12 ઑક્ટોબર, 2019

"When he repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'"

Wrote Elton John, quoted in "Queen Elizabeth slapped her nephew across the face in front of Elton John" (NY Post).

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gspencer કહ્યું...

The Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Sounds like a typical routine performed nightly and worldwide in homosexual bars.

I Have Misplaced My Pants કહ્યું...

No she didn’t. Give me a break.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper કહ્યું...

I was hoping it was BoJo who would not take instructions!

See where he is now.

gilbar કહ્યું...

makes me like Liz Even More (assuming it really happened)
She's a pretty good queen... For a German Usurper

Char Char Binks, Esq. કહ્યું...

She’s not wrong.

tcrosse કહ્યું...

I can imagine HMQ saying "Off with his head" in a moment of wild fun.

Roughcoat કહ્યું...

Elton John is the queen.

Richard કહ્યું...

It would have been worse if she was the Red Queen.

Narr કહ્યું...

Well, good for Auntie.

Narr
Anybody got any good dish on Elton John? Is he nice to the help? I hear he may be, "that way"!

loudogblog કહ્યું...

"We are not amused."

JAORE કહ્યું...

And then Elton said, "Madam, I beg to differ."

doctrev કહ્યું...

I mean, part of me thinks it's standard flamboyancy from a hyper-glam Brit.

But part of me remembers that her family hasn't stayed on the throne this long by being easy to push out of things.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne કહ્યું...

Well, what's the use it being a Monarch if you can't slap the kids around when they need it?

robother કહ્યું...

"Fob her off"? You mean like an ugly girlfriend on a wingman? Or some kind of pocket watch? Sometimes the English are as obscure to me as the French..

Greg the class traitor કહ્યું...

Good for her.

I hope the story is true

robother said...
"Fob her off"?

I believe the US translation would be the (non-sexual) "Blow her off"

Greg the class traitor કહ્યું...

While at a party, the Rocketman claims, QEII asked her nephew, Viscount Linley, to watch over his sister, Lady Sarah Armstrong-Jones, because she wasn’t feeling well and had left the festivities to go rest. Linley had no interest in doing so.

“When he [Linley] repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Linley then followed the Queen’s instructions.


Well done, your majesty

Assistant Village Idiot કહ્યું...

Well, someone had to.

Tyrone Slothrop કહ્યું...

I find HM's actions more aunt-like than queen-like.

James K કહ્યું...

Sounds like the whole thing was sort of tongue-in-cheek on the Queen's part. At least Elton John thought she was hilarious.

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM કહ્યું...

ohhhhh! THAT queen

thought it was Robbie Mook getting dressed down

Clyde કહ્યું...

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Someone had to do it!

BJM કહ્યું...

Welp, he's off Her Maj's guest list. The number 1 requirement to pal around with the royals is absolute discretion.

D 2 કહ્યું...

Do it, or - slap - instant - slap - karma - slap - is gonna - slap - get ya

Leland કહ્યું...

I like QEII. Her offspring aren't impressive, but she is.

Le Stain du Poop કહ્યું...

You believe this?

Hmmm.....

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