"

२४ टिप्पण्या:

Big Mike म्हणाले...

Krk * is a pretty well-known tourist destination. Fell overboard from a yacht or some other boat? Or survived a sinking? To my knowledge Krk island is not a cruise ship destination.
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* In the Serbo-Croatian language the ‘R’ is so heavily rolled it is treated as a vowel.

gilbar म्हणाले...

Can we call her Madison? And introduce her to Tom Hanks?

Misinforminimalism म्हणाले...

Jason Bourne's protégée, obviously. I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

Bob Boyd म्हणाले...

Alien abduction, obviously.
Check her for implants.

Mike (MJB Wolf) म्हणाले...

Perfect English? I’m skeptical!

Jamie म्हणाले...

It's just the new season of Outlander...

Temujin म्हणाले...

Another lost Uber Eats delivery.

Howard म्हणाले...

"Perfect English" doesn't exist, unlike perfect French.

MikeR म्हणाले...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ondine_(film)

LordSomber म्हणाले...

"You had a bullet from World War I in your leg, James! How did it get there?"

Drago म्हणाले...

"A woman who speaks 'perfect English' has been found on a rock in the sea off a Croatian island but is unable to say who she is or how she got there."

Dude!

That's how EVERY Squadron party ended!

Now, the only remaining questions are: was she wearing the same clothes at the time of rescue that she was wearing at the beginning of the evening? And were Dutch and Italian pilots involved in planning the party?

Kevin म्हणाले...

Yes, but what are her pronouns?

madAsHell म्हणाले...

The schizophrenic voices are apparently quite compelling.

tcrosse म्हणाले...

Her English is too good, he said,
Which clearly indicates that she is foreign.
Whereas others are instructed in their native language
English people aren't.
And although she may have studied with an expert
Dialectician and grammarian, I can tell that she was born
Hungarian! Not only Hungarian, but of royal blood,
she is a princess!

Big Mike म्हणाले...

Has anybody figured out yet who she is and what happened?

Tomcc म्हणाले...

Strange circumstances. I hope someone recognizes her from the photo.

Jaq म्हणाले...

This is the "Girl Jason Bourne" reboot. Won't be as good as the original.

Joe Smith म्हणाले...

Mermaid. QED.

BUMBLE BEE म्हणाले...

Aha! And the one armed man?

madAsHell म्हणाले...

She has recently colored her hair.

Jaq म्हणाले...

""Perfect English" doesn't exist, unlike perfect French"

The French call it "well punished French."

Lurker21 म्हणाले...

At first I read that as "Croatan island" and thought, "Finally, the Lost Colony mystery is solved!"

Big Mike म्हणाले...

Maybe not perfect English. The latest reports claim that she has a Scottish accent.

Tomcc म्हणाले...

And now she's been identified. Worked in the states and became homeless. Most unfortunate.