Hulyo 11, 2018

"Hi, sweetie. It’s Mom. Do you remember Mr. Levert? He lived behind the high school with that garden. You’d do yard work over there sometimes?"

"He loved you; I’m sure you remember. Anyway, he was in a car accident. Died on impact. Call me back."

From "Lede-Buried Voicemails from Your Mom" (Via Metafilter).
Ipinaskil ni Ann Althouse sa 1:07 PM
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23 komento:

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

Also known as: How to guarantee a call-back.

But you know, kids these days hate talking on phones. You have to craft a text instead that can't be ignored.

7/11/18, 1:17 PM
Nonapod ayon kay ...

That's some serious passive-aggression. I don't respond well to passive aggressive behavior from loved ones. Just tell me what you want directly, please.

7/11/18, 1:21 PM
Curious George ayon kay ...

When voice mail started to become more prevalent and replaced answering machines my mom would still leave recordings saying "Georgie if you're there, pick up."

7/11/18, 1:27 PM
tcrosse ayon kay ...

Hi, Pablo. It's Mom. Remember Marc Chagall, that Jewish guy who painted those flying rabbis and did those murals at the Metropolitan Opera ? He doesn't think you can paint. Call me back when you get the time.

7/11/18, 1:27 PM
madAsHell ayon kay ...

"Georgie if you're there, pick up."

I spent far too long at the Boeing Co. listening to women engineers trying to rally their kids out of bed, and off to school by voice mail.

7/11/18, 1:35 PM
Michael K ayon kay ...

My kids don't answer the phone and voicemails get returned a month later.

If I want an answer, I have to text them.

7/11/18, 1:42 PM
bagoh20 ayon kay ...

The best way to get a call back is to threaten to come over in person.

7/11/18, 1:45 PM
Paddy O ayon kay ...

Ha! Loved this.

7/11/18, 1:48 PM
Etienne ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
7/11/18, 1:59 PM
Fernandinande ayon kay ...

Phone = you don't have to see people or be near them.
Text = you don't even have to talk to them.

7/11/18, 2:03 PM
Etienne ayon kay ...
Naalis ng may-ari ang komentong ito.
7/11/18, 2:15 PM
Char Char Binks, Esq. ayon kay ...

The lede, or lead, isn't really buried, at least not all the way. "Do you remember?" is a dead giveaway.

7/11/18, 2:40 PM
robinintn ayon kay ...

Sent this text to my daughter last week: “Hey, sweetie I need to let you know the details of my will - no hurry, but call when you get time.”

Got the call within 30 seconds.

7/11/18, 3:39 PM
Freeman Hunt ayon kay ...

When my mother wants a call back from my brother, she sends a message saying, "Proof of life!"

7/11/18, 4:19 PM
The Godfather ayon kay ...

In lots of movies, TV shows, etc., there's the scene where A is giving B the "bad news", and it always goes something like: Marcia, I don't know how to tell you this. It's really hard. I know you're strong, but this is going to take all your strength. Etc., etc., etc., with a lot of moaning and mumbling.

Meanwhile, Marcia is thinking about all the terrible things that A may be about to tell her, and she's in agony.

You understand why the dramatist wrote it that way, but I trust you'd do your best not to do it for real. Marcia, Mom died is the kindest way to start the conversation.

I'm thinking in the context of a voice communication. I don't know about tweeting the news.

7/11/18, 4:57 PM
JAORE ayon kay ...

All you married men take a step forward. Not so fast,Johnson.

7/11/18, 5:26 PM
Portlandmermaid ayon kay ...

From the link: Julie missing, war crimes, and Buster's last day were very funny.

7/11/18, 6:19 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

19 years old with a couple of buddies at Dad’s house; something to do with a car I’m rebuilding. “Oh by the way Fritz (my dog) died.” Buddies were shocked by the insensitivity. I was humiliated.

7/11/18, 9:30 PM
Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

See post above. Yeah, “by the way”. Thanks Dad.

7/12/18, 12:26 AM
Begonia ayon kay ...

Portlandmermaid, I thought the humidifier one was hilarious.

7/12/18, 10:23 AM
Thorley Winston ayon kay ...

I have a little bit of a different perspective. My parents are both in their late sixties and whenever I speak to them on the phone or in person, they will often start a conversation with “do you remember your great uncle’s cousin . . . .” and then it will usually be about some health issue facing them. Half the time it’s someone that I vaguely remember at best and need prompting because I haven’t spoken to them or thought about them in decades. If my mom left me a message about someone who lived next door to us when I was a kid who died, I could absolutely see her starting with “do you remember . . .”

7/12/18, 10:59 AM
Jamie ayon kay ...

I am totally going to steal the "proof of life" thing for MY brother!

7/12/18, 11:00 AM
DrMaturin ayon kay ...

@Michael K

When I actually do need to talk to my kids I have to text them to tell them to call me. It's the only way.

7/12/18, 2:20 PM

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