Oktubre 12, 2019

"When he repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'"

Wrote Elton John, quoted in "Queen Elizabeth slapped her nephew across the face in front of Elton John" (NY Post).

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gspencer ayon kay ...

The Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Sounds like a typical routine performed nightly and worldwide in homosexual bars.

I Have Misplaced My Pants ayon kay ...

No she didn’t. Give me a break.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper ayon kay ...

I was hoping it was BoJo who would not take instructions!

See where he is now.

gilbar ayon kay ...

makes me like Liz Even More (assuming it really happened)
She's a pretty good queen... For a German Usurper

Char Char Binks, Esq. ayon kay ...

She’s not wrong.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

I can imagine HMQ saying "Off with his head" in a moment of wild fun.

Roughcoat ayon kay ...

Elton John is the queen.

Richard ayon kay ...

It would have been worse if she was the Red Queen.

Narr ayon kay ...

Well, good for Auntie.

Narr
Anybody got any good dish on Elton John? Is he nice to the help? I hear he may be, "that way"!

loudogblog ayon kay ...

"We are not amused."

JAORE ayon kay ...

And then Elton said, "Madam, I beg to differ."

doctrev ayon kay ...

I mean, part of me thinks it's standard flamboyancy from a hyper-glam Brit.

But part of me remembers that her family hasn't stayed on the throne this long by being easy to push out of things.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne ayon kay ...

Well, what's the use it being a Monarch if you can't slap the kids around when they need it?

robother ayon kay ...

"Fob her off"? You mean like an ugly girlfriend on a wingman? Or some kind of pocket watch? Sometimes the English are as obscure to me as the French..

Greg the class traitor ayon kay ...

Good for her.

I hope the story is true

robother said...
"Fob her off"?

I believe the US translation would be the (non-sexual) "Blow her off"

Greg the class traitor ayon kay ...

While at a party, the Rocketman claims, QEII asked her nephew, Viscount Linley, to watch over his sister, Lady Sarah Armstrong-Jones, because she wasn’t feeling well and had left the festivities to go rest. Linley had no interest in doing so.

“When he [Linley] repeatedly tried to fob her off, the Queen lightly slapped him across the face, saying ‘Don’t’ – slap – ‘argue’ – slap – ‘with’ – slap – ‘me’ – slap – ‘I’ – slap – ‘am’ – slap – ‘THE QUEEN!'”

Linley then followed the Queen’s instructions.


Well done, your majesty

Assistant Village Idiot ayon kay ...

Well, someone had to.

Tyrone Slothrop ayon kay ...

I find HM's actions more aunt-like than queen-like.

James K ayon kay ...

Sounds like the whole thing was sort of tongue-in-cheek on the Queen's part. At least Elton John thought she was hilarious.

Ingachuck'stoothlessARM ayon kay ...

ohhhhh! THAT queen

thought it was Robbie Mook getting dressed down

Clyde ayon kay ...

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Someone had to do it!

BJM ayon kay ...

Welp, he's off Her Maj's guest list. The number 1 requirement to pal around with the royals is absolute discretion.

D 2 ayon kay ...

Do it, or - slap - instant - slap - karma - slap - is gonna - slap - get ya

Leland ayon kay ...

I like QEII. Her offspring aren't impressive, but she is.

Le Stain du Poop ayon kay ...

You believe this?

Hmmm.....

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