February 11, 2020

"Express yourself with your body..."

27 comments:

Sal said...

I can touch my toes.

Achilles said...

Damn.

traditionalguy said...

Yoga gone wild.

AllenS said...

I looked at that picture, and right away, my back started to hurt.

Lucid-Ideas said...

That is far too much work. I'd rather be the pommel horse!

MadisonMan said...

Oh my. I'd like to see him do that on an airplane for some reason.

I do wonder how many hours a day he trains. Very cool!

JRoberts said...

Sal said...
I can touch my toes

I can touch my knees without bending my toes.

Curious George said...

I also can touch my toes. And wiggle my ears.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

That looks so painful I can't bear to watch.

Char Char Binks, Esq. said...

I can touch my toes with my other toes.

Curious George said...

He's Gumby dammit!

n.n said...

Just because you can...

mockturtle said...

Like a tarantula, he's both fascinating and creepy.

Rabel said...

This is about that "Chuck" guy's contortions in the Bloomberg thread, isn't it.

Magson said...

AGT had a teen contortionist in 2016 who was quite impressive also -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiWiEzrN5o

traditionalguy said...

Just imagine he finds him a woman contortionist and they publish their illustrated book on new sexual positions. Instant best seller.

Rabel said...

The shit has hit the fan in the Stone sentencing.

I'd say send lawyers, guns and money, but they've already got all of those.

stevew said...

Impressive but I can't look at any more of that than the photo here.

Wince said...

If I could bend myself over like that I'd never leave the house.

Sheridan said...

This is what politicians routinely do come election time! And while most of their contortions are figurative, I wouldn't be surprised to see some of them literally contort themselves in order to stand-out from the dwindling crowd of competitors. I wonder how well Minnesota Nice Amy can contort. Bloomberg?

tcrosse said...

It all starts with auto-fellation as a teenager.

Beasts of England said...

Speaking of contortions: Jussie Smollett indicted in Chicago!

AllenS said...

A phone rings at 911 headquarters --

"Hello, what is your emergency?"

"Help, I'm bent like a pretzel, and I can't get up."

effinayright said...

The guy used to have an act where he would contort himself into the various letters of the alphabet --- until he made an "S" of himself.

paminwi said...

Cirque shows for the most part are very enjoyable. The performers are very talented and this guy is crazy talented.

n.n said...

Man-Spider.

Quaestor said...

Compress yourself.