"In a further attempt to engage his pre-teen students, he’d insert their first names at random into the sentences. Sometimes he’d string sentences together, such as in the story of 'Crazy Lobster Boy' — a student who grabs two pairs of pruning shears, declares himself a lobster and runs around terrorizing his classmates while teaching them words like 'simulating' and 'alleviate.'
Most students adored the vocab questions.... [But t]he parent who filed the complaint with the school felt that his son was being mocked for his speech impediment in a sentence describing 'his tendency to babble like an idiot and drool on his classmates.'... The parent was also furious that his Jewish son was made the protagonist of the 'lobster boy' story, arguing that a joke that the boy probably 'had a crab or crayfish somewhere back in his ancestry' was evidence of Johnson’s 'thinly veiled antisemitism' because the sentence connected the boy’s violent behavior to his crustacean DNA.
'Humiliating a young boy on the verge of puberty by calling him a crustacean and referring to his "lobster claws" at a time already complicated with fears and ambivalence about body image and sexuality is utterly shocking from any adult, let alone the Head of School and English teacher,' the parent wrote...."
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"Johnson aimed to teach his English students words like 'aberration' and 'lethargy' by including them in purposely outlandish sentences relying on gory imagery and absurdist humor..."
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Seems awfully Shellfish of the family, to make such a stink!
Neither these kids or their parents would have made it through my school, which was normal for the times but by today's standards, would have been shut down.
These parents are teaching their kids that the world is a very different place than it actually is.
So the space must be safe for the most fragile. This is a loser strategy.
If he votes for democrats (99% likely), then fuck him.
This is the world the crazy left has created.
If he votes for conservatives, he has my sympathy...
(((Lobster Boy)))
Brad Johnson should be delighted by the resignation of those humorless bluestockings. They can easily be replaced with superior educators using nothing more insightful than a bucket and some index cards: Get a big bucket and a list of names from the local office of employment security. Immediately trash every name listed with an Education degree credential on the assumption it belongs to an unemployable moron. Transcribe the remainder to the index cards, using one name per card. Put the cards in the bucket and then throw them on the floor. Make an offer to each person whose index cards lands face up. Faculty staffing problem solved. Aggregate academic performance of the student body improved by a full standard deviation.
Oh, man. I studied with Anne Crowden (long deceased) as a violin student and in chamber music for several years, privately and at UC/Berkeley, and my husband taught at The Crowden School for a few years. I really can't see Anne sanctioning a teacher settling on a Jewish student and making game of his "crustacean DNA," any more than I can see her sanctioning settling on a Black student and making game of his fried-chicken DNA, or whatnot.
No doubt it was not consciously anti-Semitic; people who do not keep kashrut generally have no idea what's actually in it, beyond "no cheeseburgers." Still . . .
If they truly wanted to destroy the country, what would they be doing differently?
No mad-libs for you!
What's more, I turn out to know every person in this FUBAR-ama. Cary Koh (I think I knew vaguely that he was chair of the Crowden board) was in a string quartet with me and my husband and a guy who's now principal cello of the Mexican State Orchestra. We were all at UC/Berkeley at the time, and so was she. Doris Fukawa of course I know. The Beshears, sure. We've been in OR for eleven years now, but all these people are still very vivid to me.
Quaestor, Brad Johnson is the one who was fired. Do try to pay attention. He is not in a position to hire anyone. Unless, of course, he decides to start his own school.
Dr. Zoidberg says, "Whaaaaa? Jeepjeepyjeepy" as he runs away.
Needs your Era of Not Funny tag (is that the one?)
I do question what the parents here are teaching their kid. Complain about everything? That kind of viewpoint comes home to roost big-time when the kid is in High School.
'Seems awfully Shellfish of the family, to make such a stink!'
Why don't lobsters share their toys?
Because they're shellfish!
(an oldie)...
Wow, when I was a kid it would have been a relief to only be called Lobster Boy.
Yancey Ward said...
Wow, when I was a kid it would have been a relief to only be called Lobster Boy."
For a while I was Pizza Face. In my opinion this was overdone after all, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Still I doubt that Johnson would have been so cavalier had the kid been black, muslim or whatever is taboo today.
Ok, now I am thinking about dying again.
Read the whole article, cubanbob. He also had a Black student as the getaway partner in the robbery of a food truck. This was to get a student's name into another vocab quiz question: Aiding and ______.
The whole shtick of putting students' names into these gory scenarios strikes me as just wrong. I had a HS English teacher who called a student with the last name Hayes "Purple Haze," and so forth; I told my husband (who is himself a HS teacher) about this and he was appalled. I had a grad school prof who did the same thing -- I got off lightly as "Hotel du Lac," and I won't tell you what my compatriots were -- but by that time we were all in our 20s, and could be presumed able to "take it."
Yancey, when I was in sixth grade I was "Pickin' In the Weeds," b/c I had found a dandelion stem about a yard long and brought it happily to school. I was already outcast, as a new student (moved there at the end of 5th grade), and that sealed it for the next year-plus.
The comments on the story make it clear that the father of the “lobster boy who keeps kosher” was pals with Fukawa, the executive director. He made an insane list of demands to “ease the trauma” of the kid including changing grades and free tuition as well as French lessons. That or a lawsuit. Couple that with Brad bringing in $10 million grant from Getty, and you get the ED jealous and out to save face. So the principal gets fired and the school now is on fire - losing staff, students and any good will of the parents.
Most comments wanted the father of the kid to be outed ( but the authors were keeping it anonymous to “ protect” the kid). I’d hope he does get outed at the school and suffer the consequences for what he inflicted on the school from the Twitter mob.
Cubanbob,
Oh, I don't doubt for a second he would have treated more "diverse" kids differently, even if out of pure fear of getting cancelled.
The eternal rule of parents: "If one can find a reason to worry, one will worry." Decades ago there were plenty of busy-body nothing-else-to-do PTA parents who kept schools in accord with local community standards. They complained then and they continue to complain.
Eternal rule of ambiguity: "If one can find a dark side one will see the dark side." I recall a professional clown who for years wore oversized baggy pants, and for the big finale of his show pulled a small dog out of his pants. This had obvious sexual interpretations for adults, and after some years a parent complained and it ended.
Finally, any mention of lobsters in the post-Jordan Peterson era may get tagged as right wing. He sold/sells lobster T shirts and merchandise. (Even though Mr. Peterson is perhaps a centrist or even left of center in the grand scheme of things.)
It's well established that outrageousness aids memory. The medieval monks who memorized long passages from the bible were often ashamed to describe the images they used to make it all stick. But they used them anyway because it works. Using the student's names in stories is risky in today's world, but it shouldn't be. The students identified more and learned better than they would have otherwise.
Too bad in our outrage culture the parents couldn't be bothered to educate themselves about the theories in play and instead just shrieked about bigotry and punishment.
We call it a shanda,a shame, when a Jewish person brings disgrace on all of us.
For me the whole issue begins and ends with the unwisdom of making students the butt of jokes. Even just inserting individual students by name into didactic stories seems risky enough to be more trouble than it's worth. So in my view the principal is already wrong before we even get to questions about ethnic prejudice or whatever. The moment the principal decided to say something mean about a student because he thought it was also funny, the administration should have taken a step back and seriously reevaulated the man's suitability for the job.
Asian-American guy here with a very old joke that probably should not to be told nowadays ...
Q: What would you call me if I were hit by a car?
A: A crushed Asian!
So let me get this straight - being called a lobster boy got his parents boiling mad?
I'll let myself out, after noting that any school administrator who didn't use this sort of ridicule in discussing the issue deserves to be fired.
People with no sense of humor are brittle. We are training the children to have no sense of humor. I am hoping that it is not working.
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