As I mentioned on this blog in its first year, there's a member of my family who, when he was rather young, believed for quite a while that the image on the cans of Green Giant peas and corn in the cupboard was God. I had to ask him why did you think that was God? It's not as if anyone ever encouraged him to think the Jolly Green Giant was God, and he'd never questioned the adults about who this laughing green entity is supposed to be. The image itself conveyed the sense that this is God.
Which image? It was the 1980s, so pick out 1980s Giant:
Yes, he's depicted with a scarf there. I'm going to presume that's the image for frozen vegetables. The "God" impression came from cans. I believe the giant stood spread-legged above a sunny farm field, wearing only his leafy tunic, crown of leaves, and elf shoes. Does that say "God" to you?
By the way, I fear for the human woman he took up with in 1945. The God Giant needs to stay in his heaven, presiding over the crops, and not consort with mortals. Those ears of corn and pea pods are far too large for the lady, whose head is the size of one of those peas.
And the 1970 giant is so 1970s, clearly influenced by the hippie movement. Imagine a God who follows transitory, regional human trends... and who's squirmily bashful about his achievements. A modest God!
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Does that say "God" to you?
I recall the television ads Green Giant ran durning my mom's soaps when I was a toddler in the 1970s. The guy was huge and green and intimidating to a little kid. So yah, God works...
Nice. The 1945 and 1960 images are channeling that Colossus of Rhodes look -- strong, classic, delightfully toxic masculinity on proud display. The 1970s Giant sporting green bell bottoms is the opposite, and takes over-the-top tacky to new heights even for '70s fashion. All that's missing is the Nehru suit.
Credit for the clever use of 'capitalist artifiacts', implying capitalism is dead and part of a long lost society.
Not yet you little snot nosed crumb grabbers...
Creating fictional characters and making cows the friendly 'face' of a product is kind of branding 101...
Tony the Tiger, Charlie Tuna...the list goes on. If you keep reinforcing these characters via advertising, and associate them with your (hopefully quality) product, it is a convenient shorthand for the consumer. It makes it easy to find your product on a crowded store shelf.
Sometimes these things are simpler than people make them out to be...
"I believe the giant stood spread-legged above a sunny farm field, wearing only his leafy tunic, crown of leaves, and elf shoes. Does that say "God" to you?"
My understanding is that we are never allowed to question what God does, because he's GOD and we're not. So yeah, God could be a big green giant in a leafy tunic, crown of leaves, and elf shoes if he wants to be.
That member of your family is not the only one to have experienced that.
Gods mating with human babes is a staple of myth. Fits right in.
In Greek myth the mortal Semele becomes the lover of Zeus, who also gets it on with Leda.
Althouse writes, "And the 1970 giant is so 1970s, clearly influenced by the hippie movement. Imagine a God who follows transitory, regional human trends... and who's squirmily bashful about his achievements."
Hey, only a deity could have bellbottom legs.
And a big thumbs up for squimily! It's good to see a Quaestor-style adverbial neologism that enrages that stick-in-the-mud vegetable atheist, Spellcheck.
As for JGG, the god of chlorophyll, let's agree to pronounce the ineffable name as Jah-gaw-gha, and not "Jerry" as the heretics do. (Jerry is the god of butterfat.) His ink-and-paper incarnations are more comforting than certain video icons portraying the deity pointing and cruelly laughing at the puny humans toiling around his garganuan feet.
This observation, that commercial figures like the Jolly Green Giant are out 20th century mythic figures is also present in the appearance of cities. In the Middle Ages one could identify a village by the spire of it's church (or cathedral), the tallest structure in the area. In the later years, palaces became the most obvious constructions. In the 19th and, especially, the twentieth century skyscrapers, "temples of commerce", create the distinctive silhouette of the city and still do today.
This is precisely the same connotation in the work of Andy Warhol: Soup cans on canvas, sculptures of Heinz Baked Bean cartons, Marilyn Monroe on paper. These are the modern world's Mona Lisas, its Pietas, its beatified icons.
Great book on the history of advertising characters:
https://www.amazon.com/Meet-Mr-Product-Advertising-Character/dp/0811835898
at 11:40 Narr said: "In Greek myth the mortal Semele becomes the lover of Zeus, who also gets it on with Leda."
With Leda Zeus appeared as a swan, with Europa he was a bull, with Danae a shower of golden coins . . . Zeus was a randy guy.
You can't say Ho anymore. And certainly not 3 times.
‘Does that say "God" to you?‘
Yes, it reminds me of the Homeric gods, as I imagine them when I read Homer. Except they’re not smiling.
What does it take for a god like figure to rate a men in shorts tag?
I never thought of God, just the Blue Djinn from "I Dream of Jeannie" and other actors who wore body paint.
https://i-dream-of-jeannie.fandom.com/wiki/Blue_Djinn
How did the pale green 1948 edition escape from a Roman Palace or the Vatican museum? What is he doing with his hands? He surely was the "happiest" or most unpredictable giant.
Another thought, something very "70s and 80s": Green Goddess dressing.
I know that when I was a child, Kraft Green Goddess dressing was a very visual part of my childhood. And it had a catchy name.
It's super easy for kids to hear "Green Goddess" and see "Green Giant" and draw a subconscious connection.
Shape-shifting Zeus, definitely. And of course there are the Biblical Nephilim enjoying relations with the daughters of men.
I thought of Green Goddess dressing too.
In Bored of the Rings, the boggies run into the JGG. As I recall, he said, "Come, lettuce raisin together."
1928 and 1930 look like real farm laborers. Bad times coming. The Depression, the Dust Bowl…people actually starved. They knew how hard it was to produce food and still had ties to farming.
Then there’s decades of manly men holding heroic harvests in their arms.
Then the food disappears completely. Why?
Don’t forget the 60s with the Kingsmen (of Louie, Louie fame) and their Jolly Green Giant…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q2lSGHO3cI
The woman with the Jolly Green Giant is not his mate. She is a smart shopper discussing vegetable freshness with him.
My father was in advertising. We were raised to revere, but not worship, great ads.
@Quaestor: "only a deity could have bellbottom legs" -- what about Popeye the Sailor then with his bellbottom arms?
I kind of like the 1970 JGG. Wouldn't call the look bashful, he seems nonchalant . . . like he just delivered in his big giant way and is naturally satisfied with himself, but still cool.
Given the achievements of the 70s, a modest God, with much to be modest about.
"Man doth usurp all space,
Stares thee, in rock, bush, river, in the face.
Never thine eyes behold a tree;
‘Tis no sea thou seest in the sea,
‘Tis but a disguised humanity.
To avoid thy fellow, vain thy plan;
All that interests a man, is man.”
It is a very strange thing to believe that "capitalism" is not as much an organic part of man as "anti-capitalism." Neither is an invader.
The djin's can do anything asked by their master. They are like God in their power to create reality.
But they cannot do anything unless their human master commands it, and so they are contained. They cannot create a reality other than a human can imagine it.
No human would wish for universe where the djin controlled reality.
And the djin struggle against that containment.
There is nothing in Christian folklore like the djin, they are neither angels nor devils.
But they are closer to devils.
... I fear for the human woman he took up with in 1945 ... Those ears of corn and pea pods are far too large for the lady
Not to mention his zucchini.
A discussion of the presentation, decade by decade, of the Green Giant is incomplete without mention of the worst addition to the trademark: Sprout. The 1970's will be remembered by we elderly for a while longer, and recalled by history forever, as a time of incredibly bad public taste, including the advertising.
Imagine a God who follows transitory, regional human trends...
Have you been to a Unitarian Universalist church lately?
Jolly Green Giant
In duh valley of duh jolly (Ho - ho - ho)
Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)
He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans
He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size
And that's why the cat's so mean
One day he left His valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
Well, he looked at her
And she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her thought, "what a dilly"
He touched her once She slapped him silly
This was something He had never sensed
He looked at her As she commenced
Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke
I can't see goin' with a big green kook"
You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind
I knew the 1960s Green Giant personally. In fact, he was my college roommate for a year !
After a week of rooming with Bob it was finally too much. "I don't know how to say this, Bob, but you look just like the Jolly Green Giant."
"That's because I AM." he responded. "My parents own the company, and I was the artist's model. Just don't tell anyone, okay?"
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