Althouse: The most intense fight.

December 4, 2018

The most intense fight.

The most intense fight I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/TCXXO98ijp
— Guy (@apiecebyguy) December 4, 2018

77 comments:

Earnest Prole said...: "Fuck you!"

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

"Fuck you and fuck your mother who fucked the horse you rode in on!"

etc.; 12/4/18, 12:57 PM
Nonapod said...: That's certainly some vicious bird flippery.; 12/4/18, 1:00 PM
W.Cook said...: Every Internet Argument, Ever.; 12/4/18, 1:01 PM
rehajm said...: You are mistaken, good sir...; 12/4/18, 1:01 PM
jaydub said...: Chuck and Drago.; 12/4/18, 1:03 PM
Fernandinande said...: The most staged disagreement I’ve ever seen.

Hint: "Guy" is a "director".; 12/4/18, 1:05 PM
Paul said...: Intense.... well if that is the idea of what a snowflake does when they fight I guess they are right... intense.; 12/4/18, 1:06 PM
mezzrow said...: Alphonse: Fuck you, sir.

Gaston: No, fuck you. Fuck you, first. Then again fuck yourself.

A: But no, I insist, please fuck yourself first, then when you are done, kindly fuck yourself once more.

G: But no, you first!

A: After you!

G: I insist!; 12/4/18, 1:07 PM
JohnAnnArbor said...: Every Internet Argument, Ever.

This.; 12/4/18, 1:08 PM
tcrosse said...: A couple of Italians could do this much more eloquently. These two have a limited vocabulary.; 12/4/18, 1:21 PM
AllenS said...: I guess it was a fair fight. They brought their middle fingers to a finger fight.

Could have been worse. If one of them used the finger to poke the other guy in the eye.; 12/4/18, 1:21 PM
Ralph L said...: The guy on the right is smoking in public! Crucify him!; 12/4/18, 1:23 PM
Barry Dauphin said...: A fight over who gets the last finger.; 12/4/18, 1:23 PM
Richard Dolan said...: Looks like two dudes in Soho heavily into kabuki. This is what all that multi-culti stuff turns into. Not all bad, but best kept out of view.; 12/4/18, 1:24 PM
AllenS said...: Dueling fingers.; 12/4/18, 1:31 PM
Jim at said...: That's a really good way to get your finger snapped off.; 12/4/18, 1:31 PM
Patrick said...: Jaydub FTW; 12/4/18, 1:35 PM
tcrosse said...: Does anybody else remember the Joe Pesci pinky ring sketch from SNL? Unfortunately, it's no longer available on YouTube.; 12/4/18, 1:39 PM
Freeman Hunt said...: If birds could kill.; 12/4/18, 1:43 PM
Bay Area Guy said...: These are two Beta Males jockeying for social position within the narrow, lightly employed tribe:); 12/4/18, 1:44 PM
Freeman Hunt said...: What if The Birds had been about a nice little town where everyone goes crazy flipping each other off.; 12/4/18, 1:44 PM
YoungHegelian said...: Pacifist Hoodlums; 12/4/18, 1:51 PM
LYNNDH said...: Each others IQ?; 12/4/18, 1:58 PM
Ralph L said...: Since there's no shouting, it must have been staged.; 12/4/18, 2:04 PM
bagoh20 said...: Somebody is gonna get in trouble for exposing top secret special forces tactics.; 12/4/18, 2:20 PM
AllenS said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 12/4/18, 2:26 PM
AllenS said...: Bringing to you a war of words where only 2 words are used. Brevity!

[some day I'll learn to spell] [hopefully]; 12/4/18, 2:28 PM
hombre said...: Metrosexual pugilism.; 12/4/18, 2:30 PM
Lipperman said...: Can someone who knows ASL please pipe in?; 12/4/18, 2:38 PM
Chuck said...: Blogger jaydub said...
Chuck and Drago.

lol!

I’ll say this for your comment; it inspires me to never reply to Drago’s taunts. I think that at present, I reply to about 1 in 50 of them. Just because he names me in thousands of comments, it doesn’t mean that I engage. I rarely ever do. If this were a video of a street exchange between Drago and me, he’d be on one side of the street wagging his middle finger at me and following my progress down the sidewalk, and I’d be on the other side wondering, “What is that guy’s problem?”

And as usual, Drago wasn’t on my mind at all in commenting on this (until I read yours); my thought on this post was, “The least intense fight!”; 12/4/18, 2:38 PM
Mary H said...: When mimes fight.; 12/4/18, 2:40 PM
Drago said...: jaydub: "Chuck and Drago."

Funny, and too true. Though I would humbly note that I am logically consistent, usually in quite good humor and I never use vulgarity online.

An important set of distinctions.; 12/4/18, 2:41 PM
MeatPopscicle1234 said...: that made me LOL; 12/4/18, 2:43 PM
Drago said...: Further, I do not attack children, threaten women nor adopt the tactics and language of the far left.

Additional important distinctions between myself and our "brian stelter" LLR Chuck.; 12/4/18, 2:44 PM
Humperdink said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 12/4/18, 2:46 PM
Jupiter said...: Chuck said...

"If this were a video of a street exchange between Drago and me, he’d be on one side of the street wagging his middle finger at me and following my progress down the sidewalk, and I’d be on the other side wondering,"

"How can I connect this to a vicious yet imbecilic attack on President Trump?"; 12/4/18, 2:46 PM
Humperdink said...: I'd call it a draw, but the Russian judge ruled the guy on the right landed more blows *cough*.; 12/4/18, 2:47 PM
M Jordan said...: I’d give both of them a 5 on the finger intensity scale (5 being maximum).; 12/4/18, 2:47 PM
MadisonMan said...: First, I listened with the sound off. Then I realized the sound wasn't off.

Are the two guys deaf?; 12/4/18, 2:51 PM
Lucid-Ideas said...: In a multi-ethnic post-modern America where the parties speak English poorly (or not at all), I can see things like this being pretty common...

The intensity of my hatred expressed in words would melt your brain and cut your strength from under you, but THIS GIGANTIC DOUBLE-HANDED MIDDLE FINGER will just have to suffice for now.; 12/4/18, 2:53 PM
Humperdink said...: You know both had the opportunity to go double gig, but neither chose to that option. Maybe to keep it an even scrap.

Neither one played in the NHL. Maybe Major League baseball.; 12/4/18, 2:53 PM
ddh said...: That was as intense as a beer commercial. "Tastes great!" "Less filling."

This is intense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6SQfoirS1s; 12/4/18, 3:02 PM
JaimeRoberto said...: The first rule of Fight Club, don't speak about Fight Club.; 12/4/18, 3:03 PM
Heartless Aztec said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 12/4/18, 3:13 PM
Heartless Aztec said...: They should try that in bar with real KKK guys like I did once. Got my ass handed to myself. And it all started with the finger. What a dumb-shit.; 12/4/18, 3:15 PM
gspencer said...: "I double-dogged gave you the finger twice after that big truck went by, so I win. FU a thousand, quadrillian times"; 12/4/18, 3:29 PM
PM said...: "That's nawt a knife..."; 12/4/18, 3:33 PM
John Ray said...: Two grown men may argue loudly about something (preferably in private), walk away without even touching one another. Or, they may commence a fist fight, preferably, as above, but possibly in public.

But repeated public offers of the fickle finger of fate is unacceptable. That is for two sissies, pajama boys, or whatever you call them. They insulted the viewing public in those cars and walking down the street, who had to endure two sissies pretending to ejaculate on one another with no resolution. Perhaps these two are attempting to preserve their "beautiful" faces for another day, or perhaps they fear real pain.

Since I am in the Althouse arena, "men" such as these can go to fucking hell -- sissies they are. Neither one would have lasted past the first groin kick and elbow in the throat.

Where and when I grew up (a time ago), one did not shoot the finger unless one was ready for a good beating or unless one was ready to show the opponent what broken meat was all about. I have the scars to show, but I learned there is a better way to exist.; 12/4/18, 4:08 PM
The Godfather said...: Why does this video make me think of Trump and the MSM?; 12/4/18, 4:10 PM
Tom T. said...: Where was this? The words on the side of the van were in English, but those didn't look like US license plates on the passing vehicles. I don't think they use that same middle-finger gesture in the UK, though.; 12/4/18, 4:12 PM
Comanche Voter said...: John Ray, little wussies like those two are strictly non ejaculatio---if you know what I mean.

Too much estrogen (they'd identify as female if they could) and not enough testosterone.; 12/4/18, 4:19 PM
bbkingfish said...: Well acted.; 12/4/18, 4:20 PM
Bay Area Guy said...: These two little snowflakes coulda used that pugilistic zeal in Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles -- the French Mistake.; 12/4/18, 4:57 PM
Rusty said...: Beta male mating ritual?
We should ask ritmo.; 12/4/18, 5:11 PM
bonkti said...: Tom,
Looks like Soho in NYC. The license plates were digitally blurred.; 12/4/18, 6:12 PM
Birkel said...: I would take "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler versus Tommy "Hit Man" Hearns.
But to each their own.; 12/4/18, 6:48 PM
~ Gordon Pasha said...: Seme and uke, you be the judge; 12/4/18, 7:16 PM
gg6 said...: "Intense"?? Maybe the first exchange of fingers was - but all the rest struck me as dumber than shit - intellectually and emotionally. A pity on both of them, they must have deserved each other. But they were certainly a fashion-moderne match, and that's what counts so much these days, yes? Sigh.; 12/4/18, 7:24 PM
Seeing Red said...: These kids today. Pathetic.; 12/4/18, 7:25 PM
Seeing Red said...: That was Soho. I recognized the street and the Ugg store.; 12/4/18, 7:26 PM
F said...: A Capulet runs into a Montague in NYC. Violence ensues.; 12/4/18, 7:29 PM
Portlandmermaid said...: Why am I reminded of West Side Story, but a flip off instead of a dance off.; 12/4/18, 7:44 PM
Chuck said...: Blogger Birkel said...
I would take "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler versus Tommy "Hit Man" Hearns.
But to each their own.

Hey, good call.
For me it would be Leonard - Hearns II, 1989. That was a fight (as was Leonard - Hearns I) that I paid what seemed like an awful lot of money to watch it on closed circuit big screen television. And I walked out (frustrated by the decision) feeling like I just witnessed the greatest fight, and maybe the best sporting event, and easily one of the best live events I had ever seen. Worth every penny.; 12/4/18, 8:09 PM
Leland said...: It is a passive aggressive boxing match.; 12/4/18, 8:12 PM
FullMoon said...: Man arrested for biting finger in Petaluma nightclub fight; 12/4/18, 8:19 PM
Krumhorn said...: They need to be careful where they point those things.

- Krumhorn; 12/4/18, 8:20 PM
Drago said...: LLR Chuck is still reeling after every single one of his moronic NeverTrump heroes as been exposed as Billionaire lefty/Qatari/Iranian backed lefty narrative shills who are completely and totally operationally aligned with the dems/left.

Just like Chuck.

Unexpectedly.; 12/4/18, 8:21 PM
Trumpit said...: It's a classic knice fight.; 12/4/18, 8:31 PM
Roy Lofquist said...: "Neither one played in the NHL. Maybe Major League baseball."

You just plain can't give someone the finger whilst wearing a hockey glove. That's why the gloves come off. This relatively non-aggressive gesture, "bird prep", is often misinterpreted and results in a stoppage in play.; 12/4/18, 8:32 PM
Sprezzatura said...: Are these two rich?

Looks like a nice hood w/ what looks like a limo van and a limo-ish Yukon.

The math is different re such v normal folks re consequences.

Even so, my gut is w/ the folk in this thread who see a staged event.

I dunno.; 12/4/18, 8:43 PM
Sprezzatura said...: P.S.

Commenting on this makes me feel like a loser.

Unlike these two characters, I fell for lame/stupid bait.; 12/4/18, 8:45 PM
Paul said...: Back in the early 1800s they had this Code Duello. If you insulted someone they could demand satisfaction in the form of a duel. A duel with REAL WEAPONS and a possible outcome of someone being dead.

As a result they say that era was very polite. People were polite to each other cause they didn't want a life ending fight over words.

Sometimes I kind of miss that era.; 12/4/18, 8:57 PM
Megaera said...: "If it were not Assize time I would run you through."

Ann will understand.; 12/4/18, 10:16 PM
Yancey Ward said...: It appeared to me to be two deaf men.; 12/4/18, 11:20 PM
Bilwick said...: I'll take your word for it. As soon as I clicked on the start-the-video button, the video disappeared.; 12/5/18, 2:05 PM
cronus titan said...: No wonder fewer and fewer young people are interested in sex.; 12/5/18, 3:19 PM
Etienne said...: I just got an erection.; 12/5/18, 8:09 PM